Washington, DC – Pinko commie Barack Hussein Obama is the most anti-capitalistic president in the history of the United States of America. With programs like ObamaCare and screw the rich to feed the poor, this Russia red operative is a danger that the angel of our blessed Senator Joseph McCarthy is telling us to vote [...]
Sinister Internet Sites
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Heathen TopekasNews Liberals Detest Reaganomics
In a very typical example of how the immorality of liberalism cannot abide in the same mind as sound logic, we were...
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Evil Dolan meme corrupting children.
Children around the world are constantly exposed to the evil “Dolan”, an evil duck who encourages rape,...
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Facebook Security Raises White Flag of Surrender after Stories Linking the Company & It’s Founder to Pornography!
The Well Known Facebook Logo Has Been Tied to Online Pornography <chrisTwire> I want to thank my many fans and...
RetroBlasting: Enabling the Manboyification of America
There are plenty of websites on the internets where these manboys can get their fix but I was particularly disturbed by one that I saw on Jimmy’s facebook page. Since jimmy lives with me I like to keep an eye on his internet activities to make sure he is not on drugs or a wiccan, or even worse. This new page on his facebook feed was called RetroBlasting. Since it sounded like some kind of gay sex act, I decided to look further into it. I found a link to a youtube page. The fist video that I discovered did not sound so bad.
Read more ›Why Fan Fiction is Possibly The Most Lethal Threat To Your Heterosexuality
While we moral Christians are off at Church, at work, at school or on Christwire, there is a dirty subculture lurking on the internet. We all know of the threats of Tumblr, Reddit, Facebook and Myspace on our youth, but there is something even more sinister than the threats of [...]
Read more ›The Alternative To 2012 Apocalypse: Real Pokemon Invasion(Photo Evidence)
Oh Friends: I do hate to remind you but the 2012 apocalypse is getting nearer and nearer as the months pass through Winter and into Spring like a fashlagging homo trying to get his last hits in and make some bucks before 2:00 a.m. And though this is frightening to [...]
Read more ›Is Tumblr Stealing The Souls of Your Children?
Tumblr is a dangerous website on the interweb that your child may be lurking on. As the most popular blogging platform on earth, it has lured many young teens into its clutches. Unfortunately, it harbors an extremely homoerotic leaning and contains dangerous media that children of any age should be exposed to. It is extremely malicious and will steal your child’s feelings, replacing them with sexualized isolation. Your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn. Tumblr is a predator, a predator gaining in liberal popularity.
Read more ›Dirty Liberals on Google Insult Rick Santorum’s Honorable Name
When I imagine the ideal American future, an image pops up in my mind, the image of the smiling face of Rick Santorum. With his qualifications, knowledge, and Morals, he will easily lead America to Victory if he succeeds in this election. However, like any brilliant man, there are challenges [...]
Read more ›Ray William Johnson is evil
This is it fellow believers. Today I come to you with horrifying news, Another internet threat is approaching your children. The satinic ideals of one Ray William Johnson. 47% of his viewers are chronic mastrubators. The others are homosexual. Those who have not been turned are Bi curious. How many [...]
Read more ›Website “Japanese360″ Plans To Teach Asian-Communist Language To Our Young White Children.
The website Japanese360 (http://japanese360.org/index.php) is planning to offer podcasts to spread Satan’s filth to our good, old, American-Christian youth. How do they plan to do this? They’re teaching the communist language we all know of as “Japanese”. For all of you concerned parents and teachers, this must be stopped. We [...]
Read more ›LA Weekly Now Forcing Hot College Girls to Dress in Sultry DC and Marvel Comic Costumes, Have Hot Steamy Fights in the Street and then Upload the Photos to Facebook
As much as that title is long the debauchery stands stiff and tall into today’s look at America’s newest Sin Rag, L.A. Weekly. Staffed by a troop of defunct, drug-tingling comic writers for College Humor and a few beatnik beachside degenerates working for coffee and a cot to get of [...]
Read more ›There is No Such Thing as a Friendly Atheist
The world wide web is large and full of sin. The only way ensure avoidance of Satan while browsing the internet is to set your homepage to christwire.org and refuse to click any links that take you off-site. Be warned: I am about to link to a non-Christwire sin site. [...]
Read more ›July 5 National Go Braless Day – Is this a Mormon Plot?
I find the July 5th National Braless promotion on Facebook day a little tedious. I see no reason to tumble to Hades just because some lesbitarian group wants me to toss away my bra. I do the women’s walk for cancer. I get squashed in the boob crusher on a [...]
Read more ›“The Deep Web”, DOT Onion sites, How Liberal Pedophile Homogays Use A Hidden Internet To Circumvent The Law
If you are reading this you know what the Internet is. It is an open network of websites accessible by anyone used to communicate throughout the world. What you may not know is that this isn’t the only ‘Internet’. There is also a hidden one, right underneath your very noses [...]
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