January 23, 2009 12:39 am
In a very typical example of how the immorality of liberalism cannot abide in the same mind as sound logic, we were tipped to more ridiculous antics being spread by the liberal cabal of the very dangerously left wing web site ShoutWire.com, a place the encourages things like atheism, unbridled [...]
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January 22, 2009 11:50 pm
Perusing Amazon for new lesson material on this upcoming special week, I came across to very excellent reviews and responses to the book The Portable Atheist: Essential Readings for the Nonbeliever. Truly awesome. You can find the original reviews and responses on Amazon, linked below. One user had this to [...]
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January 17, 2009 2:27 pm
Sad times come upon the world as one of the most beloved leaders in history is finally taking his well deserved break from being the decider and bringing of freedom. Yes, faithful readers, President George W. Bush is finally set to retire on the 20th. This topic was at the [...]
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11:00 am
Chaos and Armageddon in America only days before Obama takes office, and now even once quality businesses are losing any semblance of morality. It’s with a troubled heart that I came upon this press release from none other than Krispy Kreme donuts: “Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring [...]
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5:08 am


02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I’m thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter’s knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You’ve made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who’ve said you’ve changed your mind about having children, well, have at it.
Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.Other things: She has never seen Pokemon so I don’t think she’s making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in “a ball that is pokey.” (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing
)Three year olds can’t read. I’m sure there are exceptions to that rule. ————————————-Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn’t have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she’s all growed up she’ll get to read them herself.A little more about the video: She wasn’t coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it’s harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn’t be too much all at once for her.The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
Star Wars according to a 3 year old. was uploaded by: fistofblog
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January 12, 2009 4:57 pm
In conclusion to a very sad and disturbing case, a young man by the name of Daniel Petric who shot and killed his mother –over a dispire involving Halo 3– was convicted today of aggravated murder, attempted aggravated murder (of his father) and other charges. The kid also tried to [...]
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January 9, 2009 5:11 am
John 3:16 – For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Tim Tebrow. Florida Gators. BCS Championship Series. The Bible. What do these all have in common? Victory. As every proper American male [...]
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4:47 am
One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to [...]
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January 7, 2009 11:11 am
Dapper young defender of truth educates the Masses It’s a well known fact that due to their pagan ways and heathen rituals, the lesser cultures of foreigners are typically maligned and the source for much suffering on our Earth. With everything from cannibalism to dancing naked under the moon, it’s [...]
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January 6, 2009 2:31 pm
Many of you at work and home today may have heard something about the ‘Skanks in NYC’ case, where the very pretty former vogue model Liskula Cohen is challenging Google to release the name of a blogger, a blogger whose fingers were inspired to launch some pretty hurtful words to [...]
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4:08 am
Today Show executives scared by Ann’s gentle yet striking beauty and peaceful word of truth. Today heaven’s gentle gift to the media world, Ann Coulter, was viciously told she was banned from life from NBC and specifically, the Today Show. Coulter found out about this painful news before she was [...]
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January 4, 2009 6:20 pm
With the skin like porcelain, yet so warm and supple, and mind so enlightened it could guide a ship home in the roughest tempest-tossed sea, it is shock that the angelic God-send Ann Coulter does not have long line of men begging to be hers in holy matrimony. A man [...]
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