by Mark E. Figs Mitch Lucker, probably high on Jim Daniel’s whiskey. Teens worldwide are mourning the death of death-core legend Mitch Lucker, frontman of Suicide Silence, who was killed in a motorcycle accident the day after Halloween. It’s reasonable to infer that those mourning (outside of his family) are [...]

Kobe to fans: Shut up. Keep it classy, Kobe Bryant.

Source: FacebookWe all know that D.C. stands for dabbling children, so it is always offensive that D.C. comics even puts the word ‘comic’ in their name. There is nothing comical about a grown man dressing up in tights and Corinthian leathers, secreting out into the moonlight to have his body [...]

With another Halloween nearly behind us, sensible men of the world once again sit at home, in bars, at work or in their cars, bewildered and shocked, trying to figure out what happened today.  All year, women spend their time acting dignified, acting like it is men to blame for [...]

Possessed tongues unified in releasing the Satanic chants of Satan, Legend of Zelda occult members hold a summoning where the Prince of Darkness appears in a double triforce of fire and helps them bring destruction and chaos upon the world. With but a chant and the play of a new Satanic instrument [...]

by Mark E. Figs This man, on his way to a Gay Negroes for Obama rally, smiled at our photographers and said “Obama’s giving me a phone.” The days of President Homeboy are numbered. With hurricane Sandy’s path of destruction came the clear-cut sign from God that he is tired [...]

In this terrifying photograph, you can see God’s anger for New York revealed.  Liberals are trying to claim this photograph is fake and that Hurricane Sandy did not happen, so that we cannot fearmonger and say this hurricane is just a taste of what will happen if Barack Obama is [...]

As lurid and tense raver women danced to an opening act outside, DeadmauS aka “The Lord of the Rave” and Captain Black Sparrow, prepare to use Satanic Emulated Electronic Dance Music (SEED’M) that can make everyone’s bodily sinholes loose and compliant, a living form of quualudes and Uncle Tweety Flipper’s Liquid LSD that kicked [...]

The Onion forces God to strike New York with Hurricane Sandy for false betrayal story, gay snarkiness.

Only one year ago, I wrote the thrilling expose ‘How Did Harry Potter Turn Emma Watson into devilwhore?‘ Down in my soul, I have always craved to bring Emma Watson into my home and rear her correctly.  It takes a strong, firm yet gentle hand to guide and direct a [...]

One of our old sparring buddies has had a tragic turn in his health: Justin Bieber, the crooner we’ve fought so hard against for every year of his popularity, has succumbed to cancer. Justin Bieber has leukemia. Today, much like we did along with our buddies at Fox News after [...]

Washington, DC – When I first sat down to pen this article, deep in my heart I wanted to write for the title: Senile: Colin Powell Endorses Obama. It is hard for me to imagine a man so great, that President Bush trusted him to give orders to all our [...]

Barack Obama continues to show how childish he is and that he is not capable of being the President of the United States. In Obama’s most recent stint of ‘trash talking’ Mitt Romney, today Obama unveiled this painting in which Mitt Romney is placed in a dunce hat. Dunce hats [...]

 Washington, DC – Pinko commie Barack Hussein Obama is the most anti-capitalistic president in the history of the United States of America. With programs like ObamaCare and screw the rich to feed the poor, this Russia red operative is a danger that the angel of our blessed Senator Joseph McCarthy is telling us to vote [...]

Comics are to be the thing of escapism, wonderful tales of heroes helping everyday people overcome obstacles of fear and terror. When moral America created the comics code authority, there was a major opportunity for this American-invented medium of entertainment to truly inspire the hearts and minds of future generations. [...]