WHEATON, Ill. (STMW) — A Roselle, Illinois man has been accused of doing the fraggle rock to his pet peacock. Authorities in the city responded to concerns involving other crimes neighbors levied upon the man. During an investigation, the man openly confessed he has fraggled his pet peacock and even worse, the body of evidence was sprawled out in his garage. According to CBS, the peacock’s name was Phyl. The [...]
Hollywood, CA – A new doll named the ‘Just-in Beaver’ doll has many parents upset and the singer represented by the doll ‘incensed’. As reported by the Huffington Post, the Just-in Beaver sex doll promises entry from ‘multiple positions’ and is more geared toward allowing the buyer to engage in homosexual thrusting with it. On top of the product packaging, the words “I’m NOT GAY (okay maybe a lil’) can [...]
Boca Raton, Florida (Holy ChristWire) - Barack Hussein Obama’s fascist stronghold on America continues, today all after Mitt Romney’s zeppelin was shot down from the skies of Florida. The zeppelin had a giant inspirational poster on it reading America NEEDS Romney. And we really do. After last night’s 3rd presidential debate, American after American flooded polls to report how they felt safe with Romney’s face on the television, almost like being taken back to the 1980s where [...]
My most loyal comrades, I bring you the most troubling news! I’ve only just discovered a Wiccan page on facebook by mistake so I thought I’d warn you about it before you or your children/teens stumble upon it. The dreaded page in which I speak of is called, ‘Legend of Zelda Collections And Merchandise’. It may appear to be safe from a distance, but upon closer inspection and shocking discovery [...]
It has only been moments since we revealed on World Truth TV that the new Lady Gaga perfume is comprised of a witch brew of demon ingredients. And the email letters, Twitterings and faxes are already pouring through! Many of you are still trembling and shaking, wondering if you have Hepatitis or worse because you splashed some Lady Gaga perfume on you before the big date! Or even worse, you [...]
