BREAKING PARENT ALERT Today’s research into the evil machinations of President B. Hussein Obama confirms the worst of our fears. Parents, Obama is working directly with the Chinese to brainwash your innocent children. Breaking – Obama Brainwashes Our Children (video)You can see the blank, soul-less stares in the eyes of [...]Read more ›
After a very encouraging morning service yesterday, I decided to stop by the local grocer to grab a few pints of praline ice cream for the family to enjoy. Exiting my car, my mind, body and spirit was suddenly shaken with the most forsaken sounds on the planet. As if [...]Read more ›
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Mario finally overcomes his enemy and rescues the woman he has been fighting to save. Too bad the princess is not impressed by what she sees.From the mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of Family Guy and American Dad comes a comedy too big for your T.V. Welcome to Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!
Super Mario Rescues The Princess: Seth MacFarlane’s Cavalcade was uploaded by: SethComedy
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02/26/08 Update: Wow. What was expected to be a short movie that would circulate within a small circle of friends has turned into something much more very quickly. I’m thrilled that so many people have enjoyed this video but also somewhat mortified that I added this without my daughter’s knowledge or consent. Maybe someday she will find some humor in it.Comments: Have been disabled. I think they have run their course. To those who have sent positive comments, thank you very much. You’ve made us appreciate what we have even more than we already do. To those of you who’ve said you’ve changed your mind about having children, well, have at it. Business inquiries/agents: Thanks for your interest. At the current time we have no intention of exposing our little one to the destroyer of youth that is the entertainment industry (with the exception of Star Wars, heh). Hopefully if she chooses to follow this path on her own someday she will find a door still open for her.Other things: She has never seen Pokemon so I don’t think she’s making a reference to the ball on that show. I think she just means pokey ball as in “a ball that is pokey.” (And yes, I know what the pokey balls really are! Stop emailing )Three year olds can’t read. I’m sure there are exceptions to that rule. ————————————-Here is my daughter, age 3, explaining the plot of Star Wars Episode IV.She explained the whole movie to me in much greater detail but unfortunately I didn’t have the camera going. When I finally caught her talking about the movie again she delivered this truncated, but still funny, version.Edit: Thank you all for the nice comments. Maybe I will print them out for her and someday and when she’s all growed up she’ll get to read them herself.A little more about the video: She wasn’t coached to say anything, nor was she forced to make the video. She rarely stops talking. Those of you with children understand this: sometimes it’s harder to turn the faucet off than to turn the faucet on.Believe it or not, she has the seem the movie only once, and I spread it out over 3 days so it wouldn’t be too much all at once for her.The video was edited to make it shorter, more cohesive and hopefully funnier. I did move some of the lines around so it would make more sense.
Star Wars according to a 3 year old. was uploaded by: fistofblog
Disney is still encouraging parents and children to believe in magic and fairies with the announcement of pixiehollow.com, the site of Pixie Hollow. The site is set as a compliment to Disney’s Fairy Charms Starter set, where young girls get an interactive ‘magical’ jewelry box that comes with a necklace, [...]Read more ›