Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

April 5, 2012 3:01 am141 comments
Is Adventure Time A Gateway Drug To LSD, Homosexuality and the Rave Lifestyle?

A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience. Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make [...]

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Leaked – Shock Ending to Twilight Breaking Dawn (Part 2) Has Andrew Cullen and Bella Shot Dead, Mass Erect Fans Help with Protest

April 3, 2012 1:41 am14 comments
Leaked – Shock Ending to Twilight Breaking Dawn (Part 2) Has Andrew Cullen and Bella Shot Dead, Mass Erect Fans Help with Protest

Sharing a dinner of innocent’s blood and Satanic cursed olive oil smothered soylent liver, Edward Cullen and Bella look deeply into each other’s eyes in the near closing scene for Twilight Breaking Dawn, Part 2.  Shocking to many fans, the end of the Twilight Series is being used to spawn [...]

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Are There Too Many Jews in Hollywood?

April 1, 2012 2:24 am19 comments
Are There Too Many Jews in Hollywood?

We have a Jewish problem in our cultural scene. We no longer live in an epoch where our military superiority can define the global debate. Our planet has become far more complex and interconnected. We speak not to leaders, but through the internet, directly to the citizens of the troubled nations of the world. America’s most profound invention has been its media, which tells the story not just of democracy and capitalism, but also of liberty and morality. Our greatest export has become our greatest weapon against socialism, paganism and perversion.

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Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber to Host New MTV Show Punk’d, Hide Your Children

March 29, 2012 7:44 pm10 comments
Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber to Host New MTV Show Punk’d, Hide Your Children

A new children’s television show named “Punk’d” is airing on television tonight and it is nothing but a bullyfest of mean pranks and tricks to make good people cry and be embarassed. It’s no surprise that two children we fought to keep moral are hosting the show.  It must be [...]

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Will Michael Bay Make My Kid Gay?

March 26, 2012 3:43 pm51 comments
Will Michael Bay Make My Kid Gay?

Michael “Gay” Bay has decided to inject his brand of gay homosexual pornographic magic and cater to the homo’s warped agenda with his recent decision to remake the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, re-titling it simply “Ninja Turtles” — a move undoubtedly intended to convey the metaphor of the Turtle’s new alien origin being similar to being a homosexual.

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The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

March 21, 2012 12:02 pm202 comments
The Hunger Games: A Barbaric Socialist Saga of Impending Obama-Sanctioned Doom

Every so often, a radical pseudo-intellectual decides to write about some problem they have with America, making great use of tactics such as hyperbole, perjury and hypnotism. George Orwell’s 1984, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate Watergate. Marx, radical commie propaganda, designed to denigrate capitalism. Harry Potter, radical commie propaganda, [...]

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The Walking Dead Season 2 Finale Episode 13 Spoilers and Review Online Now (Spoilers S2E13)

March 14, 2012 8:22 am23 comments
The Walking Dead Season 2 Finale Episode 13 Spoilers and Review Online Now (Spoilers S2E13)

The Walking Dead is a made-for-tv children’s ‘zombie drama‘ that airs on AMC.  What’s even more disturbing than the fact that this show is meant to ‘entertain’ children with zombies who sodomize Christian ministers and magic Asian swordstresses who bludgeon the resurrected, is that it’s made and produced by atheists. [...]

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Shock – ABC Launches GCB TV Show To Mock ChristWire (Good Christian B*tches TV Critic Review)

March 9, 2012 5:41 pm21 comments
Shock – ABC Launches GCB TV Show To Mock ChristWire (Good Christian B*tches TV Critic Review)

The liberals over at ABC have declared war on the women of ChristWire.   The liberal media moguls have crafted a new show called GCB TV show, based off the very women who power this community.  They are twisting our words and our journalists into some atheist perception of what goes [...]

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AMC The Walking Dead – Season 2 Episode 211 Review and Spoiler Video Online Now (Shot Not Taken)

March 6, 2012 7:38 am16 comments
AMC The Walking Dead – Season 2 Episode 211 Review and Spoiler Video Online Now (Shot Not Taken)

Christian TV Review: The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 11 (The Shot Not Taken) Channel: AMC; Genre: Post-Metal Death Gore/Zombie Atheists are using the Walking Dead as a propaganda tool to recruit children into hating God and heaven. The Walking Dead is an atheistic take on what the world will [...]

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Marvel Comics and Video Game Addicts Release New Homosexually Fueled Movie The Avengers (Trailer)

March 4, 2012 3:15 am15 comments
Marvel Comics and Video Game Addicts Release New Homosexually Fueled Movie The Avengers (Trailer)

Well, it looks like our little lisping tongued friends at Marvel are at it again!  They want children to “Marvel” at all the sparkling twaddle dandies and milknipples that sit exposed in their sin soaked ‘comic books’.  Marvel is trying to make it seem like it’s all butterflies and rainbows [...]

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America Officially Bored with Watching Hollywood Give Itself Fingerjollies for 84th Time: The Academy Awards 2012

February 27, 2012 8:02 pm29 comments
America Officially Bored with Watching Hollywood Give Itself Fingerjollies for 84th Time: The Academy Awards 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Zzzzzing! Boring, safe and predictable: those three words seem to be the mission statement for Hollywood as of late. Billy Crystal’s hosting of the 84th annual Academy Awards was two steps up from watching Danny Tanner cut the [...]

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The Voice Season 2 Is A Three-Day Old Chalupa Scented Knock-off of American Idol

February 7, 2012 12:51 pm16 comments
The Voice Season 2 Is A Three-Day Old Chalupa Scented Knock-off of American Idol

And by three-day old chalupa, I mean Christina Aguilera letting her vericose vein tim tams hang out of her too little blouse.  What on Earth did I watch after the Superbowl? It was not bad enough that M.I.A. was giving me the finger and Madonna was wrapping her STIs all [...]

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How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

January 9, 2012 2:44 am16 comments
How The Muppets Stole Heterosexuality and Morality From America

There are many pop culture phenomena that have contributed to the downfall of Heterosexual Morality in America, but one of the first signs of a decaying youth began with one show depicting a thinly-veiled portrayal of the black market party scene in the homosexual crowd. This show was The Muppets, [...]

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12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

January 3, 2012 6:01 pm196 comments
12 Reasons to Boycott “Game of Thrones” in 2012

Sorcery, sexuality and socialism make for a nasty threesome. Yet one television program is not afraid to promote this agenda to America’s young adults. Games of Thrones, the newest hit on the HBO Station, has truly broken the barriers of decency with this offensive science fiction action series and it’s [...]

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Watch A Charlie Brown Christmas Online Now

December 25, 2011 9:00 am4 comments

In this Peanut’s Christas classic, Charlie Brown learns the true meaning of Christmas is a botched up tree, sheisty, football-snatching but in the end loveable friends and giving us all warm childhood memories. Thanks for this movie, Charles Schultz. Movie Rating: 5/5 G for Good Family Fun (nostalgia, mentioning of [...]

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