Skrillex Is the Inventor of Dubstep

April 23, 2012 8:54 pm62 comments
Skrillex Is the Inventor of Dubstep

Even though the genre of music sounds like a cat being strangled over the garbled screeches of a crack enraged Ozzy Osborne singing Crazy Train, and then somewhere a bassy Barry White eventually yells out “Shut up!”, creating the drop, there is amazingly great anger among fans of the music now that ‘Skrillex’, the founder of [...]

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Tupac Still Alive, Performs Coachella 2012 Lineup

April 16, 2012 3:54 am9 comments
Tupac Still Alive, Performs Coachella 2012 Lineup

2Pac Still Alive, Caught Performing in Coachella 2012 Lineup When I first told everyone Tupac the 2pac was resurrected by the Mexican Swine Flu, everyone laughed and said was impossible.  Everyone asked me for video proof of him  being alive, even though I provided picture evidence.  Now the Coachella 2012 [...]

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Satan Uses Black Music to Make White Kids Have Seizures

April 7, 2012 6:27 am19 comments

In the following video, we see Satan users the power of black music to make an innocent room full of children have seizures. The singer is named “Ben E. King” and we can only assume he’s the more militant brother of Martin Luther King. These kids all likely grew up [...]

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Kanye West Theraflu Released With Lil Kim, Hit Boy and DJ Khaled

April 6, 2012 4:15 am0 comments

The fishstick loving rapper Kanye West Theraflu release is supposed to be the best musical thing since sliced bread. And that bread is actually 8 days expired and sitting in a Georgia swamp. Sounds great, right? If you are to believe Kanye West, Theraflu is the hottest hip hop track [...]

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The OddFutureWolfGang: Should I Fear THESE Blacks?

April 3, 2012 9:47 pm18 comments
The OddFutureWolfGang: Should I Fear THESE Blacks?

Professional sports leagues are dominated by Negro individuals — and so are most prisons. It is this duality that contributes to the uniqueness of the Colored people. While most inner-city schools boast low graduation rates, and a majority of inner-city negros exhibit poor standardized testing scores, there are an abundance of successful blacks, like Oprah and Tyler Perry.

While there aren’t many Negro poets, there are a variety of rappers and rap groups. One such group is the OddFutureWolfGang — a group of black hipsters who have parlayed their overwhelming angst and teenage whining into a surge of popularity, which they have rode to mainstream success.

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The Top Five Rock ‘N Roll Bands That Want To Steal Your Soul

March 24, 2012 1:33 pm33 comments
The Top Five Rock ‘N Roll Bands That Want To Steal Your Soul

Rock ‘n Roll is a secular form of music that has been warped into a messenger of Satan. Where Bill Haley and the Comets and Buddy Holly once sang innocent songs of opposite-sex relationships, new school artists such as Mumford and The Sons and Cage The Elephants have promoted a blend of unprotected sex, friendliness with gays and irresponsible gun ownership. Today I will be profiling the top five groups that seek to rape our youth and destroy our families.

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Yankee Pop Group The Phish Violating Truce, Will Cross the Mason-Dixon By Summer

March 14, 2012 9:29 am67 comments
Yankee Pop Group The Phish Violating Truce, Will Cross the Mason-Dixon By Summer

Those crap flinging monkeys from Vermont are at it again and this time it’s personal! I don’t know what they’re smoking up there in Yankee town, with all their naked hippie girls and their millionaire music concert shows, but this is beyond outrageous. If you have no idea what I’m talking about I’m talking about the Phish, probably one of the worst music acts in the history of moron music. It’s not even music! It’s a lot of tooting and banging…

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What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

March 13, 2012 4:21 am41 comments
What is One Direction, And Why Does It Make God Mad?

In the past while, we’ve seen young American ladies begin to embrace a new harlotry, a dangerous side to themselves. Everyone from Mikey Cyrus to that birth control abuser in the news, Sandra Fluke, has gained an unhealthy level of sexual rage. They may find themselves flailing in the sight [...]

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Flying Rat demon’s calling themselves musicians and spreading evil

February 19, 2012 4:41 pm57 comments

I put this warring up to help other good Christian parents protect their children. For a while now I have been concerned about our daughter. She has been dressing wrongly, taking an interest in unchristian politics and listening to the devils music.   About a year ago we moved to [...]

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Sasquatch of Sodomy ‘Skrillex’ Releases New Music Video Gang Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy Song

1:42 am80 comments
Sasquatch of Sodomy ‘Skrillex’ Releases New Music Video Gang Bangarang, Gothic Hipster Homostep Club Orgy Song

The Gothic hipster Skrillex is riding his Satanically given Grammy high to deliver a new phallic pulsating music video into the backside of your son’s iPad and Android tablets.  Parents beware! Do not let the wholesome Buddy Holly glasses deceive you! In gay clubs across Northern Los Angeles, this former [...]

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Chris Brown Revives Career; Overcomes Beating at Hands of Rihanna.

February 13, 2012 6:32 pm21 comments

Rihanna, whose Barbadian culture entails bloodthirsty savage voodoo rituals that desecrate the name of the Holy Sprit, struck Brown with such ferocity that his career was in jeopardy — all the while she enjoyed a rise in fame by appearing in numerous other Gangster rapper videos and songs, unscathed and without having to face consequence. Her voodoo shamanism obviously played a role in procuring her more employment opportunities.

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Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

February 12, 2012 8:22 pm127 comments
Skrillex Uses Satanic and Homosexual Influence to Win Grammys

Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for “Homosexual Satan Wasp”, is the biggest act in Dubstep today — a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners — and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

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Timeless Singer Whitney Houston Dead at 48 in Beverly Hills, No Good Bobby Brown In Shock

12:46 am9 comments

My heart is heavy tonight.  It is with sad heart that I must report one of the most beautiful voices of our lifetime has passed away.  Whitney Houston is dead at 48. Whitney Houston is what you call a real singer.  No autotunes or lip-syncing was necessary for Whitney Houston.  [...]

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Adam Lambert is New Queen Frontman

February 4, 2012 7:24 pm12 comments
Adam Lambert is New Queen Frontman

Legendary rock-band Queen has announced they have a replacement for Freddie Mercury:  a young man named Adam Lambert. Adam Lambert gained noteriety after an appearance on American Idol, where he managed to take second place.  During Lambert’s performances, many viewers stated there was a ‘similarity’ to Lambert’s vocal abilities to [...]

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All That Remains: Great Christian Music

January 15, 2012 4:23 am65 comments
All That Remains: Great Christian Music

All to often when I write an article on a music group it is about how horrible they are. But I am happy to be writing this article about the rock band All That Remains. Not since I discovered Avenged Seven Fold: Today’s Best Jesus Rock Band have I found [...]

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