10 Cents A Child: Facebook Tries to Keep New Human Slavery Scandal Below Decks

September 4, 2009 12:28 pm59 comments
10 Cents A Child: Facebook Tries to Keep New Human Slavery Scandal Below Decks

Slavery was the awful engine that drove empires and destroyed Africa. It planted the dangerous roots of cigarette smoking and racism around the world. Now popular social networking site Facebook.com is embroiled in an attempt to bring back this vile institution and trash the last hundred years of American social [...]

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Atheists Create Virgin Mary Condom (friendlyatheist.com)

August 10, 2009 11:48 am64 comments
Atheists Create Virgin Mary Condom (friendlyatheist.com)

Look it at. Just look. Atheists always ask why we pray for them to get cast in the deepest reaches of hell. They always try to play victim and act like they do not provoke the wrath of God! There is nothing friendly about atheism, so you should know the [...]

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Beware The Tagged Email Scam

June 8, 2009 1:26 pmComments Off

Unholy internet athesits are at it again, this time sending fake emails claiming you have ‘been tagged by _____ on Tagged! Click here’ and at this point, you should know the drill. Every day in addition to countless requests for advice (which I will get to once my schedule opens [...]

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The BJ Radio Show Forces Young Woman to Expose Naked Chest and ‘Boobs’

April 26, 2009 2:30 pm9 comments

Infamous upstart media company, The BJ Radio Show, has had its share of controversy over the last year. We first found out about this company when a reader tipped the The Holymailbox about how the radio show allegedly solicits sexual favors in exchange for media exposure. The anonymous source informed [...]

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College Humor Shows Filthy Dolphin Sex Videos

March 2, 2009 10:03 am29 comments

My friends, as you know we have been campaigning against the gay-inducing videos of two boys named Jake and Amir of internet website College Humor. Our research in the past has shown this Jake, along with his partner Amir, have been actively promoting the Home Gay Agenda to our young, [...]

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The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

February 16, 2009 6:07 am15 comments
The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire. Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show. [...]

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Heathen Juicycampus.com Shut Down

February 5, 2009 6:00 pm5 comments

Good news was seen yesterday as popular college internet site JuicyCampus.com was forced to shut down due to economic pressures from this tough economy, ironically caused by liberals who likely browsed the site. Reports indicate that the site was created by a Duke University (whose mascot is appropriately the Blue [...]

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Ebaum World’s Eric Bauman and Staff Smitten Down, Fired by ZVUE CEO

February 2, 2009 10:00 am6 comments

The mighty hands of fate have finally smitten down and fired Eric Bauman and Ebaum’s world, a brazen den of sin and carnality. As first reported on the internet version 2.0 (a reportedly more complex and miraculous series of sharing portals) site Digg.com in both links and comments, Ebaum has [...]

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Taliban Terrorists Love Paliban.org, ‘It Deceives Americans’

January 28, 2009 2:20 pm7 comments
Taliban Terrorists Love Paliban.org, ‘It Deceives Americans’

Our informants have uncovered yet another sinister plot of Obama’s minions of terror, this time their machinations in the form of an internet site named Paliban Daily at www.paliban.org. Various reports indicate that Paliban Daily is a play on Palestine and Taliban (merged into Paliban), whose purpose is to create [...]

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Heathen ShoutWire Liberals Detest Reaganomics

January 23, 2009 12:39 am30 comments
Heathen ShoutWire Liberals Detest Reaganomics

In a very typical example of how the immorality of liberalism cannot abide in the same mind as sound logic, we were tipped to more ridiculous antics being spread by the liberal cabal of the very dangerously left wing web site ShoutWire.com, a place the encourages things like atheism, unbridled [...]

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Heathens Against Holiness Alliance- High-Street.org

January 4, 2009 12:30 am14 comments
Heathens Against Holiness Alliance- High-Street.org

Today I received a very urgent message from good steward of the faith the “Runnin’ Reveran’” Reverend TJ Hawkins who’s currently on assignment in the Midwest. He alerted me to a very disturbing den of debauchery which you may find at High-street.org. Perusing their kingdom, dear readers, is akin to [...]

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