“Partying” has become a common refrain among young people today. They take the word to mean individuality, an ineffable freedom to express oneself and a testament to their enjoyment of life. How tragic is it, then, that these youths will grow up one day to realize the horrific consequences of [...]

Disney’s newest singing sensation is slowly taking over the world with her poppy tunes and quirky character. Initially cast as Wizards of Waverly Place’s main character Alex Russo, it was only a matter of time before she took the all too well known step from acting to singing. Her third [...]

If there’s anything God hates more than atheists, it’s followers of black magic and the devil himself. Don’t be fooled by his baby-faced appearance: Max Green is a dirty, filthy slave to all things homo and sinful. Look at the cake-faced sodomite. Is that a pentagram on his ring? Now, [...]

Rebecca Black, the crooner who gave us the great hit “Friday” and waxed philosophical when she asked, “What seat can I take?” when hanging out with her homies, has hit again. Friends, Rebecca Black has just released a new single on YouTube named “I Like That”.  The song is less [...]

Only months ago I reported on a bizarre, terrifying video in which a young man was seen defying the limits of space-time as we know, as sure sign of demon possession. Such quickening of demonics was once only the product of intense Wiccan ritual but we’re now seeing drug-infused ravers [...]

Juliet Simms (Automatic Loveletter) The Emosexual Movements Chief Fag Hag – Chuck D. Finley Yesterday our beloved sister in christ, Susan B. Xenu wrote an enlightening expose on Andy sixxx Beersack coming out of the sodomy closet with a new boy toy Matt. Countless emosexuals funneled into our holy site, [...]

Imagine: A man approaches a child and promises the child candy, money and fame. The young boy’s eyes light up like a heavenly Christmas angel. He leads the child into his home… and then slams the door. He wraps the screaming child in rusty chains and gags him with a [...]

One of the most dangerous bands of all times are the Beatles.  Striving to be greater than The Who and Peter Townshend, McCartney and his group of British atheists resorted to all sorts of cheap methods to obtain fame. We’ve all heard how the Beatles managed to brainwash Charlie Manson [...]

Whammo!  Evidence: It is a perverted union of Maury Povic baby daddy dances and Jewish folklore!  We see Dark Vader is helping Johnny Horndog’s little stormtrooper cannon be the invader of your daughter’s holy fertility! My friends, the Obamas are sick people and now they are trying to make flesh [...]

Mr. Ghetto must be the Elvis of the hip-hop community. Today’s review of urban culture naturally leads us to the jailhouse where a rapper named Mr. Ghetto, who became famous after a song called “Wally Wally World Bounce” (WallyWorld is blacked slang for Wal-Mart) teaches young men to lust for [...]

VERSUS   After watching the legions of Black Veil Brides fans rally to defend their favorite band from the powerful journalism of Mike Watson, I was actually impressed.  Do not get me wrong.  I always question the morals of a band who wears pants tighter than my ballerina girlfriend, but [...]

Black Veil Brides have one of the most supportive fan bases. We are not possessed,nor are we satanic in any way. The members of Black Veil Brides have given us hope. These MEN are an inspiration to us. Their music helps us through the tough times we face,because we are [...]

In the fight against homogay influences, Europe is America’s greatest enemy. Throughout history we have had to repel the European gay onslaught. First it was small cars, then it was effeminate scarves and of course there have been many Devil in-and-out game inspired musical groups such as the Jonas brothers [...]

After Mike Watson’s startling expose on Andy Biersack Obsession Disorder, thousands of concerned parents have already emailed and called by telephone to find more resources on preventing and treating this mental disorder. Confronted with the truth, many fans of the Black Veiled Brides have also sent thousands of emails, saying that [...]

Song Meanings with Daniel Nordgren Song:  Knives and Pens Artist: Andy Biebersack and the Black Veiled Brides Genre: Post-Hardcore Apocalypse, Screamo, Metalcore, Emopunk Today I received assignment to review a strange new Kiss-replica band named the Black Veiled Brides.  Headed by a man calling himself Andy Biebersack, likely due to [...]