Conservatives often have strong notions of how to keep Old Glory flying high which often involve keeping certain people (= parasites) away from the pot of goodies that they have not earned, or alternately, which keep them parasitzed. The parasites are people who need some assistance to make ends meet, [...]

  Both are/were angry speakers Hitler was angry at the Jews, Mr. Obama, however, is angry at the Anglo-Christian Republican Right in this country. He got Glenn Beck fired simply because he was a white guy. I’ll bet that when Hitler started he got some guy fired for being a [...]

Dear emos, dubsteppers, BVB army and other such miscellaneous cultists. If you’re like 90% of Christwire’s malcontents (13 years old, barely literate, and riddled with with insecurities about your identity), then it’s time to face the truth about your favorite bands: They are deplorable emosexuals. And they are probably rapists. [...]

If you’re like me you’re just a visitor here to christwire. Sure it is entertaining. Creative articles to save our souls, free exchange of ideas, all that stuff. But if your like me…YOU DON’T LIKE ALL THIS RACISM! I am tired of a bunch of crackers telling me all about [...]

In this installment of The Gay Agenda, I discuss another potentially disastrous item on this grandest of Satan’s “To Do” list: Covert Government Takeover While we Christians have been busy attending church potlucks, arts and crafts, scrapbooking weekends, bingo night, afternoon teen bowling and abstinance workshops, summer camp, and hosts [...]

Friends of Christ, an alarming spiritual depression is rapidly trending across our great Christian nation, at exponentially increasing velocity. This menace, this demon from the lowest depth of hell, is so incredibly sinister that I fear very honestly it is the signal of the Angels preparing to sound the trumpets [...]

Superior Court judge Loretta Giorgi ruled Thursday, to God’s great glory, that San Francisco’s proposed ban on circumcision of minors violated the United States Constitution’s guarantee of religious freedom, affirming again our solemn duty as a nation of Christians, under God, to obey his commandments. It should not be surprising [...]

In times where things get darker and darker, Chrisitans have become more radical, and it’s leading to more unsaved people than ever. It would appear that radical Christians are driving more and more people away from God with their judging, persecution, cruelty, and ignorance. God preached judgment, but says it’s [...]

Have you ever heard of a “feminist”? A feminist is a type of female atheist who worships human women instead of worshipping God. Feminist brains are so filled with liberal muck that they have forgotten the difference between men and women. Many feminists will try to tell you that “men” [...]

The days of book burnings are long over, due to the introduction of the Kindle and its indoctrination into decent society.  I recently purchased one in hopes of finding good Christian literature to read to the inner city youth I minister to every weekend. I came across this title and [...]

We have long been aware of the many dangers of M’ing to internet porn (or “pr0n,” as youngsters these days are saying). However, recent evidence suggests that looking at internet porn actually renders its victims blind. Take a look: http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2005/08/science-20050820.ars According to a study conducted at Yale, viewing erotic or [...]

Please let me preface this article by apologizing for writing yet another article about Casey Anthony. Christwire needs another article about this trial like Claire needs another cat. But I felt divinely inspired to work on it today. I hope despite the Casey Anthony Trial overload you find this insightful, [...]

As most of you already know, the campaign to put Alex K Keating in the White House in 2012 has been in full swing lately, and I have been pounding the pavement, shaking hands, kissing babies (In a totally non-homogay way) and riding trains all over our great nation. Everywhere [...]

The Bible says gays are bad It is right there in Leviticus! Men laying in homogay with other men is a forbidden fruit that no good Christian should ever eat. It is bad enough we let them do it in public and in front of our children. Letting them get [...]

San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their [...]