IT’S no secret that Barack Obama has an ego the size of Kenya. After all, it takes a real megalomaniac to wake up one day and say to himself: “Self, I think I deserve to be the most powerful man in the world!” But could Obama be about to go one step [...]

Vidalia, Calif -  Lucas Faber, aged 18, was like any other young man making the transition from high school to college.  Robust and primed, virile and passionate, excited to spread his wings and fly from home, the fresh buck yearned to make his stake in life as he lived the [...]

THE year is circa 560 to 540BC. The book is 2 Kings. The weather is apocryphal. Elisha, the hard-working prophet of the Christian god, is shuffling up the long and dusty road to the ancient near-eastern town of Bethel. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, comes a gaggle of hard, rough, [...]

Atheists have gathered in their little coven on HuffingtonPost, a dangerously liberal site ripped away from our late Christian friend Breitbart.  Today’s liberal agenda on the site not only proves why atheism is such a dangerously flawed way of thinking, but also why America’s schoolchildren are falling behind morally Christian [...]

The screenshot is included up above, because many of you radical democrats will try to deny what your socialist president has created.  There is now a Food Stamps for Pet program that allows irresponsible people to adopt pets, then force American taxpayers to pay for them. The number of people [...]

My fellow comrades: I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and [...]

My Comrades: I’m here to report that a recent release of new pokemon games by Nintendo Studios has all of the fans of the popular game series in an uproar! Nintendo Studios has released the new pokemon games X, Y, and Rainbow coming the late fall of 2013. Parents, this [...]

By Mark E. Figs Jose Canseco: MVP of the GayHomosexual Sex League Rippling muscles under tight fabric, the flexing of oily skin conjuring images of a large anaconda thrashing about wildly, a tan hue over the perfectly constructed body mass — I’m not describing hardcore gay “felching”, rather the poetic motion of [...]

Kathy Griffin kicked in the New Year by trying to give Anderson Cooper a bj, live on tv. Cooper rejected Griffin’s repeated drunken woman at a bar antics, taking time to pull out his premade signs made to ward off the big red griffin of New Year’s hedonism.

By Mark E. Figs. Kill Whitey, kill kill kill all crackers — a line from “Django Unchained” After 300 years, you’d think the black would be over slavery. We have given them shelter, equal  access to materials and services, and every chance to succeed in Christ’s AMERICA, yet they still [...]

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Pope Benedict joined Twitter early Wednesday morning after new reports that Howard Stern (@HowardStern) corrupted over 1,345,000 followers with gross potty jokes and explicit pictures of his sidekick ‘Robyn’, a Wanda Sykes styled comedian who many of his [...]

Denver, Colorado – Only weeks after the powerful Reddit /r/trees political lobby flexed its muscle and forced Democrat lawmakers to push for marijuana legalization in ‘at least two “green” states’, the number of traffic accidents and fatalities in Washington State and Colorado have sharply increased.  New studies released by the Family [...]

Comrades, I bring you news of the political world of things in regards to Miss Hillary Clinton being ill. Her office staff was kinda enough to let us know that she is recovering from the Japanese stomach virus called pokerus. One can catch this virus simply by eating oriental foods [...]

God is finally weighing in on the issue of Hollywood making horrible, thoughtless movies as of late.  Only hours after the Red Dawn remake was released in theaters, unbeknowst to Hollywood producers, God was not impressed with the ridiculous idea of North Koreans terrorizing an American town with their non-existant [...]

Salta, Argentina - Buried within the peaks of South American moutains, researchers discovered the nearly perfect preserved remains of three Incan children.  Sources indicate the names:  The Maiden, The Boy and The Girl of Lightning.  These remains were found in a cold and desolate summit of Mount Llullaillaco, the frigid isolation leaving remains so untouched by animals, bacteria and other humans [...]