January 8, 2012 7:48 pm
We will not be discussing the criminal levels of violence so common in computer games today. We will not be discussing how the creators of Halo have taken this to a new level, preying on children’s insecurities to offer than an outlet through the scope of a futuristic rifle. We [...]
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7:44 pm
This is part II of an investigative report entitled, “Halo, The Videogame That Trains Your Teens to Fight for the Nietzschean New World Order.” After witnessing a tousle-haired teen play the Halo video game at a Mom and Pop gadget shop right here in my hometown, right here in the [...]
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January 5, 2012 2:11 pm
Just when you thought the video gamers industry couldn’t get any more offensive to OUR LORD JESUS, they do. It’s like their standards of offense toward THE LORD are a high score they have to beat, and they devote hours kneeling slack-mouthed before their electric false idol trying to achieve [...]
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January 2, 2012 1:17 pm
Skyrim is a pixelated Facebook ‘Flash’ game that has taken off like wildfire on the internet. While at first look most parents would think thing the choppy, slow game was just some poor programmer’s last ditch effort to make money on a Farmville styled gaming engine, as proven by Tyson [...]
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December 17, 2011 8:06 pm
Hello my good christian friends on Christwire. My name is Alexander Shea, Unlike the sinners on this site, I use my real name because I have no shame to hide. I do not use my real picture because I do not want my face to be used by them in [...]
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December 10, 2011 2:02 pm
As Rick Parry has recently reminded everyone, we are a Christian nation. That is why now more than ever Christwire has to be vigilant in analyzing new data on things that may threaten America. The Call of Duty trilogy has been a long running successful PC Console slash-em-up game developed [...]
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December 2, 2011 11:44 pm
Testing out the new Wii Pee game module. The strap on device definitely made me feel male and the aiming controls are meant to simulate a man at the urinal. There are also ‘bonuses’ that can be unlocked with online code, letting users ‘use their Wii’ in ways that would [...]
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November 30, 2011 4:16 am
Pokemon. A word we all know well from a childhood game. . . or is it? Is it a really a game or code for drugs like crack-cocaine, oxicotton, and of course marijuana. The Japanese have cleverly hidden drug themes like the ones listed in the little pocket monsters games. [...]
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November 29, 2011 4:39 am
Following Tyson Bowers III’s now internationally acclaimed journalistic piece that exposed Skyrim’s teaching of homosexual techniques to children, Skyrim’s creators at Blizzard have confessed that the point of Skyrim is to promote gay marriage and “rampant homosexual tendency” in today’s children. The shocking confession is being reported worldwide and already, [...]
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November 28, 2011 7:32 pm
Computer games: they’re not just for awkward and apathetic teens anymore. In recent years, addictive video gaming has become very popular with children from as young as 5 to as old as 25. It has hit families from all creeds and all socio-economic backgrounds. For Christian parents, the challenge has [...]
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6:48 pm
I am writing yet again on the subject of “The Legend of Zelda” a very obviously Christian game, carefully planned and advertised. Now a backlash has come from the non-believers who have come to the realization that they have “sullied” their Athiest ways by playing this masterpiece of a video [...]
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November 27, 2011 11:47 pm
That’s right, you read the title correctly. A game that your children can play, free of homosexual, and sinful content. Maybe you’ve heard of it? The original game was released in 1986, titled “The Legend of Zelda” and although it was created by a foreigner, it has a hidden meaning [...]
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November 25, 2011 1:52 pm
My children were recently playing a free game named Roblox. I waited until they were asleep so I could get on the website to see if this game is truly one that they should be playing. Later, I find out that this game is secretly a homosexual recruitment site. There [...]
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November 22, 2011 10:38 pm
WARNING: This video game review contains words and pictures that are not suitable for women and children. Please escort them to their place in the home away from the computer room before continuing with this review. Parents, don’t fear, you can rely once again on Christwire to provide you with [...]
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November 13, 2011 6:42 pm
This is a comprehensive paper on the sinful nature of the “web comic” known as Homestuck. A term better suited for a cesspool of disgusting, amoral filth such as this would be a “hell pathway” as reading and embracing this Devil’s work is a certain one way trip to the [...]
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