Behold the power of God! With just a little flicker of his fingers, God snapped and created this giant size artistic masterpiece, a perfect rendition of Mitt Romney burned into a field of crops. God is speaking here to the breadbasket states of America. There has been talk that some [...]

My most loyal comrades, I bring you the most troubling news! I’ve only just discovered a Wiccan page on facebook by mistake so I thought I’d warn you about it before you or your children/teens stumble upon it. The dreaded page in which I speak of is called, ‘Legend of [...]

Since getting her lesbian’s haircut, we see that the formally moral Hannah Montana has turned into a cheating little tempstress.  In today’s juicy Hollywood gossip, we can very clearly see that Miley Cyrus is lip kissing on men who are not her fiance, Liam Hemsworth.  In this picture, Miley Cyrus is halfway undressed and [...]

Mitt Romey is using his vast talents to now reach out into the urban votes. This is the third and final phase of our three pronged attack to trick everyone into voting for Mitt, despite the fact we’re going to throw them away and to the wolves once we secure [...]

Just like when Rocky knocked out Apollo “Mohammad Ali” Creed, tonight we saw our good ol’ boy Mitt Romney deliver the knock out blow to Obama’s hotwinded campaign.  The best way to knock a hot air balloon out of the sky is to beat all the hot air out of [...]

Hempstead, New York (ChristWire) – The world is helter skelter after the 2nd presidential debate tonight in Hempstead, New York.  The typically smooth and calculated Mitt Romney was off his game, stabbing President George W. Bush, Jr., in the back and being out-foxed by Obama several times. It was clear that [...]

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Yesterday I released my Christian review of the game, Minecraft, without providing my faithful chrisTwire readers with my rating of the game using the chrisTwire Game Rating Standard. And after reading some of the comments posted by the usual “ChrisTwire Haters” whose screen-names are [...]

Dearest Comrades It has come to my attention that the pokemon black and white 2 games are teaching our children the modern warfare tactic of genocide. With the recent release of the pokemon black and white 2 games, children and teens have been face down in a constant stare like [...]

The liberals are all crying today and realize that their little golden boy Mitt Romney has a weak tongue win compared to the Golden Orations of Mitt Romney.  Democrates are scrambling to find an excuse why Obama was so tired and noncaring about his debate, like he had just eaten [...]

By Mark E. Figs (I WISH THIS WAS A CHILD SO I COULD PUNCH IT — BLACK MAN’S THOUGHT) The savagery of Negroes is a unique phenomenon that has been studied by Christian scientists for many years. Decades have passed without knowledge of what genetic factors influence their eclectic and violent way [...]

My Most Loyal Comrades: This is the last straw for me regarding pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, and Nintendo Studios teaming up together to brainwash our children! They’ve crossed the line with the pokemon creatures. Earlier this afternoon, Nintendo Studios revealed that in addition to the new Wii U device coming out on November, 18th, [...]

Only weeks ago I was introduced to the internet website ‘YOU TUBE’, where your son or daughter can secrectly use a webbed cam to take moving pictures of themselves and post them for every stranger on Earth to see.  Secretly!  There is all sorts of other bizarre things on this [...]

8 Mile, Michigan – As if you should ever trust a man who dresses like a giant bat with Corinthian leather fetish, somehow comic book fans are shocked because The Batman has just been arrested for arresting people without being an actual police officer and tricking young men into calling [...]

My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

Dear friends, We are living in cruel days. Evil hours. It has been nearly 90 years since our ministry first started from a fledgling building in Phillips Country, Kansas, and has spread to a integral part of the Republican Party. In the last four years, we’ve seen dark days come [...]