Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

May 13, 2012 8:19 pm4 comments
Ron Paul Supporters Advocate “Laissez Faire” Sexuality in Cheap Political Ploy for Votes

“I was standing next to a woman who had a Ron Paul 2012 shirt on when I overheard her talking strategy. I told her that she didn’t deserve to be a delegate because Dr. Paul had lost the primary votes. She turned to me and said, ‘It’s not about the votes, cunt! It’s about the delegates!’ She then glanced at my posterior and said, ‘Although I wouldn’t mind Dele-getting a piece of that ASS!’ I was appalled! How dare these sexual degenerates try to infiltrate our righteous party in the name of free markets and free love!”

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The Alternative To 2012 Apocalypse: Real Pokemon Invasion(Photo Evidence)

March 4, 2012 3:51 pm238 comments
This pokemon is called "glamurreow"

Oh Friends: I do hate to remind you but the 2012 apocalypse is getting nearer and nearer as the months pass through Winter and into Spring like a fashlagging homo trying to get his last hits in and make some bucks before 2:00 a.m. And though this is frightening to [...]

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Food: Pathway to the Soul?

February 27, 2012 3:06 pm35 comments
Food: Pathway to the Soul?

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I myself have never been one to repeat such a statement as i know this phrase to be anotomically incorrect. The heart is in no way directly connected to the stomach. I felt it a useful starting point [...]

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Pakistians Capture God’s Whale Shark And Hold It Up On Display

February 7, 2012 6:14 pm106 comments
The Pakistians hoisting the whale shark up onto their fishing nets

Friends, I  don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it [...]

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President Obama’s Human Rights Agenda derailed in Uganda! Ugandan Parliament & Church Officials in Uproar over Homogays…

February 4, 2012 7:30 pm15 comments
President Obama’s Human Rights Agenda derailed in Uganda! Ugandan Parliament & Church Officials in Uproar over Homogays…

BREAKING NEWS      U.S. Deputy Secretary of State James Steinberg is greeted by President Yoweri Museveni of Uganda. KAMPALA – President Obama has sent a very clear message to the Ugandan government that it must clean up its Human Rights violations or face loosing U.S. aid to this poverty stricken African [...]

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Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

February 1, 2012 7:56 pm74 comments
Scandinavia: Home of Emosexuality, Atheism, and Pretentiousness

Scandinavia is a continent full of deceptively beautiful people and deceptively beautiful landscapes. Everyone is tall, blonde, pale and thin. The images we see look like they’re from some fairytale adventure land. But there’s more than meets the eye. Canada’s neighbor to the east, Scandinavia seems to have adopted many of Canada’s sins, but ramped it up to eleven.

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Pokemon: A Peek Into The Next Generation

January 14, 2012 6:04 am117 comments
The Dark/Death Pokemon: Dethion

My friends, it pains me to say that I’m afraid that the pokemon will never seize to bombard our children’s imaginations with their video games and semi-tactful card trading games. Our Japanese foes have used the pokemon games and merchandise to train our children to turn against us one day [...]

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When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

December 22, 2011 7:04 pm74 comments
When You Say “Happy Holidays”, You Destroy More Than Just The Sanctity Of Christian Dominance in America, Proof of the Defiance of the Seven Deadly Sins by Liberals

The politically correct liberals like to “be inclusive”. They believe this is more important than Jesus. Why? They’re liberals. It’s a cult, people. They’re brainwashed, like the South Koreans under Kim Jong. Now as you can see by my (New!!!!!) profile picture on here, I am a White, Christian, Heterosexual [...]

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The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

December 21, 2011 2:50 am19 comments
The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South [...]

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Christmas in Japan

December 4, 2011 11:53 pm27 comments
Christmas in Japan

Do you wonder what Christmas is like in Japan? December 25 is not a Japanese national holiday. Unless it is on weekend, Japanese people work and go to school on the day. Christmas is mostly a commercial event in Japan. The big corporations do the main decorating, lighting their buildings [...]

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the truth about ‘demonic’ bands

October 28, 2011 3:53 pm21 comments

The truth about these ‘demonic’ bands christwire is that they are not demonic. for instance black veil brides, not black veiled brides or black veal brides consisted of 5 straight guys. some say the music is sinful, how? saviour is dedicated to the BVBarmy,” Saviour, Will be there When you [...]

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