May 19, 2011 5:39 pm
Many women today may try to deny it, but they are the products of man’s ribs. They were put here to be our help meat. Their flesh is here to help us and it is told in the Bible. Our story begins in the Garden of Eden. God had created [...]
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5:37 pm
Tommy Lee Jones Tommy Lee Jones is a man’s man; or so he would like you to believe. Not many people remember, but he had a homogay affair with Al Gore during his college years. This all came out a few years ago but was quickly swept under the rug [...]
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5:17 pm
Arnold Scwarzenegger is an internationally recognized movie star whose movies have grossed more than Africa and SouthWest Asia combined. He’s a billionaire. He’s a governor. And with all the screaming girlies, this is where he decides to secretly unload his unwrapped flesh sword: The caliente mama is Mildred Baena, the [...]
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6:01 am
Country music sensation Lady Antebellum is being heralded by adult fans across the nation. This Grammy Award winning act has long been appreciated by families for the refreshing way they celebrate the American heartland with soulful tunes and a clean-cut image. It is a touching counterpoint to the inner city [...]
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2:22 am
Those Atheists, always the bridesmaid – drunk and fondled in the cloak closet of life during the reception, are once again trying to promote their sad grandiosity gap agenda with a hilarious piece on Alternet entitled: “Atheist Do It Better: Why Leaving Religion Leads to Better Sex”. As discussed in [...]
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1:57 am
Fox News reports that the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has posted a preparedness blog on their website warning Americans of what to do in case of the Zombie Apocalypse. It is entitled “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” and is written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan and instructs readers to [...]
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1:48 am
As the prominence of oil prices and obesity rise in America, should airlines be allowed to charge portly passengers more money to offset the cost. As the number of Americans who identify as obese/overweight sharply increases, we are faced with a crucial question: should obese people have to pay more [...]
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May 18, 2011 9:53 pm
Ten years ago, Arnold Schwarzegger betrayed America by allegedly sleeping with his Mexican housekeeper. Then, ten years later, he finally revealed a shocking truth: he fathered a child and told no one about it. Mystery has abounded and questions were raised: who is the kid? While the mother, Mildren Patricia [...]
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8:45 pm
The Sperminator, aka known as Arnold Schwarzenegger, is a nasty man. Yesterday, I thought he was just the latest of political men who cheat on their wives. All routine. He’d cry a bit, the obligatory wife from a wealthy family (ala Hillary Clinton) would have some rage and then forgive [...]
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8:05 pm
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4 Life scholar and former television star Kirk Cameron discusses creation. Scientists have come up with a bizarre theory named ‘The Big Bang” that purports that existence itself was null and void, and then ‘magically’, boom. There was a big explosion and Earth appeared. Scientists believe this happened out of [...]
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4:26 pm
The Seattle Times reports that the evil sinners who will no doubt be “left behind” on Saturday are planning a day of parties and other festivities. Facebook and known online cesspit of sin and inequity has a page called “Post rapture looting” and invites left behind evil doers to “When [...]
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9:31 am
“My belly charged with rippled spasms, jagged waves from an invisible pursed puff of breeze across shallow water.” It was a crisp spring morning in early 1998. Y2K was all the talk around the office and my retirement portfolio was doing well on the speculative swell of internet IPO’s. I [...]
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3:12 am
Women and cars are always a risky mix. Here we see a women is leading police on a wild goose chase.
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3:07 am
Strauss-Kahn is proving why international organizations are no good. We already know this truth from NATO and UN and now we see the IMF is involved as well.
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3:04 am
Prayers to Mississippi as residents are fighting a mighty flood that is swamping through the towns. This early summer’s sporadic weather has resulted in flooding from the mighty Mississippi and many of the smaller rivers that it feeds. Townsfolks have built levies to try to counter the flood, but are [...]
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