When Bryan first exposed Cochella fest, I thought he had found the bottom of the barrel when it came to the debauchery that the younger generation in this great nation are capable of, the uncontrolled flow of homogay energy into unsuspecting young teens and children. I honestly thought that things [...]

As a father I often find my boys trying new things. One of the more common things are playing video games. I am aware that there is a common Christian hate for these Evil, satan filled, disks of hate. But I understand that for my boys to learn not to [...]

God willing, please remove all children under the age of 30 from the kitchen before you read this article. It contains extremely offensive and sinful contents and is a warning to fathers and mothers everywhere. If you haven’t already moved the computer to your kitchen, do so immediately. The kitchen [...]

Grubby little Cheet0s-stained hands are idle today, because God has once again knocked the Playstation Nework Down.  Playstation Network is down and the Casey Anthony trial is to blame. Just like every one of us, God was eagerly awaiting the verdict of ‘GUILTY’ for Casey Anthony and must have been [...]

San Diego is a city of roughians in and upon itself. It’s location in the north of Mexico lends many criminals to use it as a hub for their less than legal activities. The geek culture is no different, as in a few short weeks they will be showing their [...]

After Tyson Bowers III’s in-depth reporting on the dangers of Assassin’s Creed Revelations and how it is turning kids into anti-Americans. I decided to create a quick video explaining to parents once again how this game can turn their son into a future killer, gay sexual deviant or devil worshiper. Psst, follow me [...]

Soul Calibur is a demonic video game series that introduces young boys to the Bondage Community. People who like bondage are one in the same with the Team Edward Twilight crowd, forgoing jobs so they can instead have late night vampire blood orgies where they writhe in clusters of moaning [...]

Angry Birds By the way these things are drawn to look, the App should have been called “Angry-Homogay-Birds-Who-Want-To-Rape-And-Sodomize-Your-Children“. The goal of this particular application is to distract your kids while Satan plants seeds of a destructive nature in their young impressionable minds. It is packed full of references to the [...]

In the next few weeks, you will be hearing a lot in the news about E:3, a so-called electronics convention. Most of the news will concern the new console to be announced by homogay video game maker, Nintedo.

It is bad enough that every easter, we are forced to sift through coungless images of zombie Jesus from atheists. They bombard the HolyMailbox and we’re stuck looking at image after image of gross disrespect and filth. Now it seems even Japanese are joining in and using their first gateway [...]

Lord God, we understand why you destroyed the Playstation Network, or as we like to call it here at Christwire, the “PlaySatan Network”. We know it was a tool used by Satan to destroy the lives of millions of youth and introduce them to the gay. We thank you for your great wisdom in removing it from Gaming Circles.

The new game Pokermon Black and White from game developer, Game Freak, is focused on hijacking the souls of our youth with non-Chris† centered games of “pocket monsters”. If that isn’t enough to make a person need a prayer session, some of the games key concepts have fallen under heavy [...]

The world watches the downfall of Charlie Sheen, trying to figure out what has caused the Two and a Half Men star to hit rock bottom. Drugs? Ego? Obama? Multiple Psychoses? As the public media circuit wrestles with these questions, there is one telling quote in the series of crazy [...]

Ladies and Gentleman, we’re dealing with a crisis of unimaginable proportions. I seriously cannot even imagine it. Microsoft, the ones who brought us such fantastic products like the Zune, and Microsoft Flight Simulator, have now just come out with a doozy that threatens the safety of all Americans. What am [...]

Germany has been struck with famine. Bewildered agriculture scientists and farmers alike do not know what has gone wrong. The people of Germany stand confused, not knowing if the price of grains will now skyrocket so high that they cannot make their little dumpling cakes and kraut bread. Some religious [...]