Some of you have probably heard the Walking Dead is a pretty good show. That is mostly liberal lies. I was recently charged to review the series and immersed myself in the show (Obtained legally through Netflix of course) and even went so far as to read the comic. I [...]

Dear friends, pornography is drugs for the mind.   These words from Pastor Jack Gould’s perennial sermon on fidelity shall always remain true. . When you allow images of perversion to fill your person and psyche, it perverts the natural desires that God has planted deep within you, to be shared [...]

This is the famous atheist physician, Richard Fineman. Look at him. Look at his doughy skin, his beady eyes and his blank face. Look at his finely coiffed hair. Something isn’t right with this image. Mr. Fineman, best known for doing science that involves incredibly complicated math, doesn’t seem fully [...]

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

Above is the Kinsey Scale, a measure of sexuality invented by the homosexual psychiatrist Albert Kinsey in 1930. It discusses the different levels of proximity to God, with 0 being the closest and 6 being the furthest, and therefore sinliest. There are many different ways to interpret the Kinsley Scale, [...]

Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about [...]

It seems that even though I explained very explicitly and blatantly that I AM A CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL AND ALWAYS HAVE AND WILL BE, some still have a hard time believing so because I still seem too effeminate to not be. I can assure you all that, indeed, there is no [...]

It seems that some people think I have repressed homosexual tendencies. This is not true. I am attracted to Jesus and to Christianity and to Morality and nothing else. I suspect it is because I am slender, young and attractive, and that is a favored type of the obsessive compulsive [...]

Chapter the Third THE SOLUTION On that evening not long ago, before the angel appeared to me in the dream, in the usual half-hour I spend pondering the mysteries of the universe, I asked myself this question. “What are Republicans good at?” The answer came swiftly. “Pretending they speak with [...]

2 THE PROBLEM The Tea Party, the new faction of the Republican Party that claims they wish to “take America back from the Socialist, Marxist, Heathens and Communists,” and return our country to the control of “Godly Men and Women” who understand that American was “founded on Christian, Biblical principles” [...]

Chapter the First HOW I WANTED TO BE A TEA PARTIER… I dearly wanted to be a member of the Tea Party. I truly did. I’m white, middle-aged, I hold some moderate-progressive views but I also think government spending has gotten out of hand. I’m a patriot, a veteran of [...]

Today a very stressful encounter occurred for me. My wife, Christina, appeared to me without a dress to shield her milksacs. She told me that I was a very lucky Man because today was the day that she’d let me caress them. They were gross and ugly, though. They looked [...]

American capitalism is making miracles in Korea, this time as American show America’s Got Talent opened a sister version in the allied nation of South Korea. Ruled for a long time by divisive fear of the communist North, South Korea is a beautiful nation recovering from prolonged fear and still [...]

“Strike me down now and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.” This is what Jesus said to the jews before they squewered him on the cross. Of course we know Jesus is God in the flesh and he died to erase our sins. However, the dark [...]

This nation is quickly sliding into the dustbin of history and it’s about time we address the root of the problem. Our young people should have taken up the mantle of responsibility, righteousness and professionalism long ago. But they failed. They failed beyond our worst panicked expectations. There is no [...]