As mentioned earlier today, the ravenous left and friends are trying to convince everyone that Team Sarah is comprised if ugly, bigoted devil women who don’t appreciate equality and progress. As evidenced by teh beautiful actress Janine Turner, such cannot be any more far removed from the truth. According to various reports, Miss Janine Turner is the newest addition to Team Sarah. Go team, go!
Even though Sarah Palin messed up John McCain’s presidency chance due to a few personal faults, like the good women who built up TeamSarah.org everyone naturally realizes we’ll need a strong, brilliant conservative like herself to lead the nation after Obama tries to turn us into a secular communist state, much like 80s Russia. As history has taught us, such empires always surely fall. And just as President Reagan and Pope John Paul II stood victorious over a fallen Kremlin, […]
As has been the truth since Eve gave birth to the first child, kids have a natural love for music. Though as we know from genres such as The Gangster Rap and Rock n’ Roll music can be evil and hide satanic incantations, there is also some good music out there that your kids can enjoy. While there is always the good mainstream stuff like Big Daddy Weave and Jars of Clay for the younger folks, my kids like something […]
There is a new form of substance abuse that’s known in the vernacular as ‘Robotripping’. It is a very dangerous practice where teens are taking a very high dose of various cough medicines in order to induce a state of intoxication by the drugs. While some stores are now monitoring teen’s buying practices, parents must remain concerned and keep a look out for warning signs.
Secularists continue to try to advance the thought that we’re not alone in the universe, a Lincolnshire man this time advancing the plot. This rural man says he saw a UFO a’flyin’ over some windfields. This is obviously farce.
The sanctity of marriage continues to take a dive, as the advent of the internet had emboldened random strangers to meet up and get married. One of the most recent couples to partake in this strange form of union are in the following video. Instead of planning a traditional wedding, they were married in the fast-food place Taco Bell.
As mentioend last week, the Oklahoma Sooners never stood a chance against the Florida Gators because of the awesomness of Tim Tebrow. During the championship game, this man child of two Christian missionaries neatly painted John 3:16 on his face and proceeded to deliver a peaceful whipping to the Sooners. Here is a video of Tebrow giving thanks to Jesus.
In an unprecedented act of Judasery, Federal Reserve head Benjamin Bernanke has abandoned Reaganomics and is praising Obama’s plan for giving everyone an economic stimulus. Bernanke expressed confidence that Obama’s plan, along with the Democrat ruled Congress, will help relieve American of its economic burden.
The Item: RealTouch Cyberdildonic Device Science has finally done the unthinkable and created the prototype for the unimaginable act of robot sex. Yes, friends, the natural end result of allowing the homogay agenda and beyond is finally reaching its natural progression; human beings ‘procreating’ with machines. This abomination to life is called the ‘Sasha Grey’ or something along those lines. According to its creators (RealTouch), this technological monstrosity is technically called a cyberdildonics device. Yes, these people are totally making up […]
In conclusion to a very sad and disturbing case, a young man by the name of Daniel Petric who shot and killed his mother –over a dispire involving Halo 3– was convicted today of aggravated murder, attempted aggravated murder (of his father) and other charges. The kid also tried to frame his father for the murder by placing the gun in his hand. The dispute in the Petric household started when the parents discovered the their son Daniel had purchased […]
As every good member here at the CW.org knows, video games are inherently dangerous. After hearing Pastor Jack dynamically speak last week about the Dangers of Video Games, my spouse and I immediately went home and investigated the video game stashes of our teenage sons. What we found confirmed the worst of our fears. First, for the people reading who do not get to regularly watch Pastor Jack or catch his speaking engagements should know that modern video games encourage […]
photo credit: fujikinoko In American culture, one of the most beloved icons and examples of innocence is that of Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse has traditionally represented family, wholesome unity and morality –and as such– is always under attack, what with Godless liberals trying to undermine his and Disney’s ethics with their society-destroying agenda. So as no surprise a Saudi Muslim executive leader has allegedly placed an official Fatwa on Mickey Mouse. Fatwa means he literally wants “to wipe off the […]
John 3:16 – For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Tim Tebrow. Florida Gators. BCS Championship Series. The Bible. What do these all have in common? Victory. As every proper American male likely witnessed tonight, the Florida Gators defeated the Oklahoma Sooners 28 – 14 to win the BCS Championship. Tim Tebrow’s trademark devotion to John 3:16 was at the forefront of […]
One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to be desired. There used to be a game called Spiritual Warfare for the regular Nintendo. You can still find this game on Amazon.com or Ebay.com. If you want gaming for […]
Heartbreak today as Israel suffers more attacks, this time at the hands of a unified assault at the hands of Lebanon and Palestine. Lebanese terrorists started the day by firing and raining down an almost endless barrage of rockets on defenseless towns in Northern Israel. These unprovoked rocket attacks ripped through many places, including a nursing home filled with sweet yet feeble grandmothers who were scared out of their wits. In total, the devastating blast affected 25 innocent elderly people […]