SHOCK: Canadian video nasty star ate his Chinese gay lover, fled to France as zombie awareness heats up.   Zombie is make-up artist actor and is dressed up as woman to hide himself. *Police fear gay porn star may have slipped into Britain *Magnotta was living six months ago in Wembley, [...]

I am now on bed rest and have to keep this brief.  As you know, last week I suffered a great grand malo heart attack and doctors say it was just too much stress.  My heart is so big with love for all of you and all the people I [...]

As some of you may have heard, the homorave community will be holding their annual caucus in Sin City this June. “EDC”, Ecstasy Daily Carnalval, is a glow-in-the-dark freak show that young drug addicts and worshippers of Satan attend annually to cover themselves with others’ bodily fluids and crystal methamphetamines. [...]

Then I switched to the living room camera and was shocked to see my husband sitting on the sofa fornicating with fresh produce. My friend saw this leaving me terribly embarrassed and very angry.

Tokyo, Japan – In efforts to weaken America’s Dream Team scheduled to dominate the Summer 2012 London Olympics basketball, Japan has once again used their scientific abilities for cheating and perversion. Japanese scientists have created salty watermelon pepsi.  It is said to harness ’the full salt flavor of the perfectly crisped skin of properly seasoned chicken’ and the ‘juicy bite of a fresh watermelon’.  Then, [...]

A 17-year-old honor student in Texas spent the weekend in jail.  She cried and was jailed for missing too many classes.  If this girl was just another lazy high school senior who wanted to run around town, causing all sorts of trouble and messing up traffic with her naturally bad [...]

Holly Mornser, a new mermaid species created by crazed atheist superscientists.  These superscientists are trying to play God and prove the ‘big bang’ by creating lust mermaids with giant fish tunnel sinslits to convince men that it’s natural to lust outside the boundaries of natural order. My anger is kindled [...]

Since the government entered all of our homes and told us how to raise our children and removed physical punishment from the parents list of discipline options children have become more and more unruly, disrespectful, lawless and violent.

Brother Abe Goodman standing in front of his humble home in East Dublin, Georgia, in this undated photograph. Anabelle Goodman called our ministry tonight to tell us very tragic news.  Our dear friend, esteemed colleague and field reporter Abe Goodman has suffered a massive heart attack.  He was still on [...]

I must admit Justin Bieber is looking pretty good after having her first child with rapper Fifty Cent.    It is amazing what a million dollars and a Cedars Sinai plastic surgeon can do for the body.  Surgeons can stab the fatness right off with a new technique called lip-o-suction, where [...]

Several months ago, we received reports from our sources that Justin Bieber was pregnant and that he was using body doubles to keep up public appearances.  Though a man being pregnant is against natural order, it is not impossible with the power of modern devil science called ‘genetics’. Using genetics, [...]

Is your child excessively dark in nature, always gesturing their hands around and rolling their eyes in their head, like the autistic man-child John Mayer?  Does your teen lock herself in her room for hours on end, making all sorts of weird, grunty noises as weird, screeching music plays in the background?  Does [...]

We’ve already warned how Howard Stern is the anti-Christwire.  We’ve preached endless sermons about Howard Stern being dangerous and making children cry.  We dedicated a good portion of The ChristWire Handbook to warning America about the antics of Howard Stern. But despite our warnings, it seems ABC thought it was [...]

No doubt the Jewish-Atheist multi-billionaire bribed the media to generously portray the private event attended strictly by family and friends as simple when in fact it was nothing of the sort. By any standard applied a more accurate term to describe the event would be “CHEEP!”

A wise man once mused that girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money. And Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg has plenty of it. It is with great congratulations that Mark Zuckerberg announced today that he married his lifetime girlfriend, Priscilla Chan. Unlike many women only aged 27, Priscilla had [...]