Did I Marry a Lesbian?

January 5, 2012 7:23 pm267 comments
Did I Marry a Lesbian?

Lesbianism. For many the word evokes a sense of exoticism and controversy. Others may consider it an implausible act, something a certain type of spurned woman turns to out of bitterness. In recent years, however, lesbianism has skyrocketed to become a fact of life in multicultural, liberal America. Traditional marriage [...]

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How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

December 11, 2011 4:19 am127 comments
How To Ensure Your Daughter Is Not Dressed As A Whorelot: The Christian Man’s Pictorial Guide To Dressing Your Teenage Child

The other day at Church, my Beloved Comrade In Christ, Paul, approached me with a vile dilemma that was plaguing his life, and he asked me for advice. He said, “My Dear Partner, Christopher, whom I hold so close to my Heart, there is a terrible sinister presence of satan [...]

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Radical Lesbian Rhetoric Coaches Child to Attack Michelle Bachmann

December 6, 2011 11:20 pm57 comments
Radical Lesbian Rhetoric Coaches Child to Attack Michelle Bachmann

Michelle Bachmann being assaulted with offensive words implanted into the mouth of a child by lesbian friendly society and destructive radical pro-homosexual rhetoric. Source – GBTV Outrage is taking place in South Carolina after a mentally-coached child was forced to spit extreme left-wing rhetoric to Governor Michelle Bachmann. Only weeks [...]

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Ten Tips for Buying Christmas Gifts for your Homosectual Son

December 4, 2011 11:04 pm11 comments
Ten Tips for Buying Christmas Gifts for your Homosectual Son

If you’re like me, a holy father of 12 kids, you know how difficult it can be to buy the right present for your children. Baseballs, Bibles, and Barbies, oh my! But what do you get for the heathen son who has decided to turn away from God and lie [...]

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“I Caught My Son Looking at Internet Pornography!”

December 2, 2011 4:31 pm72 comments
“I Caught My Son Looking at Internet Pornography!”

Nothing is more tragic than seeing your beautiful child lose his precious innocence. This issue is made even worse when that drama involves internet pornography, the diseased vice that spreads through wires and techno bits across the world with an easy click. How does a mother face this situation from [...]

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5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

November 28, 2011 10:02 pm25 comments
5 Reasons women Must Cover Their Legs with Ankle Length Skirts: A Manifesto Against Dandy Dukes

Warning! The following article possesses graphic depictions of the female body. I advise you to pray before reading and send all women and children out of the room. If this article provokes seizures or fainting from the horrors of the images you are about to see I will not pay [...]

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More Proof of the Gay Agenda in Skyrim

November 27, 2011 6:58 pm25 comments
More Proof of the Gay Agenda in Skyrim

After Tyson Bower III’s explosive expose on Skyrim, thousands of parents have emailed the Holymailbox.  Many are concerned and wondering about ease of access to this disturbing game that teaches homosexual posturing techniques to anyone who plays it. One concerned parent walked in on her son and found him ‘paused’ [...]

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Is Your Teenaged Daughter Throwing An Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgy?

November 26, 2011 11:53 pm120 comments
Is Your Teenaged Daughter Throwing An Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgy?

Sweaty midnight bodies inked in the most lurid concoctions of Uncle Tweety Flipper’s liquid LSD and hormone-fueling dried marijuana droplets applied with a felt tipped sharpie, thousands of youths are now participating in what’s being called “Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies”. Drugs are being laced in sharpies, then drawn on the [...]

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Liberals Try to Sell Your Little Girls Crotchless Panties

November 17, 2011 2:35 pm4 comments
Liberals Try to Sell Your Little Girls Crotchless Panties

A liberal ran store called, Kids N Teen, has been caught selling crotch-less underwear to minors, a Denver television station reports.. The manager Greeley Mall (a Republican) in Greeley, Colo., asked the store to remove its vile display and to stop attacking our children with sex. Erin French, a mother [...]

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Things Wrong In America: Tan Toddler Cheerleaders and Pageant Moms

November 14, 2011 12:25 pm2 comments
Things Wrong In America:  Tan Toddler Cheerleaders and Pageant Moms

There was a point in time when publically dressing your daughters as followed would have resulted in parents having sense slapped into their brains: Above is what I supposed to be an image from one of the new “Toddlers and Tiaras” type of shows. Here we see a child is [...]

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Is Your Teenaged Daughter Throwing a Twilight Vampire Babies Pregnancy Pact Party?

November 12, 2011 12:46 pm44 comments
Is Your Teenaged Daughter Throwing a Twilight Vampire Babies Pregnancy Pact Party?

Lustily clenched teeth smeared with the crimson stains of newly spilt blood, bodies writhe in intense passion as raw sexual fury mixes with fantasy at “Vampire Babies” orgy parties being thrown in campuses nation wide.   Teenager girls are having massive parties to ‘become pregnant’ with babies conceived during vampire rituals, [...]

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Texas Family Court Judge William Adams Shocks With Alleged Belt Beating Abuse Of Daughter

November 2, 2011 2:26 pm7 comments

DISGUST:  Shocking YouTube Video Shows Girl Whipped by Father Over 20 Times Claim that man in video is Texas Court-at-Law Judge William Adams Girl With Cerebral Palsy, Savaged with Belts from Mom and Dad over Video Game She was “holding on until right time’ to get revenge on father   [...]

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Parents: How to properly handle Halloween holiday

October 28, 2011 2:15 pm15 comments
Parents: How to properly handle Halloween holiday

If done right, Halloween can actually be a positive holiday for the family rather than the devil’s delight that it has morphed into in recent years. Parents should be concerned what this holiday does to their childrens’ eternal souls and should take care not to accidentally damn them all to [...]

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Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

October 19, 2011 4:28 pm6 comments
Tokidoki Barbie – The Hipstersexual Barbie

Liberals around the world must be cheering knowing their latest propaganda toy, Tokidoki Barbie, is hitting the toy stores right before Christmas. Barbie now has a tattoo running down her neck and chest, and another one on her arm. This is not an image we should be promoting to our [...]

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Leave Amber Cole Alone Video Response, Giving Head on Fox News, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr Run for their Money

October 18, 2011 9:48 am10 comments

The raw emotion surrounding an alleged “Amber Cole Video” on Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr has given the talking heads on Fox News a run for their money. While its questioned if the video that allegedly shows a person engaged in an immoral act actually exists, it’s the culture surrounding the [...]

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