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    Teen Petric Convicted Of Halo 3 Inspired Matricide

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    In conclusion to a very sad and disturbing case, a young man by the name of Daniel Petric who shot and killed his mother –over a dispire involving Halo 3– was convicted today of aggravated murder, attempted aggravated murder (of his father) and other charges. The kid also tried to frame his father for the murder by placing the gun in his hand. The dispute in the Petric household started when the parents discovered the their son Daniel had purchased […]

    Second Life Two Hookers Want to Prostitute Your Kids!

    by Amber - View all comments

    As every good member here at the CW.org knows, video games are inherently dangerous. After hearing Pastor Jack dynamically speak last week about the Dangers of Video Games, my spouse and I immediately went home and investigated the video game stashes of our teenage sons. What we found confirmed the worst of our fears. First, for the people reading who do not get to regularly watch Pastor Jack or catch his speaking engagements should know that modern video games encourage […]

    Saudi Cleric Places Fatwa on Mickey Mouse

    by Karen Gray - View all comments

    photo credit: fujikinoko In American culture, one of the most beloved icons and examples of innocence is that of Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse has traditionally represented family, wholesome unity and morality –and as such– is always under attack, what with Godless liberals trying to undermine his and Disney’s ethics with their society-destroying agenda. So as no surprise a Saudi Muslim executive leader has allegedly placed an official Fatwa on Mickey Mouse. Fatwa means he literally wants “to wipe off the […]

    John 3:16 and Tim Tebrow (Photos) Power Gators Victory Over Sooners 24-14

    by Chuck Reagan - View all comments

    John 3:16 – For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Tim Tebrow. Florida Gators. BCS Championship Series. The Bible. What do these all have in common? Victory. As every proper American male likely witnessed tonight, the Florida Gators defeated the Oklahoma Sooners 28 – 14 to win the BCS Championship. Tim Tebrow’s trademark devotion to John 3:16 was at the forefront of […]

    Nintendo Wii Infects Kid With Strange Spirit

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    One of the most common vices modern parents use to entertain their kids is that of the video gaming system. While it is important to keep the hands of your children from being idle, as idle hands find mischief, the rampant realistic violence in modern gaming systems leaves much to be desired. There used to be a game called Spiritual Warfare for the regular Nintendo. You can still find this game on Amazon.com or Ebay.com. If you want gaming for […]

    Lebanon Joins Palestine In Demolishing Defenseless Israel with Rocket Barrage

    by Karen Gray - View all comments

    Heartbreak today as Israel suffers more attacks, this time at the hands of a unified assault at the hands of Lebanon and Palestine. Lebanese terrorists started the day by firing and raining down an almost endless barrage of rockets on defenseless towns in Northern Israel. These unprovoked rocket attacks ripped through many places, including a nursing home filled with sweet yet feeble grandmothers who were scared out of their wits. In total, the devastating blast affected 25 innocent elderly people […]

    Holy Top 7 – Godless Foreign Japanese Television Game Shows and Indecent Acts

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Dapper young defender of truth educates the Masses It’s a well known fact that due to their pagan ways and heathen rituals, the lesser cultures of foreigners are typically maligned and the source for much suffering on our Earth. With everything from cannibalism to dancing naked under the moon, it’s not uncommon to encounter entire civilizations who’ve lost any semblance of decency, humanity, or morality when doing missionary work, particularly in the Africas, Asia and East Europe. Today’s focus will […]

    Skanks in NYC – The Liskula Cohen vs Google Case

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Many of you at work and home today may have heard something about the ‘Skanks in NYC’ case, where the very pretty former vogue model Liskula Cohen is challenging Google to release the name of a blogger, a blogger whose fingers were inspired to launch some pretty hurtful words to the fashion model. According to various reports, the blogger allegedly called Liskula Cohen an “old hag”, a ‘skank, and quite sadly a ‘ho’. Such words leaves one to wonder if […]

    Naked Clown Calendars Are NOT Holy

    by Adam Nelson - View all comments

    Dear Friends of the Faith of ChristWire, our world falls deeper in peril as now the clown community –once the one stable element of shows featuring curs-ed carnies– are making naked calendars and have apparently joined the liberal school of thought. Yes, they are still donning the white paint and red noses, but now leaving nothing else on their bodies in these calendars. No yellow jump-suits. No big red shoes. Just as naked as Adam and Eve when man was […]

    Today Show Refuses To Interview Beautiful Ann Coulter, ‘Banned for Life’ from NBC

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    Today Show executives scared by Ann’s gentle yet striking beauty and peaceful word of truth. Today heaven’s gentle gift to the media world, Ann Coulter, was viciously told she was banned from life from NBC and specifically, the Today Show. Coulter found out about this painful news before she was to discuss her new book, “Guilty!”, a very family friend work that tells about the dangers of the no good liberal anti-christ President-elect B. Hussein Obama, whose not a US […]

    Exposing The Lies of Evolution – Natural Selection vs. God’s Creation

    by Pat Heinkel - View all comments

    One of the most breathtaking aspects of life on Earth is the wonderful diversity we see within the flora and fauna of our biosphere that was crafted by the hands of God in six days. Now those who do not subscribe to Creationism scoff at the idea of a universal creator, a creator who defies the uncertainties of Heisenberg in knowing the ins, outs and wheres of everything thing that exists and does not exist. These faithless people will try […]

    Warning: Explicit Content, Barack Obama Doing Porn in Hawaii

    President-elect Barack Obama Does Hawaiian Porn Photo Shoot To Win Support

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Weeks before starting his dark rise once taking office, ‘President-elect’ Barack Hussein Obama is already showing a glaring lack of morals and decency in trying to win support from the public. As we know, one of the most dangerous sins that can trap mankind is that of pornography. Pornography is drugs for the mind. Those who regularly view pornographic material have their mind altered and clouded by a spirit of lust, which is very hard to remove. Knowing this, it […]

    Ann Coulter - Sculpted By The Hands of the Almighty

    Ann Coulter Is A Brilliant, Handsome Woman I Wish Would Marry Me

    by Quoc T. - View all comments

    With the skin like porcelain, yet so warm and supple, and mind so enlightened it could guide a ship home in the roughest tempest-tossed sea, it is shock that the angelic God-send Ann Coulter does not have long line of men begging to be hers in holy matrimony. A man would be lucky to have the so soft, delicate flower hands of Ann Coulter holding his when walking down aisle to get married and happily have kids together in bright […]

    Heathens Against Holiness Alliance- High-Street.org

    by Jack Gould - View all comments

    Today I received a very urgent message from good steward of the faith the “Runnin’ Reveran’” Reverend TJ Hawkins who’s currently on assignment in the Midwest. He alerted me to a very disturbing den of debauchery which you may find at High-street.org. Perusing their kingdom, dear readers, is akin to hopping a DeLorean and witnessing the children of Israel in a full out orgy of unbridled fun when they should have instead been worshipping their saviour for taking them out […]

    Iran Hates Peace, Wants To To Nuke Your Freedom and Children

    by Joe P. Reagan - View all comments

    Reagan’s Moral Minute Joe P. Reagan on Terrorists: Email Me Dear friends, have you ever stopped to think about how blessed we are to live in an advanced culture with a foundation built upon Christian principles?  It’s truly amazing. Just consider the internet.  Powered by technological wonder and mystery, it uses electrons to control the flow of information through a series of interconnected tubes to tie our lives together on a global scale, all while we sit, reading, at work […]