The Godly future to come IV

January 29, 2009 6:30 pmComments Off
The Godly future to come IV

Problems with whiny LIEbrals is discussed here. It is anticipated that once we have a theocracy in place the atheists and homers will start to make high pitched sounds of distress. Just shut up and listen to God ! YIC, Deacon Jethro

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The Godly future to come III

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The Godly future to come III

Greetings Brothers and Sisters in Christ, Here the issues of dealing with liebrals, atheists, and democrats are covered. The question being answered is: Can we really legislate the biblical standards of morality on non-Christians? The non-Christian doesn’t even believe in the Bible, so how can we even talk about building [...]

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The Godly future to come II

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The Godly future to come II

In this installment the ties between Christianity and our civil government are discussed. Christianity and civil government YIC, Deacon Jethro

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The Godly future to come I

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The Godly future to come I

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, We must focus on bringing a true theocracy to America. Christian Reconstruction is the only path to this goal. A great man by the name of Rousas John Rushdoony had the foresight to realize that we as Real Christians™ can in fact bring this to [...]

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Satan calls another pervert to Hell

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God smote him and Satan came to collect the goods. Man died after sex act went wrong By Anna Roberts 29/ 1/2009 A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard. Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked [...]

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Week in Review – Relentless Liberals, Confessions and Apology to Landover Baptist Church (and Pastor Zeke)

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Week in Review – Relentless Liberals, Confessions and Apology to Landover Baptist Church (and Pastor Zeke)

photo credit: Randy Son Of Robert Only several decades ago, the noble Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II (liberal Catholic, but had his heart in the right place) fought with all their might against the atheist threat of Soviet Russia. With great expertise, faith and reliance on blessed capitalism, [...]

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Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Reveals Truth About Comedic Trickster Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

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Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Reveals Truth About Comedic Trickster Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert

After last week’s University Ministries night, several students from one of the local colleges came up to me for a conversation. They wanted to know the danger, if any, was posed by a new breed of journalism –sarcastic liberal media– as it appealed to the collegiate masses with humor, vivid [...]

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5 Florida Teen Girls Who Beat Cheerleader On Top Update

January 28, 2009 10:25 pm1 comment

Several months ago there was a shocking story and video where five Florida area girls were caught on tape, savaging another girl with who they did not get along. Asked why they did it, one of the reasons purportedly given was that they wanted to post the video on internet [...]

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Stop The Freedom Of Choice Act! Join The Fight Against Murder

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Stop The Freedom Of Choice Act!  Join The Fight Against Murder

photo credit: °๋§ ợ§ღєηŧ ChristWire.org A Gloating Obama Watches Noble President Bush Depart from his Service in DC As you well know by now, the Dark Lord Barack Obama has revealed his global plan, yes global, to allow abortion. Barack Obama believes it is ok to abort babies, and that [...]

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Taliban Terrorists Love Paliban.org, ‘It Deceives Americans’

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Taliban Terrorists Love Paliban.org, ‘It Deceives Americans’

Our informants have uncovered yet another sinister plot of Obama’s minions of terror, this time their machinations in the form of an internet site named Paliban Daily at www.paliban.org. Various reports indicate that Paliban Daily is a play on Palestine and Taliban (merged into Paliban), whose purpose is to create [...]

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MORAL ALERT – New Sneeze Pornography Attempting To Corrupt Men

January 27, 2009 2:49 pm3 comments

Good friends, as we endure the dark reign of Comrade B. Hussein Obama, we knew all sorts of new evils would be borne unto our world. Every day upon looking at the noble and pious website DrudgeReport, the birth of new evils is always confirmed. Just today Barack Obama’s close [...]

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The Gay Community Launches Evil Gay Alphabet Propaganda Video

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The Gay Community Launches Evil Gay Alphabet Propaganda Video

photo credit: wili_hybrid Evidence of how comic books promote gay agenda. With hearts hardened after Pastor Rick Warren’s too soft yet bold inauguration speech last week, the gay community allegedly met up in West Hollywood to discuss ways to corrupt the minds and hearts of your kids. Since the noble [...]

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Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

January 26, 2009 10:10 am29 comments
Top 7 Hipster Songs Your Teen Will Love

After a very encouraging morning service yesterday, I decided to stop by the local grocer to grab a few pints of praline ice cream for the family to enjoy. Exiting my car, my mind, body and spirit was suddenly shaken with the most forsaken sounds on the planet. As if [...]

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Landover Baptist Church Backslides, Endorses Barack HUSSEIN Obama

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The pagan Hat of Aretha, as worn by a rightfully afflicted Dick Cheney

photo credit: jurvetson B. Hussein Obama infecting masses with liberalism. The world grew a little bit darker today as none other than one of the old strongholds of piety, the good men and stay at home moms of Landover Baptist Church, were officially infected with the Liberal Agenda and quite [...]

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Penile Fracture, Hilary Swank, Dinosaurs and UFOs

January 23, 2009 3:22 am1 comment

This week’s email inbox was filled with plenty of good but mostly odd questions. At this point I’d like to ask our readers, or more likely passer-byes, to at least be decent and not send gross, pornographic images embedded or attached to your emails. That’s just not right. On to [...]

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