IT’S no secret that God hates evolution, so it’s no surprise that He chose to smite an evolutionist lungfish as He smote Queensland with yet another holy flood this week. As Sister Susan has so insightfully reported, God has been smiting the Australian redneck state of Queensland with fires, floods, cyclones [...]
My friends, This is a sad day for this poor man’s body found encased in concrete. What a horrible death. I persoanlly...
I told you all this would happen. Have you noticed it’s a little darker than usual outside? It’s...
My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists...
“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”Read more ›
Oh Friends: I do hate to remind you but the 2012 apocalypse is getting nearer and nearer as the months pass through Winter and into Spring like a fashlagging homo trying to get his last hits in and make some bucks before 2:00 a.m. And though this is frightening to [...]Read more ›
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]Read more ›
Friends, I don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it [...]Read more ›
President Obama’s Human Rights Agenda derailed in Uganda! Ugandan Parliament & Church Officials in Uproar over Homogays…
BREAKING NEWS U.S. Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg is greeted by President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda. KAMPALA – President Obama has sent a very clear message to the Ugandan government that it must clean up its Human Rights violations or face loosing U.S. aid to this poverty stricken African [...]Read more ›
Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.Read more ›
My friends, it pains me to say that I’m afraid that the pokemon will never seize to bombard our children’s imaginations with their video games and semi-tactful card trading games. Our Japanese foes have used the pokemon games and merchandise to train our children to turn against us one day [...]Read more ›
When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals
The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]Read more ›
The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill
As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]Read more ›
Do you wonder what Christmas is like in Japan? December 25 is not a Japanese national holiday. Unless it is on weekend, Japanese people work and go to school on the day. Christmas is mostly a commercial event in Japan. The big corporations do the main decorating, lighting their buildings [...]Read more ›
The truth about these ‘demonic’ bands christwire is that they are not demonic. for instance black veil brides, not black veiled brides or black veal brides consisted of 5 straight guys. some say the music is sinful, how? saviour is dedicated to the BVBarmy,” Saviour, Will be there When you [...]Read more ›