ChrisTwire’s Christian Review & Rating of: Minecraft

October 16, 2012 11:18 pm34 comments
ChrisTwire’s Christian Review & Rating of: Minecraft

By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday <chrisTwire> Yesterday I released my Christian review of the game, Minecraft, without providing my faithful chrisTwire readers with my rating of the game using the chrisTwire Game Rating Standard. And after reading some of the comments posted by the usual “ChrisTwire Haters” whose screen-names are [...]

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Pokemon Black And White 2 Teaching Our Children Genocide With New Pokemon Genesect

October 10, 2012 4:16 pm54 comments
Genesect, The Genocide pokemon

Dearest Comrades It has come to my attention that the pokemon black and white 2 games are teaching our children the modern warfare tactic of genocide. With the recent release of the pokemon black and white 2 games, children and teens have been face down in a constant stare like [...]

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BREAKING! Nintendo Produces Pokemon-Catching Camera Device For Wii U

October 4, 2012 8:00 pm112 comments
The Original Graphics for, 'Pokemon Snap U' for the new Wii U

My Most Loyal Comrades: This is the last straw for me regarding pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, and Nintendo Studios teaming up together to brainwash our children! They’ve crossed the line with the pokemon creatures. Earlier this afternoon, Nintendo Studios revealed that in addition to the new Wii U device coming out on November, 18th, [...]

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Pokemon Black and White 2, The Most Harmful Gaming Anime Of All Time

October 3, 2012 1:05 am76 comments
Bronie Keldeo

My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]

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Used Video Game Store Gamers HQ Topeka Threatens the Soul of Your Child with Cheapest Game Prices

September 27, 2012 4:22 pm31 comments
Used Video Game Store Gamers HQ Topeka Threatens the Soul of Your Child with Cheapest Game Prices

There is a new video game store calling itself the Gamers HQ and it’s maybe the most dangerous thing since World of Warcraft was first released.  This place has it all:  super cheat game prices, demon games like World of Warcraft Morrow Wind and Mrs Pac Man (lesbian) and this [...]

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Minecraft To Ban Unauthorized Church Construction Following Wave Of Burnings

July 24, 2012 12:17 pm37 comments
Minecraft To Ban Unauthorized Church Construction Following Wave Of Burnings

Following an unprecedented wave of church burnings, Jens “Jeb” Bergensten, current head of the wildly popular independent game Minecraft, has announced that on October 31st, all Minecraft subscribers will receive a mandatory update that will prevent the construction of any unauthorized churches.

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FarmVille attacks Christianity with dinosaurs and homogay animal sex acts

July 3, 2012 6:58 am138 comments
FarmVille attacks Christianity with dinosaurs and homogay animal sex acts

By Exbrony FARMVILLE has launched an all-out attack on Christianity with evolutionist dinosaurs, strange animal sex acts, genetically modified “Frankenfoods” and endorsement of the depraved furrysexual lifestyle — all while exposing unsuspecting users to the degenerate, perverted cultures of the Dutch, the Germans and other foreign races. In this shocking [...]

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500 Draugr, 200 Skeletons and 500 Dwarven Battle in Skyrim

March 31, 2012 7:40 am13 comments

In this Skyrim battle, 500 Draugr, 200 Skeletons and 500 Dwarven Battle. By this point in time, most parents should know that Skyrim is a dangerous expansion pack of the MMPORG World of Warcraft. The game focuses on making players think they are special fantasy characters who have fantastical powers, [...]

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21 Pokemon Brought To Life By an Artist

March 30, 2012 10:13 pm69 comments
21 Pokemon Brought To Life By an Artist

Pokemon is an evil Japanese video game meant to teach children about anime and perversion.   Pokemon is literally the Japanese word for “Pok” (perverted thrust) “emon” (prostate monster) .  Leave it to the people who created anime (the Japanese word for porangraphy) to make a game like this to infest [...]

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Marvel Comics and Video Game Addicts Release New Homosexually Fueled Movie The Avengers (Trailer)

March 4, 2012 3:15 am15 comments
Marvel Comics and Video Game Addicts Release New Homosexually Fueled Movie The Avengers (Trailer)

Well, it looks like our little lisping tongued friends at Marvel are at it again!  They want children to “Marvel” at all the sparkling twaddle dandies and milknipples that sit exposed in their sin soaked ‘comic books’.  Marvel is trying to make it seem like it’s all butterflies and rainbows [...]

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An open Response to Amber (RE: Word of Warcraft is Evil)

January 10, 2012 3:53 pm18 comments

Article that appeared on the website Christwire.org June 25, 2009 World Of Warcraft is Evil – Boy Goes Insane After Parents Cancel Account. Among the myriad dangers that face out youth today, one of the most provocative and diverse is the video game market. Greedy corporate executives seduce a youngster’s [...]

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