Pit bulls attack car to protect family from killer kitten.
Everyone knows the attributed quote: “This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil...
Mother tells me that football has been a part of America since its beginning. In our hubble beginnings, we used football...
Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay...
I am now on bed rest and have to keep this brief. As you know, last week I suffered a great grand malo heart attack and doctors say it was just too much stress. My heart is so big with love for all of you and all the people I [...]Read more ›
In the following video, we have documentation that not all preachers are good and holy. A preacher with a suspiciously squirrely voice decides to harass American astronaut Buzz Aldrin. Say what you will about the man, but his brave flight to claim the moon for America was a crushing blow [...]Read more ›
How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child
The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]Read more ›
In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]Read more ›
This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]Read more ›
Lamestream media blames Conservative Christian for Pres. Osama assassination attempt (when Mexicans were really behind it)!
This last Friday, an illegal Mexican immigrant, Carlos El Zorro Dos Equis Pancho-Hernandez, commited an attack on our leader: B. Hussein Obama. He acquired heavy duty AK-47s and rocket launchers from (ironally) the Pres’ corrupt ATF branch. The guns were most likely funded by Obama’s satanic socialism, drug money, and [...]Read more ›
A dog is truly a man’s best friend. The dog in the following video is named Hawkeye. His master is a Navy Seal, Marine Jon Tumilson, passed away after Taliban terrorists used a rocket-propelled grenade to down his helicopter. At the funeral service to pay this brave man his final [...]Read more ›
Although many Christwire articles cite Star Trek as a cesspit if inequity there is one bright shining star of American Morality on the horizon. James Tiberius “Jim” Kirk also known as Captain Kirk, was born and raised in Riverside, Iowa on 22 March 2233. In 2250, he started his training [...]Read more ›
It is being reported that great 80′s wrestling star Randy Macho Man Savage is dead. Savage who’s God given name was Randy Mario Poffo, suffered a heart attack Friday morning while driving and lost control of the vehicle. Macho Man was 58. Savage became a cultural figure for wrestling as [...]Read more ›
Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled one of the bravest American Christians of all time. This time we profile someone who actually fought on the frontlines of the sinful [...]Read more ›
Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled the greatest American Christian father figure. This time we profile one of the bravest American Christians of all time. History Michael Anthony Richards [...]Read more ›