We just got this little gem released. This is the pilot intro for The Big American Show (called Big America then) with our Bryan Blake and Mike Watson. Our boys have come a long way since these times! Enjoy and full license release of the actual show for internet (Hulu, [...]

The bible warns us of wolves in sheep’s clothing. These wolves are dirty sinful perverts who pretend to be good innocent people but yet are just wearing a disguise so that they can pretend to be our friends. But they’re true goal is to lead us down the wrong road [...]

In the world of homosexuality, there is a fascination with fecality.  This adage adorns the marble mantel over every faux-fireplace within a gay’s chic apartment, flanking the flower pots and spent bottles of astroglide. As we know, one of the greatest threats to America in this day and age is [...]

Get Free Tickets to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Tell Us Why You Deserve To Have Two Free Tickets (Or Imax 3d Tickets) in Comments.  Only Top 20 Ranked Comments Will Be Eligible to Receive Free Tickets for the Premiere, so you too can see just how disgusting [...]

Movie Review: Mumblecore by Tao Lin and Megan Boyle Rating: S (for Sinister) for atheism, interracial kissing, twiddle rompus sex acts, heavy drug use, gambling, violence, irony, autism and subtitles. Have you ever heard of a “snuff film”? A snuff film is a Satanic video where a real person’s life [...]

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Rating: S (Sinister) for wizardry, witchcraft, homosexual twinkle fingerings, twiddle rompus, Satanic love spells, evolution, Hermione Watson thigh exposures, flesh muggle mingles, language, violence It was a cold, lonely night in the Askoban’s death camp.  A furry bear gay named Hagrid, [...]

Transformers is a vile movie series that comes with a “G” rating but is nothing but an eyefest of big explosions, short shorts and scrap metal orgies of robots who tout an evolution agenda. The movie is not wholesome and definitely not summer family fun.  It is a sexualized script [...]

Shock and awe fill the Hollywood elite today, with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts absolutely flabbergasted that their new ‘romantic comedy’ hit Larry Crowne is flopping at the box office. Larry Crowne had all the right elements:  a boring, mundane plot where an adult is forced to an ackward situation [...]

Due to my position at Christwire I was invited by my local movie cinema to watch the new Transformers movie and write a review of it on Christwire. As I have never see it before I really wasn’t interested, but as my youngest grandson (a whippersnapper at a mere 35) [...]

True Blood is what happens when a viagra-toking Hugh Heffner is given directorial power over the casts of Twilight and Girls Gone Wild.  The show is a musty mix of vampire folklore, underaged blood orgies and gyrating bodies swearing and pounding each other all hours of the night, to raucous [...]

More Russian invasion of the airwaves threatens us all, as Russian actress Olga Kuryleno and Tracy Morgan are teaming up to create a new propaganda series named “Magic City” on Stars. Not much information is available about this series yet, which makes it twice as scary and more likely to [...]

Atheists are always trying to find new ways to make your good, God-fearing Christian children become godless homos. If they had their way, atheists would teleport rapist fecal bandits into your living room, sexually molest your sons and daughters, and forcefully indoctrinate them into their lifestyle. That technology does not [...]

Thousands of concerned parents have now emailed me, following my expose into the new dangerous children’s movie Twilight Breaking Dawn. Nearly 4 million people have now read this piece and are terrified that their children are at risk neck biters and blood brood vampire fornicators. It is a terrible task [...]

Almost 20 years ago the great American, Johnny Carson retired from late night TV. In his absence a civil war erupted between Jay Leno and David Letterman. Jay Leno with his good looks and conservative values won the day and the job. Creepy Letterman was left to sulk away to [...]

Many Americans do not know about the dangers from foreign lands, as we really don’t care about people with funny accents or even worse a different language. But that is why Christwire is here. We survey the horizons for sins and evils from distant lands so that you may build [...]