April 23, 2012 8:54 pm
Even though the genre of music sounds like a cat being strangled over the garbled screeches of a crack enraged Ozzy Osborne singing Crazy Train, and then somewhere a bassy Barry White eventually yells out “Shut up!”, creating the drop, there is amazingly great anger among fans of the music now that ‘Skrillex’, the founder of [...]
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April 16, 2012 3:54 am
2Pac Still Alive, Caught Performing in Coachella 2012 Lineup When I first told everyone Tupac the 2pac was resurrected by the Mexican Swine Flu, everyone laughed and said was impossible. Everyone asked me for video proof of him being alive, even though I provided picture evidence. Now the Coachella 2012 [...]
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April 7, 2012 6:27 am
In the following video, we see Satan users the power of black music to make an innocent room full of children have seizures. The singer is named “Ben E. King” and we can only assume he’s the more militant brother of Martin Luther King. These kids all likely grew up [...]
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April 6, 2012 4:15 am
The fishstick loving rapper Kanye West Theraflu release is supposed to be the best musical thing since sliced bread. And that bread is actually 8 days expired and sitting in a Georgia swamp. Sounds great, right? If you are to believe Kanye West, Theraflu is the hottest hip hop track [...]
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April 3, 2012 9:47 pm
Professional sports leagues are dominated by Negro individuals — and so are most prisons. It is this duality that contributes to the uniqueness of the Colored people. While most inner-city schools boast low graduation rates, and a majority of inner-city negros exhibit poor standardized testing scores, there are an abundance of successful blacks, like Oprah and Tyler Perry.
While there aren’t many Negro poets, there are a variety of rappers and rap groups. One such group is the OddFutureWolfGang — a group of black hipsters who have parlayed their overwhelming angst and teenage whining into a surge of popularity, which they have rode to mainstream success.
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March 24, 2012 1:33 pm
Rock ‘n Roll is a secular form of music that has been warped into a messenger of Satan. Where Bill Haley and the Comets and Buddy Holly once sang innocent songs of opposite-sex relationships, new school artists such as Mumford and The Sons and Cage The Elephants have promoted a blend of unprotected sex, friendliness with gays and irresponsible gun ownership. Today I will be profiling the top five groups that seek to rape our youth and destroy our families.
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March 14, 2012 9:29 am
Those crap flinging monkeys from Vermont are at it again and this time it’s personal! I don’t know what they’re smoking up there in Yankee town, with all their naked hippie girls and their millionaire music concert shows, but this is beyond outrageous. If you have no idea what I’m talking about I’m talking about the Phish, probably one of the worst music acts in the history of moron music. It’s not even music! It’s a lot of tooting and banging…
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March 13, 2012 4:21 am
In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]
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February 19, 2012 4:41 pm
I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music. About a year ago we moved to [...]
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1:42 am
The Gothic hipster Skrillex is riding his Satanically given Grammy high to deliver a new phallic pulsating music video into the backside of your son’s iPad and Android tablets. Parents beware! Do not let the wholesome Buddy Holly glasses deceive you! In gay clubs across Northern Los Angeles, this former [...]
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February 13, 2012 6:32 pm
Rihanna, whose Barbadian culture entails bloodthirsty savage voodoo rituals that desecrate the name of the Holy Sprit, struck Brown with such ferocity that his career was in jeopardy — all the while she enjoyed a rise in fame by appearing in numerous other Gangster rapper videos and songs, unscathed and without having to face consequence. Her voodoo shamanism obviously played a role in procuring her more employment opportunities.
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February 12, 2012 8:22 pm
Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.
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12:46 am
My heart is heavy tonight. It is with sad heart that I must report one of the most beautiful voices of our lifetime has passed away. Whitney Houston is dead at 48. Whitney Houston is what you call a real singer. No autotunes or lip-syncing was necessary for Whitney Houston. [...]
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February 4, 2012 7:24 pm
Legendary rock-band Queen has announced they have a replacement for Freddie Mercury: a young man named Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert gained noteriety after an appearance on American Idol, where he managed to take second place. During Lambert’s performances, many viewers stated there was a ‘similarity’ to Lambert’s vocal abilities to [...]
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January 15, 2012 4:23 am
All to often when I write an article on a music group it is about how horrible they are. But I am happy to be writing this article about the rock band All That Remains. Not since I discovered Avenged Seven Fold: Today’s Best Jesus Rock Band have I found [...]
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