Five family-friendly Eletronic Dance Music diddies that your kiddies will love.

The notorious rapper known as Snoop Doggy Dogg, sometimes refered to as the “Father of Rap”, has finally seen the light of the Lord. Tired of advocating the dangerous hallucinogen marijuana and trying to convince innocent children that disrespecting women with unmarried copulation and shooting nice people for their stereos [...]

England’s evil band, Coldplay, are planning more cruel satanism on their next release “Let’s Kick Jesus Really Hard.”  Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, says, “It’s a concept album, really.  About Jesus.  How we don’t like him and want to kick him.”  The album is planned to be filled with soaring [...]

“I never meant to be the one, who kept you from the dark, but now I know my wounds are sewn, because of who you are. I will take this burden on, and become the holy one, but remember I am human, and I’m bound to sing this song.” Those [...]

If you Read the title this is obviously about music that most of christwire hates. Bands Such as Black Veil Brides. Now im not going to bash of christwire because they think there doing the right thing. just like i think im doing the right thing here. Music for me is Everything! A single [...]

This past weekend in New York, emosexual band Black Veil Brides started their “Spreading Summer Hell’s Heat” tour in New York.  The concert offers plenty of free drugs and black clothed witch pregnancy ceremonies, which makes everyone there ‘soak up the hot Sun and have thrusting convulsions’, which must make the [...]

For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!

Is your child excessively dark in nature, always gesturing their hands around and rolling their eyes in their head, like the autistic man-child John Mayer?  Does your teen lock herself in her room for hours on end, making all sorts of weird, grunty noises as weird, screeching music plays in the background?  Does [...]

One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore [...]

Justin Bieber’s much anticipated “Boyfriend” music video is finally out and everyone who grew up during the 1990s remembers one thing: Dirty Pop. Justin Bieber’s literally channeling N’Sync, The Backstreet Boys and everyone else who was wrong in the 1990s. Kurt Cobain and Brad Nowell from Sublime are rolling in [...]

ChristWire High Priests of Republican Virtue, Carlos Espinosa-Jocim and Elias Watson travelled from Spain to communist Russia, where visibly disturbed Vladmir Putin asked for ChristWire blessed holy water to be splashed all over the heaving, bouncy bodies from the raver sin band Pussy Riot.  The name of the band tells what they are [...]