God Cured Me of My 2nd Heart Attack

June 1, 2012 8:57 pm65 comments

I am now on bed rest and have to keep this brief.  As you know, last week I suffered a great grand malo heart attack and doctors say it was just too much stress.  My heart is so big with love for all of you and all the people I [...]

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American Hero Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Punches Preacher In the Face

February 21, 2012 6:28 am11 comments

In the following video, we have documentation that not all preachers are good and holy.  A preacher with a suspiciously squirrely voice decides to harass American astronaut Buzz Aldrin.  Say what you will about the man, but his brave flight to claim the moon for America was a crushing blow [...]

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How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

December 11, 2011 4:19 am127 comments
How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

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Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

December 7, 2011 11:33 pm57 comments
Why do Young Boys Choose To Be homosexuals If They Know That We Christians Know The Truth?

In the past year or so, homosexual Boys have started killing themselves. They clearly can not handle the Rightness and Morality of the Christians. But this brings up a question. Why, do these children choose this lifestyle if We, the Morality of This American Nation, will teach them the consequences? [...]

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Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

December 4, 2011 12:00 am15 comments
Are atheists Actually satanic Androids, and Thus Is There A Need To Destroy Them?

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

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Lamestream media blames Conservative Christian for Pres. Osama assassination attempt (when Mexicans were really behind it)!

November 17, 2011 5:13 pm23 comments
Lamestream media blames Conservative Christian for Pres. Osama assassination attempt (when Mexicans were really behind it)!

This last Friday, an illegal Mexican immigrant, Carlos El Zorro Dos Equis Pancho-Hernandez, commited an attack on our leader: B. Hussein Obama. He acquired heavy duty AK-47s and rocket launchers from (ironally) the Pres’ corrupt ATF branch. The guns were most likely funded by Obama’s satanic socialism, drug money, and [...]

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Dog Refuses To Leave Navy Seal’s Side

August 26, 2011 9:01 am5 comments
Dog Refuses To Leave Navy Seal’s Side

A dog is truly a man’s best friend.  The dog in the following video is named Hawkeye.  His master is a Navy Seal, Marine Jon Tumilson, passed away after Taliban terrorists used a rocket-propelled grenade to down his helicopter. At the funeral service to pay this brave man his final [...]

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James Tiberius Kirk: Great Fictional American Hero

May 30, 2011 11:22 pm12 comments
James Tiberius  Kirk: Great Fictional American Hero

Although many Christwire articles cite Star Trek as a cesspit if inequity there is one bright shining star of American Morality on the horizon. James Tiberius “Jim” Kirk also known as Captain Kirk, was born and raised in Riverside, Iowa on 22 March 2233. In 2250, he started his training [...]

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Great American Hero Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Dead

May 20, 2011 3:29 pm7 comments
Great American Hero Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Dead

It is being reported that great 80′s wrestling star Randy Macho Man Savage is dead. Savage who’s God given name was Randy Mario Poffo, suffered a heart attack Friday morning while driving and lost control of the vehicle. Macho Man was 58. Savage became a cultural figure for wrestling as [...]

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Bloodninja: Portrait of a Christian Hero

May 9, 2011 5:29 pm25 comments
Bloodninja: Portrait of a Christian Hero

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled one of the bravest American Christians of all time. This time we profile someone who actually fought on the frontlines of the sinful [...]

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Michael Richards: Portrait of a Christian Hero

April 29, 2011 5:21 pm7 comments
Michael Richards: Portrait of a Christian Hero

Over a few week period we will be honoring ten of the greatest Christian heroes with a short 30 second read. In our last report we profiled the greatest American Christian father figure. This time we profile one of the bravest American Christians of all time. History Michael Anthony Richards [...]

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