Several months ago, some colleagues threw a party that was all but too common: mediocre drinks, casual chat and exchanged phone numbers. But the D.J. from the party promised he was getting ready to play something ‘that we had to hear, because it’s the new thing’. I was skeptical, [...]
Miracles
There is a God: Psy Gangnam Style Dethrones Justin Bieber As Most Viewed YouTube Video with nearly 1 Billion Views
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God Scorches Giant Crop Circle to Show Support of Mitt Romney
Behold the power of God! With just a little flicker of his fingers, God snapped and created this giant size artistic...
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GOP Convention Creates Passover Event in Florida, Tampa Bay Spared from Deadly Hurricane Isaac
Tampa Bay is spared and not struck by Hurricane Isaac, GOP Convention creates passover miracle. Another ancient styled miracle...
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Toddler Clings to Life, Mom Killed by Hit & Run Driver – Suspect at Large
Hit & Run Driver Fled – One Dead, Infant Clings to Life BREAKING NEWS… By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chris†wire>...
Jesus Christ Appears in Puppy’s Stinkspot To Prove Divinity of Dogs
Thanks to a tip from Brother Delco. Dogs are a man’s best friend. It has been that way since God created everything some 6,000 years ago. Adam asked God to make him helpmeet in the Garden of Eden, and he said, “God, give me a good companion.” God messed up [...]
Read more ›Disney contepmlates making a movie with Gay characters, next step towards acceptance.
Disney studios, having worked with many people in the past who were openly homosexual admits that they are a “gay friendly” company. This is a good step towards the new generation to not tolerate, but accept people for who they are. Isn’t that what being Christian is all about? Serving [...]
Read more ›Touching Story! Newborn Saves Family From Tornado
Newborn Saves Family From Tornado In the tornadoes that hit the Midwest this past week, one touching story arose from the tragedy. God brought Baby Aiden into this world at the precise moment that a devastating tornado tore through the home they would have been at that very moment. The [...]
Read more ›Famous Atheist Richard Dawkins Finally Confesses ‘God Does Exist’
After decades of defiance and denial, Richard Dawkins is finally submitting to a truth that the majority of Americans know and understand. God does exist and if you do not believe that fact, you will burn in hell. We also know that all atheists believe in no God. Therefore, all [...]
Read more ›Ted Haggard Returns to the Pulpit Completely Cured
Ted Haggard Returns to the Pulpit Completely Cured COLORADO SPRINGS – Christians throughout Colorado were thrilled to receive the news that their beloved pastor Ted Haggard has returned to the pulpit after being completely cured of homosexuality. In May 2010 Haggard founded the St. James Church in his hometown [...]
Read more ›The Vatican Announced Greatest Miracle since Our Lady of Fatima!!!
The children claimed the lady promised to reveal her identity to them at high noon on 13 October in a field called Cova da Iria.
Read more ›Liberal Hypocrisies Within Science, Big Bang Theory Disproves Global Warming
Any Good Christian knows that God created the world. God created the world perfectly, with Moral Americans giving him emotional support; with Canadians, Europeans, Australians, Asians and Blacks to laugh at; with hipstersexuals and emosexuals to present him with a fun challenge, basically they’re the villains in his video game; and a labyrinth known as the countries and continents completing it for his own personal enjoyment. However, the incessant liberals dispute this, arguing that we can’t prove the existence of God and that it simply happened as a result of the Big Bang. Ignoring the fact that the theory is a double entendre that seems to want us to believe that a bunch of particles are engaging in an orgy, that’s illogical, to steal a quote from my fictional nemesis Spock. Something cannot come from nothing.
Read more ›A very Russian Christmas: The Emosexual Holiday Carrol!
The day before Christmas dawned without fanfare or fuss. No trees were gilt gaily, nor stockings trussed – For you see Emosexuals had been given too much of a run, And not unlike Atheists, they abhor having fun. “‘Christmas values offend us” they wittered most shrill, Until the halfwitted’s inboxes [...]
Read more ›When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals
The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]
Read more ›God Dispatches Angel to Break Andy Biersack’s Nose, Forces Black Veil Brides to Cancel United Kingdom Tour
Maybe God is trying to tell you something, Black Veil Brides! For it is written: “Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not ye therefore partakers with them. For ye were sometimes darkness, [...]
Read more ›A Prophetic Word on Hurricane Irene
Whilst exalting in the aftershocks of the earthquake, an angelic messenger of God came to me and bestowed upon me the following prophetic vision: Hurricane Irene will rain devastation on America’s sinful, blasphemous coastal dwellers while the pious Midwestern folk will continue to bask in the glory of the Almighty. [...]
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