Baby Reacts To Hearing for First Time

May 29, 2010 12:28 am14 comments

Baby Jonathan, who you will soon see in the video below, was born without a functioning cochlea in either ear. This video is taken right after Jonathan had his cochlear implant turned on and the first sound he hears is his mother’s voice. His reaction is priceless. You may want [...]

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TV Chef Juan Carlos Cruz Cook Up Murder Plot

May 21, 2010 1:36 am3 comments

Hispanic chef Juan Carlos Cruz cooked up a heinous plot where he planned to hire homeless people to murder his wife. Details show that instead of hiring professionals, Cruz offered a homeless man $1,000 to kill his wife. He gave the man $500, a picture of the other $500 and [...]

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New Smashburger Restaurant Chain: Try It!

May 15, 2010 11:21 pm5 comments

There is a new chain of hamburger restaurants named Smashburger. They are absolutely great and delicious. The chain started in Denver, Colorado and now is located all throughout the Midwest, American Southwest and even California. The restaurant also has an ongoing mission to “Smash Hunger!”, an effort to end starvation [...]

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Barack Obama Makes Obama “Diss” Tape

May 3, 2010 1:36 amComments Off

Black rappers have this thing about making “diss” videos, where they go and say pretty nasty things about their rivals. It seems to be adherent to black people in general, as in schools they constantly get into fights and then make ‘your mother’ jokes as I’ve heard them bring into [...]

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzles with Mexicans

April 28, 2010 10:30 am13 comments

It has only been weeks since our friend Derek van Buren warned us about Vajazzling, the newest threat to your college son, and now we see already the Mexicans and Hollywood are capitalizing on it. As I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about this week, I thought [...]

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“Glee” is Back With Secret Anti-American Messages, Chubby Actors

April 21, 2010 2:12 am174 comments
“Glee” is Back With Secret Anti-American Messages, Chubby Actors

The TV show “Glee” made a splashy return to the airwaves this month, with new characters and extensive choir numbers. Fans quickly took to their blogs to celebrate the implausible survival of the series, while some journalists, political pundits and religious leaders condemned the peculiar show for its poor ethical [...]

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Obama Admits He Is A Muslim

March 15, 2010 4:09 pm8 comments

My friends I have urgent news for you and I’m not sure how long it will be before Obama sends his KGB terrors to get me. This may be my last time informing you but it is worth it. Please pray for me and spread the word to all your [...]

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Jesus Dislikes Klingons, Star Trek

March 8, 2010 12:09 pm1 comment

This is a pretty funny, neat skit, with good and true take home message.

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Japanese Create Gay Susan Boyle Named “Smasan Boyle”

February 25, 2010 5:13 pm6 comments

The Japanese are such a perverted people that they build anime porn shrines next to public schools and have huge festivals where they run around without clothing to cover their little nethers. It is all sick and abomination in Japan, so the following entertainment news is not so much of [...]

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Man Forced To Use Stun Gun on Dancing Sinner

February 12, 2010 2:48 am4 comments

A Baraboo man was forced to make a citizen’s arrest, as he caught a male dance instructor defiling a married woman with Satanic dances. Dane’s county sherrif’s department reports the man used detective work to see a married woman had invited a male dance instructor to her home, where she [...]

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Terrorist Savages 20 Flat Screen TVs at Walmart

2:36 am5 comments

Surveillance video has captured a terrorist destroying 20 flat screen televisions at Walmart. When I first laid eyes upon this shocking footage, I cried for 20 minutes straight. What could possess someone to want to harm the fine people of Walmart? This terror attack is inspired by Satan. Walmart is [...]

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Ahmadinejad Announces Iran A Nuclear Power

2:29 am1 comment

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that Iran is a nuclear power. Last week Iranian officials and Ahmadinejad vowed a significant announcment that would ‘shake’ the foundation of the West and particularly the US would be announced on February 11, the day Iran celebrates Revelution Day. While there is still [...]

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Amazing, Argentinian Man Pushes Stalled Van Off Track As Train Approaches

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In the following video we see God has given a man the strength of at least ten great Grizzly Bears. With a bout of unprecedented power, the Argentinian man in the video you are about to see was able to move a van that was stuck on railroad tracks. A [...]

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Space Oddity Baffles Boffins

February 5, 2010 2:55 am6 comments

Scientists at boffins are once again in awe of the power of God, this time as he parades a new unidentified space object through the expansive mysteries of space. My friends, we have seen God do everything from make a cosmic space butterfly to throw a cometoid at the gays [...]

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Vampire Squid Turns “Inside Out”

February 4, 2010 10:09 pm7 comments

For the first time, a “vampire squid” has been captured on video. This menacing creature has the ability to turn itself inside out and is known to primarily live in the deepest realms of the seas. This beast gets its name from its ability to capture a prey and then [...]

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