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Benny Hinn Wields the Power of God

February 18, 2009 9:46 am2 comments

Behold this video of Benny Hinn laying out all sorts of people with the power of God. Truly, his faith has blessed him with abilities beyond that of a normal man. He is a holy man!

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Westboro Baptist Church Headed to Hampshire, England to Picket Anti-Homophobia Play

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The liberal and sympathetic Westboro Baptist Church is going to England to protest a play that’s about anti-homophobia, all a part of something called the Laramie Project. Here’s a portion of an interview The Telegraph did with Westboro’s Shirley Phelps Roeper: 1) Is this your first picket in the UK? [...]

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Gays Are Probably The Greatest Threat to America

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To listen to audio clips of Senator Buttars, please visit ABC 4. Friends, dark times are upon us as it is quiet obvious that our nation has fallen into judgment. You and I, we’re all sinners in the hands of an angry God as we’re all guilty by proxy. As [...]

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New Scary Facebook Terms of Use Overturned By My Power of Prayer

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Last week millions of people worldwide were horrified when they read the new Facebook terms of use, which looked quite sinister and patently drafted to sell your soul to the Devil. Here’s what the New Facebook Terms of Use looked like, from memory: Lo, mortal creatures, today you hereby grant [...]

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Scary Chinese Woman Goes Insane in Airport, Terrorizes 767 Passengers

February 17, 2009 10:30 pm11 comments

Fearful panic and chaos was the scene at a Hong Kong airport this week, as a typical Chinese woman went into a rage and terrorized airline passengers in a frightening display of unbridled aggression, anger and hate. As you know, only a decade ago, Hong Kong was a very peaceful [...]

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The Devil Helps Snoop Dogg Seduce Fine, Upstanding Woman Named Paris Hilton

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Satan has infected the heart of yet another good suburban Christian girl with the the evils of black hip hop music. In the following video an innocent, upstanding suburban girl named Paris Hilton has been made drunk in the spirit of urban decadence. A rapper by the name of Snoop [...]

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Bristol Palin Talks About Abstinence

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Bristol Palin Talks About Abstinence

Greta Van Susteran puts Bristol Palin, the daughter of Sarah Palin, to task about abstinence and good ol’ conservative values. As you know, Bristol committed premarital relations that marred noble Senator John McCain’s campaign, setting the stage for the atheistic B. Husein Obama to steal the presidency from President Bush. [...]

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Crazy Travis The Chimp Attacks Woman

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Stamord, Connecticut – Shock and awe fill a local community as a once beloved pet and local attraction, named Travis the Chimp, brutally unveiled its savage side and nearly savaged a woman to death. The woman is still in critical condition from the very horrible attacks from the chimpanzee, a [...]

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Sinners In The Hands of An Angry God

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Their foot shall slide in due time. Deuteronomy 32:35 In this verse is threatened the vengeance of God on the wicked unbelieving Israelites, who were God’s visible people, and who lived under the means of grace; but who, notwithstanding all God’s wonderful works towards them, remained (as ver. 28.) void [...]

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Megan Fox Is A Man?

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Megan Fox Is A Man?

The last laugh is on all you immoral sinners who ever fornicated to the thoughts of Megan Fox. Megan Fox had this to say in a confession:

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Dog Walks Like A Human In Latest Evolution Propaganda Video

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You know, this is now going overboard. For the last few weeks we’ve been catching these evolutionist scientists creating a string of propaganda videos, where they are trying to convince people that animals are evolving right before our very eyes. Last week we had the monkey eating an apple, just [...]

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Watch The New Friday the 13th Movie Online 2009 Review

February 16, 2009 8:51 am9 comments
Watch The New Friday the 13th Movie Online 2009 Review

Over the weekend, millions of people nationwide went out to watch the new horror flick Friday the 13th movie, now though many others opt to watch Friday the 13th online now as we speak. Before even getting into reviewing this horrible movie, I’m under the impression that all you parents [...]

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The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

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The Power of God Smites Soundboards At Atheist’s The BJ Radio Show

As many of our readers know, last week the immoral miscreants behind the New York based BJ Radio show decided to encourage their listeners to sin and attack our fine community here at ChristWire. Show host ‘Bizza’ reportedly has a very special meaning behind the “BJ” in BJ Radio show. [...]

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Foolish Venezuela Elects to Allow Chavez to Become A Dictator

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After starting the process of freeing the Earth from a morally-declined Britain in 1776, George Washington had one mandate for all mankind: ‘Thou shalt not allow any more kings’. And it was so. America since then has demanded democracy spread throughout the Earth, and to this day only countries of [...]

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Ornery North Korean Kim Jong Il Has Birthday, Turns 67 Today

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Ornery North Korean Kim Jong Il Has Birthday, Turns 67 Today

photo credit: yeowatzup China – Kim Jon Il, the absolute dictator of a small Chinese province known as North Korea and the sworn enemy to the United States, is celebrating his birthday today. The ornery little dictator is turning 67. Best known for his chique pea-green dictator jump suits and [...]

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