Steve-O Banned From Posting On Facebook For Being Homogay

May 22, 2011 9:04 pm25 comments
Steve-O Banned From Posting On Facebook For Being Homogay

In the last few hours, our research team has uncovered breaking news. It seems that MTV star and homogay actor Steve O was warned three times then banned from posting on his fan page because of homogay references. The heathen, better known for being gay on television and getting attention [...]

Read more ›

Spreading The HomoGay In America? There’s An App For That! 12 Applications The iphone Is Using To Spread The Gay Agenda!

May 12, 2011 8:02 pm17 comments
Spreading The HomoGay In America?  There’s An App For That!  12 Applications The iphone Is Using To Spread The Gay Agenda!

Angry Birds By the way these things are drawn to look, the App should have been called “Angry-Homogay-Birds-Who-Want-To-Rape-And-Sodomize-Your-Children“. The goal of this particular application is to distract your kids while Satan plants seeds of a destructive nature in their young impressionable minds. It is packed full of references to the [...]

Read more ›

Is Gay Contagious? 20 Ways You Can Catch It!

May 9, 2011 8:30 am133 comments
Is Gay Contagious?  20 Ways You Can Catch It!

Attending a pro-choice rally These places are dens of sin! It is well known that lesbians and gays attend these events in hopes of obtaining some young-man-penis or sweet-virgin-cherries. The liberal tint of the whole thing makes people more susceptible to to such ideas as sodomy and anal fisting. Behind [...]

Read more ›

20 Ways To Tell If Your Teenage Daughter Is A Lesbian

May 8, 2011 8:34 am559 comments
20 Ways To Tell If Your Teenage Daughter Is A Lesbian

Does she have “Bieber Fever”? This is the first sign she is adopting an alternative lifestyle. Bieber was born female and is now a male impersonator, you can tell by the way his jawline isn’t quite masculine. Recently this heshe has been convincing young teenage girls to replace their pictues [...]

Read more ›

White People, lol

May 5, 2011 9:29 amComments Off
White People, lol

Today as I awoke to check the HolyMailbox, there was an email warning from Sarah Parker.  In it, she told of a website named IDONTLIKEYOU that is making fun of me and my dislike of Obama! They have the nerve to try to claim my campaign to prove Obama was [...]

Read more ›

Today Is International Shoot-A-Mexican-If-He-Flies-A-Foreign-Flag-On-Our-Soil day

3:35 am59 comments
Today Is International Shoot-A-Mexican-If-He-Flies-A-Foreign-Flag-On-Our-Soil day

America is a Christian nation. We follow Christian ideals as well as Christian law. Part of that law is that our flag shall be respected by both legal and illegal immigrants from other countries. The constitution allows us, as citizens, to defend our land from any threat, domestic or foreign.

Read more ›

MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

May 4, 2011 6:44 am28 comments
MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

Read more ›

Top Ten Threats To America In a Bin Laden-less World

May 2, 2011 12:13 am31 comments
Top Ten Threats To America In a Bin Laden-less World

As you have no doubt heard, unless you have been living in a cave (Although there is one guy who was living in a cave who knew exactly what was going on) American troops have killed Osama Bin Laden. Who will now take over as the biggest threat to America? Here is a list we, at Christwire.org, have brought you for your consideration.

Read more ›

Kate Middleton Is Possibly A Terorrist Operative And England Is In Grave Danger!

April 28, 2011 11:26 pm44 comments
Kate Middleton Is Possibly A Terorrist Operative And England Is In Grave Danger!

In England they don’t have a lot of things going on in the news like America does, so they often turn to the tabloid fare in order to keep their knickers wenched during tea time. This week it is the marriage of their future king William to harlot and terrorist sympathizer Kate Middleton.

Read more ›

Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?

8:50 am37 comments
Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?

The not so shocking answer is yes, it is.

Read more ›

Johnny Cash Responsible For Emo Bands Like Insane Clown Posse, Father Of Emo Music and Cutting Rituals

April 16, 2011 8:29 pm36 comments
Johnny Cash Responsible For Emo Bands Like Insane Clown Posse, Father Of Emo Music and Cutting Rituals

Emo music is a fad known for encouraging kids to dress like vampires and cut themselves. The lyrics are often satanic in nature.

Read more ›

Advice from Super Conservative Alex

March 31, 2011 1:38 pm48 comments
Rough and rugged Reagan endorses this weeks column

Welcome to the newest pool of salvation here on Christwire, Advice From Super Conservative Alex.

Read more ›

Insane Clown Posse Encourages Homo Behavior

1:14 pm188 comments
Some picture don't need a funny caption to be hilarious

Insane Clown Posse, an urban rap group that encourages homosexuality by teaching young boys how to apply makeup. .

Read more ›

Steven Tyler Makes out with Daughter Liv Tyler on Red Carpet Picture

March 24, 2011 12:42 pm7 comments
Steven Tyler Makes out with Daughter Liv Tyler on Red Carpet Picture

There is not much more justice words can do this one, so we’ll just skip straight to the images. It remains uncomfirmed in what capacity drugs are influencing events here.WARNING: THIS IS SIMPLY VERY SICK. KICK YOUR WOMAN/CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM AND THEN PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING.      

Read more ›

The Pirate Bay Promotes Homogay Agenda

March 21, 2011 2:35 pm17 comments
Four men penis-fighting over a cassette tape?

Many of you may not have heard of this website, The Pirate Bay. It exists in the darkest corners of the World Wide Web, alongside 4chan.com and Wikileaks, destroying our youth.

Read more ›