Several days ago, a new meme appeared on Facebook and it involved a young woman named Amanda Todd.  If you do not know about Amanda Todd, you can read about the backstory here, but I just want to say I am so shocked and appalled by how some people are [...]

New York, New York - Citizens of New York, tremble before the power of God!  In the image above, you can see your precious pretty boy and Captain Derek Jeter flails and falls before the might of the Archangel Michael. Derek Jeter may be toned and powerful beyond the means of a normal man, [...]

My most loyal friends, Mitt Romney has been challenged by the communists most recent invention, Giant Crabs, fighting for control over the good old USA. Mitt Romney being the fair patriot he is has risen to the challenge and taken on the commies and their silly animal invention. The brawl [...]

My most loyal friends, I bring you some shocking news from the world around us and even the moon. Recently NASA Scientists have found, using their Hubble Telescope, a particularly interesting crater. The crater is described as the ‘Cookie Monster Crater’. This is rightfully so. The image is uncanny to [...]

By Mark E. Figs “Come sit next to me so I can have sex with your mouth, child — a subReddit.” The days of Christian chat-forums are long past. No longer can followers of Christ get together and piece and discuss our favorite Bible verses or share our George W. [...]

Dearest Comrades It has come to my attention that the pokemon black and white 2 games are teaching our children the modern warfare tactic of genocide. With the recent release of the pokemon black and white 2 games, children and teens have been face down in a constant stare like [...]

The liberals are all crying today and realize that their little golden boy Mitt Romney has a weak tongue win compared to the Golden Orations of Mitt Romney.  Democrates are scrambling to find an excuse why Obama was so tired and noncaring about his debate, like he had just eaten [...]

By Mark E. Figs (I WISH THIS WAS A CHILD SO I COULD PUNCH IT — BLACK MAN’S THOUGHT) The savagery of Negroes is a unique phenomenon that has been studied by Christian scientists for many years. Decades have passed without knowledge of what genetic factors influence their eclectic and violent way [...]

My Most Loyal Comrades: This is the last straw for me regarding pokemon creator, Satoshi Tajiri, and Nintendo Studios teaming up together to brainwash our children! They’ve crossed the line with the pokemon creatures. Earlier this afternoon, Nintendo Studios revealed that in addition to the new Wii U device coming out on November, 18th, [...]

Ontario, Canada – Tensions continue to grow between America and our North Mexican neighbors, this time after a heinous, long-term plot of the Canadian army was revealed by the CIA. US military operatives tracked secret shipments of maple syrup, Canada’s prized export to the US, from Quebec to News Brunswick.  For [...]

Denver, Colorado (ChristWire) - Barack Hussein Obama shifted his feet like a scared little schoolchild needing to go potty in Mrs. Strictruler Slap’s classroom.  He dared not look Mitt Romney in his strong, firm eyes, because he was scared when in the presence of a true man and true American president! But [...]

United States Colony of Mars (ChristWire) -  New images captures by America’s Mars Rover has revealed what we had hoped all along:  Mars is filled with oil.  Tons of it. NPR’s release of NASA’s findings has shocked the world at large, as many incorrectly assume that oil is the product [...]

Only weeks ago I was introduced to the internet website ‘YOU TUBE’, where your son or daughter can secrectly use a webbed cam to take moving pictures of themselves and post them for every stranger on Earth to see.  Secretly!  There is all sorts of other bizarre things on this [...]

8 Mile, Michigan – As if you should ever trust a man who dresses like a giant bat with Corinthian leather fetish, somehow comic book fans are shocked because The Batman has just been arrested for arresting people without being an actual police officer and tricking young men into calling [...]

My Dearest Comrades: Let me begin by saying that the pokemon series via the cartoon and video games have gone on way too long! As a matter of fact they’ve been on now for over twenty years! That’s way too long for those communist cartoonists to bathe our children’s brains in [...]