As if I need to prove the power of God, here today we see God flex his power by restoring a boy back to life after he was drowned for 20 minutes! With just a snap of his fingers, God made this boy’s lungs breathe the holy air of life [...]

If your fat, lazy ass is living off my tax money, you’re a welfare queen. I do not care if your name is Speaker Boehner or disgraced congress man Fingler Tiddly Wiener, all you phallic named wonders are ramming your raging lies straight up the backsides of the American people [...]

All Scripture is holy, and to disobey it is sin. Yet, for some reason, many who call themselves Christians do not follow the Word of God to the letter, as He intended. Sometimes Scripture can be interpreted in different ways, and Christwire helps foster the dialogue on those issues by [...]

  The FDA recently approved a new pill designed by Vatican Scientists to get the religious faithful closer to God. It’s called the “God Pill” or “Delusacil,” and this new pill was formulated from an idea by the head honcho himself, Pope Benedict XVI. The exact ingredients for the pill [...]

You read the title, now it’s time for the shocking answer: Yes! Blacks in the South caused the recent tornadoes that killed over 130 people. You may have heard about the prestige of our investigative journalism here at Christwire, now you are about to experience it firsthand.

Lord God, we understand why you destroyed the Playstation Network, or as we like to call it here at Christwire, the “PlaySatan Network”. We know it was a tool used by Satan to destroy the lives of millions of youth and introduce them to the gay. We thank you for your great wisdom in removing it from Gaming Circles.

An outage at an Amazon Web Services (AWS) has caused service disruptions across the Internet at atheist and liberal sites such as Reddit, Quora, and Hootsuite that rely on AWS for their hosting services. According to eyewitnesses, an Amazon data center in Northern Virginia was hit by the Lord’s thunderbolt [...]

 Fear and terror ripped through Kershaw County Friday night, as a precious two-year old child from Elgin went missing. Alone and left to the elements, there was not much hope for the small child to make it through the night. But according to deputies, a saving grace watched over [...]