Nefertiti the space spider died in D.C. today.  The red-backed mutant spider was born upon the International Space Station, a product of NASA’s mutant animal program.  Unlike spiders on Earth, Nefertiti could jump 6 feet from standing, spin 6 feet of web per minute and was trained to follow simple [...]

The Amazing Spiderman 3D 2012 is a debacle of atheist filth memes:  homsexuality, magical sky beings who can shoot eye lasers, evolved man spiders, Stan Lee apologetics and other marvels of comic-drug writer sins.  Like most of these new dirty movies, DC Comics is responsible for this nimble, tights wearing [...]

But I had heard about the bizarre serpent churches located in the rural outlining areas. In the ministry these snake worshipers who called themselves Christians seemed anything but. In fact I recall them being the butt of a joke on more than one occasion.

If atheists cannot respect the Creator, then how can they respect the Creation? When we look around our world and see how animals are being abused, the environment polluted and ecosystems ruined, we have to wonder where did it all go wrong.  When did humans really start to show such [...]

Many married couples and Godless fornicating co-habitators don’t know how to do laundry properly, especially when it comes to a man’s trousers. Since many of today’s young women don’t know how to properly launder a man’s pants, here are some helpful tips and answers to common questions. Shouldn’t a Man [...]

A girl who will do research when she can. If someone is wrong, she will show them. Any one who doesn’t believe her is foolish.
DONT’ DEFY HER DIVINE LOGIC!!
WICCA/PAGAN ALL THE WAY

For it is written: Revelation 15:1, 6, 8, “And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God . . . And the seven angels came out of the temple, having the seven [...]

If you smell a foul fart in church, chances are it came from a homosexual or an Atheist, because true born again Christian flatulence is undetectable or smells of jasmine, cut grass, or freshly baked bread from God’s bakery. Hershey highway gaysters, bung hole buglers and faith challenged Darwin junkies [...]

Mound Ida College is a school in the United States of America. While some people feel it is little more than a joke ‘vocational’ school with high school calibre frog disection experiments as an upper-division course in its ‘accelerated’ two-year certificate of science program, others will contend it is a [...]

A few weeks ago chrisTwire sources were the first to reveal Asia’s plot to destroy our Caucasian Sun. Yesterday Chinese TV revealed the Asian sun to the masses for the first time According to Jim Kaler, the University of Illinois astronomer: “The case of a second sun 3 degrees and [...]

photo credit: MSVG  God has once again shown his support of America’s automobile industry, this time by causing 65,000 spiders to secrety build powerful steel-grade webs inside Mazda’s M6 carline. Mazda is a product of Japan, the very same country that buried our innocence under a swarm of fiery hate [...]

Have you ever had bees in the belfry, or silverfish in the attic? Termites with the munchies, or mice rodents with a gnawing habit? If you’re like any other American or homeowner worldwide, you have likely had an encounter with a rodent or pest at least once in your life. [...]

Addiction. It’s not a pretty word. From gambling to pornography, there are so many ways a soul can get lost on the path to maturity. You’re not only putting your mind and body at risk with your incessant cravings, you’re also destroying your eternal spirit. It’s an insult to God [...]