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    Lincolnshire Man Claims to See UFO

    by Dan Nordgren - View all comments

    Secularists continue to try to advance the thought that we’re not alone in the universe, a Lincolnshire man this time advancing the plot. This rural man says he saw a UFO a’flyin’ over some windfields. This is obviously farce.

    Couple That Met on Internet Gets Married at Taco Bell

    by Amber - View all comments

    The sanctity of marriage continues to take a dive, as the advent of the internet had emboldened random strangers to meet up and get married. One of the most recent couples to partake in this strange form of union are in the following video. Instead of planning a traditional wedding, they were married in the fast-food place Taco Bell.

    Tim Tebrow Thanking Jesus After Winning Championship Game

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    As mentioend last week, the Oklahoma Sooners never stood a chance against the Florida Gators because of the awesomness of Tim Tebrow. During the championship game, this man child of two Christian missionaries neatly painted John 3:16 on his face and proceeded to deliver a peaceful whipping to the Sooners. Here is a video of Tebrow giving thanks to Jesus.

    Ben Bernanke Supports Obama’s Stimulus Package

    by Chuck Reagan - View all comments

    In an unprecedented act of Judasery, Federal Reserve head Benjamin Bernanke has abandoned Reaganomics and is praising Obama’s plan for giving everyone an economic stimulus. Bernanke expressed confidence that Obama’s plan, along with the Democrat ruled Congress, will help relieve American of its economic burden.

    Science Has Invented an Artificially Intelligent Real Touch Robot Vagina

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    The Item: RealTouch Cyberdildonic Device Science has finally done the unthinkable and created the prototype for the unimaginable act of robot sex.  Yes, friends, the natural end result of allowing the homogay agenda and beyond is finally reaching its natural progression; human beings ‘procreating’ with machines. This abomination to life is called the ‘Sasha Grey’ or something along those lines. According to its creators (RealTouch), this technological monstrosity is technically called a cyberdildonics device. Yes, these people are totally making up […]

    Teen Petric Convicted Of Halo 3 Inspired Matricide

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    In conclusion to a very sad and disturbing case, a young man by the name of Daniel Petric who shot and killed his mother –over a dispire involving Halo 3– was convicted today of aggravated murder, attempted aggravated murder (of his father) and other charges. The kid also tried to frame his father for the murder by placing the gun in his hand. The dispute in the Petric household started when the parents discovered the their son Daniel had purchased […]

    Second Life Two Hookers Want to Prostitute Your Kids!

    by Amber - View all comments

    As every good member here at the CW.org knows, video games are inherently dangerous. After hearing Pastor Jack dynamically speak last week about the Dangers of Video Games, my spouse and I immediately went home and investigated the video game stashes of our teenage sons. What we found confirmed the worst of our fears. First, for the people reading who do not get to regularly watch Pastor Jack or catch his speaking engagements should know that modern video games encourage […]

    Saudi Cleric Places Fatwa on Mickey Mouse

    by Karen Gray - View all comments

    photo credit: fujikinoko In American culture, one of the most beloved icons and examples of innocence is that of Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse has traditionally represented family, wholesome unity and morality –and as such– is always under attack, what with Godless liberals trying to undermine his and Disney’s ethics with their society-destroying agenda. So as no surprise a Saudi Muslim executive leader has allegedly placed an official Fatwa on Mickey Mouse. Fatwa means he literally wants “to wipe off the […]

    John 3:16 and Tim Tebrow (Photos) Power Gators Victory Over Sooners 24-14

    by Chuck Reagan - View all comments

    John 3:16 – For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Tim Tebrow. Florida Gators. BCS Championship Series. The Bible. What do these all have in common? Victory. As every proper American male likely witnessed tonight, the Florida Gators defeated the Oklahoma Sooners 28 – 14 to win the BCS Championship. Tim Tebrow’s trademark devotion to John 3:16 was at the forefront of […]

    Nintendo Wii Infects Kid With Strange Spirit

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to be desired. There used to be a game called Spiritual Warfare for the regular Nintendo. You can still find this game on Amazon.com or Ebay.com. If you want gaming for […]

    Lebanon Joins Palestine In Demolishing Defenseless Israel with Rocket Barrage

    by Karen Gray - View all comments

    Heartbreak today as Israel suffers more attacks, this time at the hands of a unified assault at the hands of Lebanon and Palestine. Lebanese terrorists started the day by firing and raining down an almost endless barrage of rockets on defenseless towns in Northern Israel. These unprovoked rocket attacks ripped through many places, including a nursing home filled with sweet yet feeble grandmothers who were scared out of their wits. In total, the devastating blast affected 25 innocent elderly people […]

    Holy Top 7 – Godless Foreign Japanese Television Game Shows and Indecent Acts

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Dapper young defender of truth educates the Masses It’s a well known fact that due to their pagan ways and heathen rituals, the lesser cultures of foreigners are typically maligned and the source for much suffering on our Earth. With everything from cannibalism to dancing naked under the moon, it’s not uncommon to encounter entire civilizations who’ve lost any semblance of decency, humanity, or morality when doing missionary work, particularly in the Africas, Asia and East Europe. Today’s focus will […]

    Skanks in NYC – The Liskula Cohen vs Google Case

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Many of you at work and home today may have heard something about the ‘Skanks in NYC’ case, where the very pretty former vogue model Liskula Cohen is challenging Google to release the name of a blogger, a blogger whose fingers were inspired to launch some pretty hurtful words to the fashion model. According to various reports, the blogger allegedly called Liskula Cohen an “old hag”, a ‘skank, and quite sadly a ‘ho’. Such words leaves one to wonder if […]

    Naked Clown Calendars Are NOT Holy

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    Dear Friends of the Faith of ChristWire, our world falls deeper in peril as now the clown community –once the one stable element of shows featuring curs-ed carnies– are making naked calendars and have apparently joined the liberal school of thought. Yes, they are still donning the white paint and red noses, but now leaving nothing else on their bodies in these calendars. No yellow jump-suits. No big red shoes. Just as naked as Adam and Eve when man was […]

    Today Show Refuses To Interview Beautiful Ann Coulter, ‘Banned for Life’ from NBC

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    Today Show executives scared by Ann’s gentle yet striking beauty and peaceful word of truth. Today heaven’s gentle gift to the media world, Ann Coulter, was viciously told she was banned from life from NBC and specifically, the Today Show. Coulter found out about this painful news before she was to discuss her new book, “Guilty!”, a very family friend work that tells about the dangers of the no good liberal anti-christ President-elect B. Hussein Obama, whose not a US […]