Sexy College Women Post 'Sexy' Princess Leia Costume Pictures on Their Facebook for Celebrate Star Wars Day

1. Source. The sin is strong in this one.  No one other than Olivia Munn joined in the festivities, by donning her gold, sparkly costume and revealing a taut, tanned thight that’s silky smooth luster is illuminated by the wavering flourescent lights.  Such as sigh of a fit thigh, parting a silken red robe, is enough to make any college boy’s internal saber to be drawn to the hilt with [...]

 

MTV Movie Awards Announces Nominations, Pushes Homogay Agenda

Many Christians may not know this, but Music Television, a known liberal satanic media outlet, also has an awards ceremony for movies as well. They use it to push the homogay agenda in every way possible, as we can tell by the recent list of nominations for ‘awards’.

 

Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?

The not so shocking answer is yes, it is.

 

New Marijuana "Doctors" Pushing "Medicinal" Marijuana, Salient Salvia and Magic Mint onto Children at California Hedge Shops

The newest threat to children in California comes from men in little green suits, peddling a new breed of head shops where teenagers are being ‘medically’ approved for medicinal marijuana. The newest report and findings will shock parents and make will make you fearfully think twice when your college son or daughter beg for that next ‘$100′ for groceries. Medicinal marijuana. It is the latest liberal ploy to legalize dangerous, [...]

 

7 Popular Drugs in High School

7 Popular Drugs in High School Marijuana: Oh Marijuana. The wonder drug. You know a drug is popular when your parents still smoke it. Marijuana is almost thee most popular drug in high school. Everyone either deals it or knows where to get it. Any kind you want you can get. Plus the prices are fairly cheap because of the competition between dealers! I don’t see marijuana losing any popularity [...]

 

Twilight Breaking Dawn Sex Scene Photos Leaked PARENTAL WARNING - Christian Movie Review

Movie Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Moral Movie Rating: S (Sinister) for sex scenes and vampire baby blood orgies I warned you all.  At the end of this review, I will show you every time I warned every single parent out there. Twilight is a severely dangerous movie series that will lead to your child practicing Wiccan vampirism and listening to emo band Xasthur.  I warned you all that if you [...]

 

Advice from Super Conservative Alex

Welcome to the newest pool of salvation here on Christwire, Advice From Super Conservative Alex.

 

Questionable 2011 Senior Pictures Begin to Emerge

With another school year winding down, parents nationwide will soon be accosted with requests for class rings and senior pictures. For you first time parents, let’s have a frank discussion. Your child is not worth it. Let’s just put it bluntly. You will spend $600 on a shoddy senior class ring. You will spend another $1,000 on pictures your kid will give to friends and Aunt Bessie, but could have [...]

 

The History of Lesbianism and Women Who Play Basketball

One of the most at risk groups of problem children are girls put on a basketball path by negligent parenting.  Every good parent should understand there is an inherent risk of lesbianism that comes with having a girl who plays basketball.    While the scientific mechanics of this phenomena have been culturally realized and remain under great scrutiny, the basal spread of basketball lesbianism seems to be a modal psychological model [...]

 

Is The Dukan Diet Endangering Your Sassy Teenage Daughter?

On the streets of Paris, wine flows as freely as a woman’s legs open.  They call Paris the city of love because as tradition implies, most French women tend to try out prostitution at some point in their lives.  Since World War II, French society has struggled with economy and morals.  To this day, French women often spend hours looking themselves up and down, frantically searching for an ounce of [...]

 

Marijuana: Is Satan's Seed Planted In Your Neighborhood?

Is your neighborhood infested with marijuana? Most people don’t know it, but the signs can be right under your nose.

 

Why is Suri Cruise is Eating Penis Gummies In this Picture?

I know the gay agenda is rife in California but there is no excuse for parents to let their children eat of their candy. You all know the stats. 43% of all gays suffer from gay bowel disease and 68% of them have typically easy jobs in nursing and secretary positions, meaning they usually sit straining for on the workplace toilet all day and fantasizing about pink blowholes and how [...]

 

Disney Hides The Gay Agenda in Minnie Mouse's Dress, Mickey Salivates

Anger cannot describe my emotions right now.  For too long we’ve caught Disney in the business of selling raunchy agendas as children programs.  In the movie the little Mermaid, the underwater palace looked like a phallic torpedo and there was witchcraft dazzling on top of it.  To make matters worse, in the Aladdin terror movie, a tiger jimmyed the princess girl behind curtains and kids were hearing a true video [...]

 

Is Masturbation Rape?

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at work in changing the mind of man. Recently, masturbation has been labeled “okay”, “cool” and “acceptable” by the hipster liberal agenda. They hope to use masturbation to desensitize people to the point they believe the [...]

 

Single Mothers Cause Abortion

The Bible calls premarital sex a sin. Liberal feminists call it empowering. One of these descriptions is right. The other is going to burn in hell, along with the women who propagate it.