A local woman has come forward in the public spotlight and claims to have 100 orgasms a day. Secular scientists are encouraging her claims, making up a condition called ‘Persistent Sexual Arousal Disorder’ to support these very suspicious claims. Having 100 orgasms a day is unnatural. At most a woman’s [...]

Cultists and believers in things non-scientific are foolishly panicked and scared, as a video emerged on The Sun (British version of MSNBC) that purports to show a real live ghost fouling about a room. Being men of reason and logic, we know this video can be easily debunked. Let’s first [...]

This is an absolutely touching song from Steven Curtis Chapman. Cinderella.

Hello, dear friends. I come to you today with an urgent message of great concern. A message that will strike fear and terror into you hearts! Indeed, this is a message of truth for all parents and all teens and you must take heed to my words. A new movie [...]

This very shocking and alarming story from England should make you want to lock your kids in their rooms this weekend. A 13-year-old child, named Alfie, recently had shocking news for for his parents. No, he didn’t break mom’s vase. No, he didn’t make a C on his last math [...]

Bill Maher, one of the pagan leaders worshiped in the liberal pantheon of punditry, will be back to hosting his show Real Tim with Bill Maher on HBO, starting anew on February 20th. Maher is best known for unfairly attacking moral conservatives, good men such as the fair George W. [...]

Today my heart was filled with great sorrow and I am so very livid, as a clothing store named Hot Topic has infected my baby girl with the evil spirit of emulating a harlot. This all started last weekend, when my precious little girl was visiting home from college asked [...]

The Godless Soviets were busy holding their Miss Atom contest the past week, during which they were selecting a new litter of female international spies who will be tasked with stealing nuclear secrets from fine, upstanding American scientists, agents and moral politicians. This year the Soviets — a cold, atheistic [...]

As every good American who voted for McCain understands, President B. Hussein Obama is a very dangerous man who does not understand the concept of fiscal responsibility or a balanced budget and wants to spend trillions of your tax money on a bogus stimulus package. Truly, as Barack Obama sits [...]

As many of you are well aware, today is the 200th birthday celebration of one of the most evil, perverse men in history; Charles Darwin. Truly, each year February 12 brings tidings of glory to the dark hearts of liberals who celebrate this man who is the father and author [...]

Yesterday famed Hollywood actress Salma Hayek, known for being pleasant and a philanthropist, decided to help bring humanitarian aid to a young child from Sierra Leone in quite interesting fashion. Always wanting a boy, Salma Hayek was filmed on video breastfeeding a starving African boy.

More scary news from the very far, far away atheistic People’s Republic of China, this time as scattered reports from brave Chinese converts reveal that China has created Deathvan bus technology. Chinese deathvan preparing to savage and murder innocent people accused of being criminals. These rolling, morbid monstrosities of terror [...]

Last night on David Letterman, Hollywood actor Joaquin Phoenix made an appearance. Phoenix’s name has been in the headlines of late as the actor announced an early retirement, a retirement which many industry insiders thought awkward and a farce. Looking at this very painful and odd clip, however, makes you [...]

As you know, Japan is currently a hotzone nation, that is a region where the people are full of promise but lack the light to show them the way to morality. There is a battle between good and evil for the minds within Japan. During my last mission trip to [...]

photo credit: d.rex The presidency of Democrat president Barack Obama is already having disastrous effects on the American economy and US auto industry. For the first time in history, the Chinese have surpassed America in auto sales. How is it that the land of Manifest Destiny, the land that invented [...]