Songs of Praise — 5 Family-Friendly Electronic Dance Music Tracks Inspired by Jesus Christ

August 28, 2012 12:54 pm85 comments
Songs of Praise — 5 Family-Friendly Electronic Dance Music Tracks Inspired by Jesus Christ

Five family-friendly Eletronic Dance Music diddies that your kiddies will love.

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Snoop Dogg Changes Name to Snoop Lion, Buries Hip Hopped Past

July 31, 2012 10:40 am19 comments
Snoop Dogg Changes Name to Snoop Lion, Buries Hip Hopped Past

The notorious rapper known as Snoop Doggy Dogg, sometimes refered to as the “Father of Rap”, has finally seen the light of the Lord. Tired of advocating the dangerous hallucinogen marijuana and trying to convince innocent children that disrespecting women with unmarried copulation and shooting nice people for their stereos [...]

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Coldplay plans satanic album.

July 22, 2012 12:41 am6 comments

England’s evil band, Coldplay, are planning more cruel satanism on their next release “Let’s Kick Jesus Really Hard.”  Chris Martin, frontman for Coldplay, says, “It’s a concept album, really.  About Jesus.  How we don’t like him and want to kick him.”  The album is planned to be filled with soaring [...]

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Black Veil Brides- Saviours or Devils?

July 5, 2012 7:48 am69 comments

“I never meant to be the one, who kept you from the dark, but now I know my wounds are sewn, because of who you are. I will take this burden on, and become the holy one, but remember I am human, and I’m bound to sing this song.” Those [...]

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Music is Everything <3

June 29, 2012 6:12 pmComments Off
Music is Everything <3

If you Read the title this is obviously about music that most of christwire hates. Bands Such as Black Veil Brides. Now im not going to bash of christwire because they think there doing the right thing. just like i think im doing the right thing here. Music for me is Everything! A single [...]

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Rachel Maddow Named Guest Lead Singer for Black Veil Brides Tour

June 27, 2012 9:44 am34 comments
Rachel Maddow Named Guest Lead Singer for Black Veil Brides Tour

This past weekend in New York, emosexual band Black Veil Brides started their “Spreading Summer Hell’s Heat” tour in New York.  The concert offers plenty of free drugs and black clothed witch pregnancy ceremonies, which makes everyone there ‘soak up the hot Sun and have thrusting convulsions’, which must make the [...]

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Exposed: Satanic Black Necrometal Posing A Grave Danger To Our Children

June 9, 2012 11:09 am162 comments
Exposed: Satanic Black Necrometal Posing A Grave Danger To Our Children

For four days in May, over Memorial Day weekend, hordes of Devil worshiping, drug crazed evildoers descended upon the unsuspecting city of Baltimore to participate in a bacchanalia of promiscuous sex, drugs, Satanic music, vandalism, arson, and enough horrid perversions in the eyes of the Lord to fill a entire library full of St. Peter’s books. This celebration of death and all that is evil made no bones about it’s purpose, titling itself “Maryland DEATHFEST”!

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What Happens If My Child Listens to Skrillex, in Reverse?

May 25, 2012 9:39 am164 comments
What Happens If My Child Listens to Skrillex, in Reverse?

Is your child excessively dark in nature, always gesturing their hands around and rolling their eyes in their head, like the autistic man-child John Mayer?  Does your teen lock herself in her room for hours on end, making all sorts of weird, grunty noises as weird, screeching music plays in the background?  Does [...]

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‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

May 20, 2012 4:26 am163 comments
‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore [...]

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Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend Video Reveals Justin Timberlake Fetish

May 4, 2012 2:55 pm4 comments
Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend Video Reveals Justin Timberlake Fetish

Justin Bieber’s much anticipated “Boyfriend” music video is finally out and everyone who grew up during the 1990s remembers one thing: Dirty Pop. Justin Bieber’s literally channeling N’Sync, The Backstreet Boys and everyone else who was wrong in the 1990s. Kurt Cobain and Brad Nowell from Sublime are rolling in [...]

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Russians Forced to Dump Holy Water on Emo Band Pussy Riot

May 2, 2012 8:46 am17 comments
Russians Forced to Dump Holy Water on Emo Band Pussy Riot

ChristWire High Priests of Republican Virtue, Carlos Espinosa-Jocim and Elias Watson travelled from Spain to communist Russia, where visibly disturbed Vladmir Putin asked for ChristWire blessed holy water to be splashed all over the heaving, bouncy bodies from the raver sin band Pussy Riot.  The name of the band tells what they are [...]

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