October 18, 2011 9:23 am
Born into the wealth spurned by football greatness, Rooney Mara is an actress who gained critical acclaim after her appearance in the film Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. Tattoos are a very bad thing for America. They are a branding of sorts that have encouraged gang acts, dangerous affiliations and [...]
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7:26 am
Shocking video Brownstown Township, Michigan, after a red truck or van was caught on a gas station’s late night surveillance footage. As you will soon see, all looks normal as a van pulls next to a gas stall until the driver’s side door opens and a little 4-foot-girl in a [...]
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October 17, 2011 5:11 pm
At 41 years-of-age, Stace Crimm discovered that she was pregnant. Surprised and overjoyed with the news, Crimm’s joy in life soon turned to concern when abnormal things started to happen to her. The single mother was to soon embark on a story that’s both heartbreaking and heartwarming, all at once. [...]
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1:22 pm
Exposing backsides to the lapping lips of hormone-enraged males, your daughters may be in the number today celebrating “Mistletoe Monday”, Justin Bieber’s new iTunees release, by stripping down to her undies and letting all oncoming males roast their perverted chesnuts on her open derriere. It’s a nightmare before Christmas that [...]
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October 11, 2011 6:08 pm
If the wrong boy showed up to my house and tried to date, my daughter, I would shoot him in the face with every single gun I can get my hands out. Like many other fathers out there, I am not too fond of men who want to date my [...]
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October 9, 2011 8:04 pm
In 2010 alone, the Centers for Disease Control reported a startling new trend in increasing STD disease precipitated by a dangerous new game being played in the nation’s high-schools and colleges. The Bubonic Touch, a game where eager young women are purportedly first plied with alcohol and then touched with diseased phalluses, is part [...]
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October 8, 2011 8:10 am
Here we see daddy’s little princesseses’ and who does that lure but the Big Blacked Wolf. Yes, just like the nursery rhyme the Big Blacked Wolf cannot stand to see an innocent daddy’s little princesses out and just enjoying the life her father’s hard work and college education have afforded [...]
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September 17, 2011 6:46 pm
In this video, we see the power of a homebound mother’s love. It seems this man child has been infected with a black spirit, likely one that causes many blacks to dance and buck about like they don’t have no lick of sense. We see this mother’s power comes from [...]
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September 13, 2011 4:01 am
This week’s edition of Pediatrics reveals what sensible parents have known all along: the show SpongeBob Squarepants is a great danger to children. With crude humor that rivals children’s cartoon South Park and Family Guy, SpongBob Squarepants is the story about a homosexual sea sponge and his raunch escapades deep [...]
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August 15, 2011 3:38 am
A sad story today after Rebecca Black was forced to pull out of public school, due to all the kids making fun of her teeny-bop ballad Friday, Friday. Black is now apparently going to be homeschooled but hopefully, will be able to return to a school with peers. I think [...]
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August 14, 2011 3:38 am
Any experienced Christian parent is worried about what their child may be exposed to in a public school funded by the Liberal Obama Government. You may be asking yourself “Is it time that we moved our child into the safety of a Christian school?”. My neighbors know that I have [...]
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August 8, 2011 4:01 am
My Dearest Prudence, My soul is chilled but my body is so warm from the burning fires. Hell has indeed come to Earth. They say wild haired witches from New York came here, singing unruly music and from the skies above, God struck the methane laden hindparts of a cow [...]
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August 4, 2011 9:41 pm
EDM Trance Induced Acid Dayglow Panties Drop Party – Las Vegas, Nevada – Tragedy befell 493 hopeful college students at UNLV last year after drummed and bassed EDM ‘legend’ DJ Quaalude threw the 24th EDM Trance Induced Acid Dayglow Panties Drop Party, now commonly and more simply called ‘skittles parties’ [...]
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11:11 am
After many of my readers and fans were shocked by the flagrant display of humanity’s worst aspects at Electric Daisy Carnival, many took time to send me emails and letters. While the tears of shocked mothers even smeared some letters beyond recognition, one recurrent theme rang clarion within my spiritual [...]
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July 29, 2011 6:16 pm
Mike Watson may be contacted at The Holymailbox or his facebook for questions and addendums regarding this shocking story. Eyes perpetually glossed with the most addictive marijuana residues and spirits all but defunct, the mouths of naive Electronic Daisy raver chicks chirp open in sexual glee as they wait to [...]
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