Jesus Christ Appears in Puppy’s Stinkspot To Prove Divinity of Dogs

July 28, 2012 12:22 am49 comments
Jesus Christ Appears in Puppy’s Stinkspot To Prove Divinity of Dogs

Thanks to a tip from Brother Delco. Dogs are a man’s best friend.  It has been that way since God created everything some 6,000 years ago.  Adam asked God to make him helpmeet in the Garden of Eden, and he said, “God, give me a good companion.”  God messed up [...]

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Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.

July 13, 2012 12:37 am79 comments

Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]

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Touching Story! Newborn Saves Family From Tornado

March 8, 2012 6:50 pm4 comments

Newborn Saves Family From Tornado In the tornadoes that hit the Midwest this past week, one touching story arose from the tragedy. God brought Baby Aiden into this world at the precise moment that a devastating tornado tore through the home they would have been at that very moment. The [...]

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Famous Atheist Richard Dawkins Finally Confesses ‘God Does Exist’

February 29, 2012 4:55 am115 comments
Famous Atheist Richard Dawkins Finally Confesses ‘God Does Exist’

After decades of defiance and denial, Richard Dawkins is finally submitting to a truth that the majority of Americans know and understand.  God does exist and if you do not believe that fact, you will burn in hell. We also know that all atheists believe in no God.  Therefore, all [...]

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Ted Haggard Returns to the Pulpit Completely Cured

February 25, 2012 8:08 am76 comments
Ted Haggard Returns to the Pulpit Completely Cured

Ted Haggard Returns to the Pulpit Completely Cured   COLORADO SPRINGS – Christians throughout Colorado were thrilled to receive the news that their beloved pastor Ted Haggard has returned to the pulpit after being completely cured of homosexuality. In May 2010 Haggard founded the St. James Church in his hometown [...]

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The Vatican Announced Greatest Miracle since Our Lady of Fatima!!!

February 12, 2012 12:41 pm12 comments
The Vatican Announced Greatest Miracle since Our Lady of Fatima!!!

The children claimed the lady promised to reveal her identity to them at high noon on 13 October in a field called Cova da Iria.

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Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

January 26, 2012 5:51 pm28 comments
Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming

Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.

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A very Russian Christmas: The Emosexual Holiday Carrol!

December 26, 2011 8:26 pm9 comments
A very Russian Christmas: The Emosexual Holiday Carrol!

The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]

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When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

December 22, 2011 7:04 pm74 comments
When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

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God Dispatches Angel to Break Andy Biersack’s Nose, Forces Black Veil Brides to Cancel United Kingdom Tour

October 30, 2011 5:58 pm234 comments
God Dispatches Angel to Break Andy Biersack’s Nose, Forces Black Veil Brides to Cancel United Kingdom Tour

Maybe God is trying to tell you something, Black Veil Brides!  For it is written: “Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not ye therefore partakers with them. For ye were sometimes darkness, [...]

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A Prophetic Word on Hurricane Irene

August 25, 2011 4:37 pm21 comments
A Prophetic Word on Hurricane Irene

Whilst exalting in the aftershocks of the earthquake, an angelic messenger of God came to me and bestowed upon me the following prophetic vision: Hurricane Irene will rain devastation on America’s sinful, blasphemous coastal dwellers while the pious Midwestern folk will continue to bask in the glory of the Almighty. [...]

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