Scientists have now evolved a dolphin that has faggy pink skin and oversized blowhole phenotype! As I continued my quest to find more examples of the homogay agenda to warn everyone about today, a week of straight prayer and fasting could not have prepared my eyes to see this genetic [...]

Hello, I hope you take the time to read this. I expect you might disagree with some portion of it and I would like to know what you believe is inaccurate. If by chance the consensus at Christwire is that this article is fair I think it is a position [...]

Warning – This article discusses a very heathen community and contains photographic evidence of their transgressions. If you have women and children in the room, please first pray together and then have them leave before reading. Thank You. – CSB My dear friends, as you know we have been engaged [...]

My friends, as you know we have been campaigning against the gay-inducing videos of two boys named Jake and Amir of internet website College Humor. Our research in the past has shown this Jake, along with his partner Amir, have been actively promoting the Home Gay Agenda to our young, [...]

BREAKING PARENT ALERT Today’s research into the evil machinations of President B. Hussein Obama confirms the worst of our fears. Parents, Obama is working directly with the Chinese to brainwash your innocent children. Breaking – Obama Brainwashes Our Children (video)You can see the blank, soul-less stares in the eyes of [...]

Today millions of sinful comic book fans worldwide are confused and in mourning, as the mighty hands of the most high smote their sinful kingdom named Scans Daily. Sinful comic depicts former German Democrat Adolf Hitler engaging in all sorts of blasphemy As you know, comic books have been used [...]

From what I’ve read of about Einstein’s life, I certainly do not believe he was gay. Then someone sent us this image: Admittedly, if you look closely it appears he may be wearing a woman’s shoes. Still, I think Albert’s sexual orientation was normal and so was his brain, contrary [...]

Send your advice questions to Amber at askamber@christwire.org Dear Amber, I first want to say I’m a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our world’s pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by [...]

Dear friends, today I bring you a great warning and personal testimony about the true nature of the homogay agenda. It’s truly frightening. As you know, the gays have been actively campaigning for decades now to destroy the American nuclear family. With every little victory they get, the more we [...]

In this video you’ll see that not even your pets are safe from being infected with sin. As you know, sleepwalking is a very unnatural dream state where you experience all sorts of hallucinations, usually the result of watching scary movies (like that new Friday the 13th or Twilight vampire [...]

As you know, in the beginning of time God created man and named him Adam. Adam was of course given responsibility over Earth, dominion, and was to name, protect and use all creatures great and small. Such is the responsibility of man to this day. Adam, as he on most [...]

Outrage and contempt sets the scene in the small town of Vassalboro, Maine, as a topless coffee shop has set many of the good residents of the township into fits of bridled rage and disgust. The coffee shop in question is named The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, its name [...]

As economic times continue to grow more terse with Barack Obama’s reckless spending, failure to protect American businesses and expensive war-mongering in Iraq, many jobless Americans are once again looking for private, entrepreneurial means to generate extra income. One noble venture one may attempt to try is the selling and [...]

Last week we were warned about the dangers of allowing your family to watch Hollywood’s 81st annual Oscar award ceremonies, where they give out little golden idols to the most politically active Democrat actors and actresses in Hollywood. Yet, many folks still watched the Oscars and without surprise our emails [...]