There is a war on for the mind of our children. Have you seen it? Probably not, if you’re a devout Christwire reader. But it rages on just the same, as forceful and insidious as Jimmy Holloran’s hand on your thigh at the seventh-grade dance. Unlike the chaperone’s at that [...]

It is one thing to be on Grandpa Joe’s farm or on wild safari when you see a stretch-mark addled sow breastfeeding her young, but when a man is at the workplace there is a certain decorum that must be held. There is a degree of professionalim and class that [...]

The strong journalistic reputation of Chris†Wire for tireless investigation, irrefutable opinion and solid reporting of Christian values is one the many reasons it is the number one Christian news and opinion source for many Americans. In spite of cruel attacks levied by The New York Times, poli-bi pundits like Rachel [...]

A new threat is taking place in summer school nationwide and it threatens the life of your child.  Nestle Corp’s “Butterfinger” brand, long-associated with the malicious character Bart Simpson, is now adding the stimulant ‘caffeine’ to every candy bar. If you thought hooker energy drinks like Four Loko were scary, [...]

Shock and awe fill the Hollywood elite today, with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts absolutely flabbergasted that their new ‘romantic comedy’ hit Larry Crowne is flopping at the box office. Larry Crowne had all the right elements:  a boring, mundane plot where an adult is forced to an ackward situation [...]

It was announced today that Michael Vick, the NFL star, who almost lost his career to a dog fighting conviction, has reached an endorsement deal with Nike. “We have re-signed Michael Vick as a Nike athlete,” Megan Saalfeld, a Nike spokeswoman, said in an e-mail to CNN. Vick, now plays [...]

It seems The Phish can’t stay out of the news. Last week, Police in Boulder, CO began the search for a man fitting the following description: “a skinny, black-haired, white man in his twenties, standing between six-feet-five and six-feet-eight inches tall, with cuts on his back and arms and wearing [...]

Many of you are probably familiar with “The Well to Hell” that was discovered by geologists under Siberia some time ago. After drilling in the area, the sounds of millions of humans screams were picked up on the recording equipment. These screams were coming from far below the Earth’s surface. [...]

It is with great difficulty that we survey the melancholy state of affairs in this new millennium. Despite our unprecedented abundance, and even cultural excess, we still have those who suffer needlessly in their day-to-day lives. Disease and political violence have become central issues in the halls of our great [...]

God is great. His reasoning is beyond that of yours or mine, and all of His creation is without flaw. Everything He makes, He makes for a reason, and nothing He makes is lacking in order or clarity. But we are living in dark days. Heathen scientists have invented their [...]

Chris Hansen is a man who has blessed America by catching homosexuals who use the power of Facebook and Myspace to pray on children. Over the years with his ABC show To Catch a Predator, Hansen has helped rip homosexuals off the street and make America a safter place. As [...]

Our good and dear friend Glenn Beck will take to the air in about one hour to give an emotional final farewell for our Fox News audience. On behalf Glenn Beck’s staff, we would like to thank you here at ChristWire for your ongoing financial support and viewership. Please publish [...]

About two months ago, my office was contacted by an anonymous source who claimed to be a former White House staff member of the Obama administration. He claimed to have sensitive information regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with [...]

I am extremely terrified of Chinese people, but I am not racist.  You should feel the same way too. Not even a year ago, I went before Congress to warn everyone this day would come.  I joined thousands of others in protest to beseech our Christian nation declare an invasion [...]

Mexicans. They look all cute and innocent at the intersection selling oranges or mowing your yard. They have a hint of naivety as they bring you extra salsa for your chips. But behind that multicolored poncho is a heart of evil sin and perverse lustful self fornication. Many conservatives have [...]