Hell has frozen over and the Adam-appled blonde at the apocalypse has appeared, but in a shocking twist, is spewing out words that defend President Barack Obama’s recovery plan for America. As the nation heads toward the so-called ‘fiscal cliff’, in is none other than Ann Coulter, the most stand-in-line [...]

Will Ferrell is in the headlines this week, not for a new movie but for perhaps revealing to the public a long, deep-harbored secret: he likes the backside pleasure. At the Art Basel last week, Ferrell showed up with what homosexual insiders call a ‘stink stache’. The stink stache is [...]

United States of America – Americans have a tendency of being altruistic. Despite being built upon the principles of rugged individualism and advantageous capitalism, America has progressed into a country that takes responsibility where it does not have to do so. The United States regularly funds billions to foreign nations, [...]

Hollywood, CA – In yet another shocking move to offend Christians, AMC is speculated to have a ‘guest’ appearance by Jesus Christ in the mid-season finale of the Walking Dead. There is a new cultural phenomenon where atheists believe it is funny to call Jesus a ‘zombie’ as a means [...]

( Berlin, NH) A controversial report from the Institute of Moral Consumerism has brazenly stated that obese children living in the industrialized world are in fact lazy, inactive and unmotivated. Furthermore, the obese in general are self actualizing their own morbidity by opting for bacon cheeseburgers and fries instead of [...]

Racial tensions continue to surge across America after the 2012 presidential election. Blatantly racist remarks and ads by the Democratic party against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan has left a sour taste for many of the nation’s crucial white establishment and their coloured, well-off friends, the very type of people [...]

  By Eunice W. Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures. This maladjusted epidemic has infected the bloodstream of our American nervous system, it is unsightly and it aches the heart!  Tumblr is a magnet of voracious hedonism, Twitter and Facebook equally self [...]

  Here at The Institute for Moral Consumerism, we’ve spent countless hours researching the latest hot toys to hit the market, just in time for the holidays. The ladies at church ask, ” Eunice, why would you spend eight weeks locked in a cellar with 3,000 inappropriate  toys?” Why, you [...]

  Several months ago, some colleagues threw a party that was all but too common:  mediocre drinks, casual chat and exchanged phone numbers.  But the D.J. from the party promised he was getting ready to play something ‘that we had to hear, because it’s the new thing’.  I was skeptical, [...]

For years, feminists and their ilk have tried to convince society that women and men are equal in the work place. A cursory look at any household, from the regal echelons of the Upper East Side to the paltry porches of Snellville, Georgia, will play out a ballad that’s quite [...]

Now that Obama has secured himself another term in office, he’s drunk with power and flagrantly lifting his legs to teabag morality right in the face.  He has no fear or shame to his game now.  He’s out there right now, fighting to do all sorts of horrible things to [...]

100,000 Texans have now signed onto a petition on WhiteHouse.gov in which they express their support in seceding from the Union. While the act of secession is patently illegal for 49 U.S. states, in Texas the state reserves the right to secede from the Union with a popular vote that’s [...]

As if America’s once proud economy and culture were not already low enough, now are great artists are making 25 pound sculptures of Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo is a show that follows the Theory of Hillbilly, as brilliantly put forward on Slate.com. The theory forwards the idea that [...]

For generations Twinkies and American children have gone together like rainbow butterflies and Easter happiness. Twinkies are a staple of any healthy childhood for an American child and should be a core component of lunch after a job well done. The sweet, creamy inside is one of the proudest inventions [...]

  The Stalking Cat Man, born Dennis Avner, has passed away in his Tonopah, Nevada, home.  He was only 54-years-old.  Going by his Native American animal spirit name ‘Stalking Cat Man’ after his career in the Navy, Avner received rewards and accolades for having the most extensive body modifications.  Avner’s [...]