Niki McElroy Teaches White Men How to Get A Black Girl

May 21, 2012 12:44 pm13 comments

Author Niki McElroy of ‘A Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Men’ dishes tips on how white men can date a black women. As you may have guessed, back in my college years I was the specimen of physical perfection. My ripping body and hard earned abs were only outdone [...]

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Are Infertile Couples a Gateway to Gay Marriage Equality?

May 20, 2012 11:40 pm267 comments
Are Infertile Couples a Gateway to Gay Marriage Equality?

Should churches begin excommunicating infertile couples to win the marriage equality debate? Some see the action as necessary. “I would rather be gay than childless” one young woman confessed during the Barren Believers couples retreat meeting. A shocking observation by any standard, it reflects the deeply personal pain facing Christians [...]

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God Prepares Rare Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse, Gays to Blame

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God Prepares Rare Ring of Fire Solar Eclipse, Gays to Blame

FOR IT IS WRITTEN! Genesis 19:24-29 24 Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven; 25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground. 26 [...]

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Lessons Learned from a Marriage: The Story of Bruce and Claire

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Lessons Learned from a Marriage:  The Story of Bruce and Claire

Most of you remember that on May 20th last year, Claire and I were married.  Some people, like L.N., will shout “You’ve never even met”. Nothing could be further from the truth though.  L.N. is jealous that Claire chose me over him, and Claire is trying to put our marriage [...]

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The Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Man, The Piper’s Ballad of Niki McElory

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The Black Girl’s Guide to Dating White Man, The Piper’s Ballad of Niki McElory

Enticing the male eyes to look upon her chocolate toned leg flesh, Hollywood actress Niki McElroy is emptying the homes of suburban housewives and teaching ‘soul sistah’s’ how to succesfully net themselves a white man.  Do you know where your husband/boyfriend is right now? Actress and best-selling author Niki McElroy [...]

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‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

4:26 am163 comments
‘One Direction’ uses Facebook to distribute coital invites

One Direction (or 1D for their brain-washed fans) is a bisexual British boy band founded for the sole purpose of deflowering and sodomizing our children. Like costumed wolves, they slink through God’s lambs sewing their unholy English seed. As their name suggests, One Direction will stop at nothing to explore [...]

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Will Smith Slaps Reporter Who Tries to Give Him Gay Kiss

May 19, 2012 2:36 pm19 comments
Will Smith Slaps Reporter Who Tries to Give Him Gay Kiss

Just days after Will Smith announced he agreed with President Obama’s stance on gay marriage, a gay reporter tried to kiss the actor at the premier of Men In Black III. Will Smith naturally responded by slapping the man after he kissed him in the mouth. Liberal media is already [...]

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Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

May 13, 2012 8:19 pm4 comments
Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

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Family Values For America – Disciplining Our Children in the Way of Christ

May 11, 2012 1:53 pm46 comments

Prov 13:24: “He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes (diligently).” We live in complex times. Technology, media and entertainment are changing the very moral fabric of our country. How do we, as parents walk through these complex waters? How do we raise [...]

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55-Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons, In Obama’s America

May 8, 2012 8:32 am57 comments
55-Year-Old Cheerleader Sharon Simmons, In Obama’s America

55-year-old cheerleader Sharon Simmons is keeping up the American dream.  She has wanted to be a cheerleader since her twenties and is now doing all she can to reach it.  She’s trying out for God’s favorite football team, the Dallas Cowboys. According to Simmons, “I thought about this when I [...]

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Justin Bieber Pregnant, Is Boyfriend Usher the Baby Daddy?

May 5, 2012 12:35 pm88 comments
Justin Bieber Pregnant, Is Boyfriend Usher the Baby Daddy?

For years we have speculated that Justin Bieber is actually a young woman and today those questions are all but answered.  Justin Bieber has been spotted with a baby bump in a home photo.  This leaves the question:  who is the baby daddy? To answer this question, we must simply [...]

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Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend Video Reveals Justin Timberlake Fetish

May 4, 2012 2:55 pm4 comments
Justin Bieber’s Boyfriend Video Reveals Justin Timberlake Fetish

Justin Bieber’s much anticipated “Boyfriend” music video is finally out and everyone who grew up during the 1990s remembers one thing: Dirty Pop. Justin Bieber’s literally channeling N’Sync, The Backstreet Boys and everyone else who was wrong in the 1990s. Kurt Cobain and Brad Nowell from Sublime are rolling in [...]

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Miley Cyrus Finally Does Something Right

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Miley Cyrus Finally Does Something Right

The news is that she adopted a dog that she found. He is a Rottweiler/Beagle mix puppy , and was found in a box outside of a Walmart store. She later tweeted:

“He was left in a box in front of Walmart. I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. That’s why we named him Happy,”

She then sent her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth, the star of the sinful ‘The Hunger Games’ movie , to buy some dog supplies. As a dog lover and an older woman that doesn’t want to see more young women go down the wrong route I applaude her for finally making a good life decision.

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Rag Genre Creator Adam Yauch AKA MCA Dies, Beastie Boys

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Beastie Boys rapper Adam AKA MCA dies, rap music loses only true artists Plato once theorized that there is only a ‘perfect’ one of everything. The person who first came up with a concept is the only one who fully understands exactly how it should be. As such, rap music [...]

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Is Facebook Timeline A Conspiracy To Destroy America’s Future Space Ambitions?

May 3, 2012 1:05 pm10 comments
Is Facebook Timeline A Conspiracy To Destroy America’s Future Space Ambitions?

There is a conspiracy to destroy America. If the last 10 years of convenient economic turmoil in a nation that has the world’s most powerful economy is not proof enough of this fact, consider the fact that the wealthiest Americans are abandoning ship. It only stands that the wealthiest American [...]

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