The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]

The Bible says gays are bad It is right there in Leviticus! Men laying in homogay with other men is a forbidden fruit that no good Christian should ever eat. It is bad enough we let them do it in public and in front of our children. Letting them get [...]

In Alpharetta, Georgia, a torrential thunderstorm boils overhead as a rock band takes to an open air stage. Is the concert cancelled for the safety of all those present? No, a simple act of God is not enough to stop those in pursuit of profit and the profane. Schools in [...]

San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their [...]

As an undercover reporter, I always have to find a way to blend in to the crowd so I am not discovered. This is assignment has been the most difficult transformation to date, and required extensive research at Hot Topic and hours of time getting into vinyl pants and high [...]

All Scripture is holy, and to disobey it is sin. Yet, for some reason, many who call themselves Christians do not follow the Word of God to the letter, as He intended. Sometimes Scripture can be interpreted in different ways, and Christwire helps foster the dialogue on those issues by [...]

What’s that smell? Well, it’s June so gay is in the air, my friends. Are you ready? This is the month used by many sick, unrepentant homosexuals to flounce and stomp about our God-fearing heterosexual streets in the name of celebrating LGBTQ Pride. While many God-loving countries such as Iran [...]

An epidemic is on the verge of spreading throughout this great nation of ours, and it is due to the gays and their unsanitary ways. Having anal sex is bad enough, but now they are creating new and exciting ways to infect each other with diseases. The latest is called [...]

Christwire’s research team is the finest in the world, but this time they have outdone themselves. Kudos, guys and gals in our research department, for dropping on my desk such a gem that will save so many Christian girls from becoming rapists and losing their place in heaven. A new [...]

If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]

Recently, the research team here at Christwire has brought a disturbing trend to my attention: police all over the nation have been noting that when arresting sodomizing liberals for possessing child pornography they have noticed that 98% of them have also been ‘Trekkies’. It even extends to foreign lands, as [...]

Do they insist on using a Mac? Studies show Mac users are mostly gay. Both butt-cowboys and muff-munchers alike gravitate towards the shiny Apple logo of sin. If you notice one of these around your place of work you may want to go on alert. There is probably a homogay [...]

Not beating their children Liberal laws in this country have forbidden us from doing our biblical duty, and that is to not spare the rod. This is because liberal mothers are scared their children will grow up to be good upstanding conservatives who know the holiness of a swift beating [...]

*Please send women, children, and especially impressionable teenagers out of the room before viewing the images in these article. While god-fearing Christians are cleaning their homes and shooting their pets, preparing for the Rapture, scheduled October 21 of this year, the rest of the world, heathen for the most part, [...]