Washington, DC (ChristWire) – As America mourns the loss of life following the naval gunyard shooting in Washington, it is time to take action on violent video games. Aaron Alexis, the accused gunman in the naval mass shooting, was allegedly addicted to violent video games. It seems that every time there is a terrible shooting in America, violent video games are to blame. With graphic imagery that confuses the mind with realistic 3D graphics and commanding hours of detailed attention, […]
A talented photoshop artist named Danny Evans gives us a look at what some famous celebrities would look like if they weren’t rich and famous, with billions to spend on photoshop and videoshop. It especially looks like Kanye and Kim are enjoying the fried chicken specials at Church’s.
ComputerWorld is reporting that search giant Google.com has the ability to scout and record every password on Earth. The article reveals that since Android 2.2, every smartphone and tablet makes a backup recording of data -including WiFi passwords – that could be recorded by Google. While the search giant is not suspected of attaining such information, concerns from web and privacy activists stem from recent government sanctions upon social sites such as Facebook, Twitter, Microsoft, Yahoo! and Google. The internet giants […]
A creepy clown is spooking residents of Northampton, UK. Locals report that the clown is standing behind fence posts and at street corners, even peering from behind trees and staring at folks with nothing but a creepy smile and bizarre hand gestures. “He kept rubbing his shanks and smiling at me, slowly wobbling his head to and from like a drunken teletubby,” local Evoria Vanderrose laments. “My daughter cried and we hurried away on foot, and he just kept on […]
It is easy to be strong of faith when everything is going your way. When your body is healthy, your finances are strong and your day-to-day plans go unperturbed, you find yourself in a state of happiness as should be. But when you face challenges in life, when you must stand strong to overcome something or accept that there are some things in life you do not like but cannot change, what do you do? Do you stand defeated. To […]
Dearest Comrades, I come to you in all seriousness with the very real threat of one of the most violent and realistic gang-training simulation of all time; Grand Theft Auto 5. All me to give you some insight of how dangerous this game is to not only your young children but to your teens and ‘mature’ teens. The games have always had Gang related themes throughout the series and franchise. This time the game theme is training your kids and […]
More Obama-era tyranny has ravaged another American past-time: NFL football. Female fans who want to go watch a game this year are in for a big shock: body scanners and purse bans. The Obama Administration has coerced the NFL to ‘tighten up’ security measures against potential terrorists who would use the venue of an NFL game to make a demonstration and bring tragedy to one of America’s favorite games. Due to this, the NFL was forced to not only make […]
Two firm, fit athletes from Russia kiss to defy Vladimir Putin’s new anti-American gay laws. Moscow, Russia – For years I have warned the world that “Russia” is just a sham and that the true Soviet Union, bereft of equality for all, still lies beneath. After the last American decade, where our great country has brought freedom to Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt and other lesser countries, the world has balked at us and put us under the microscope. Instead of recognizing […]
Behold the power of God! Wammo! Here we see God is nuking Mount Mordor outside Fukushima, because within a fiery volcano Satan is using all the Fukushima nuclear reactant runoff to splice DNA and create evolved genetic abominations! Here in this evidence you can see Satan has evolved a winged Godzilla lizard! Look at the vile beast bay its hay skyward and shriek in defiance to God! There were no creatures like this on Noah’s ark so that means that […]
Dearest Comrades, Let me be the first to point out to you all that the Pokémon games have tempted and cheated your sons and daughters into tricking your eyes that they are noble and dedicated Christians! They have been lying and cheating you into thinking that they are well behaved little school children and obedient offspring to do chores and homework when they’re told to. It’s all a bunch of lies and deceptions! The years have come and gone with […]
Chinese man tries to sneak on plane with pet turtle disguised as cheeseburger One resourceful man from China tried to sneak his pet turtle through customs by hiding the creature in a hamburger container. The man slapped two slices of bread, lettus, tomato and special sauce on the turtle, trying to fully hide its identity the South China Morning Post reports. The backstory here starts in the terminal for a China Southern Airline. A man wanted to sneak his pet […]
Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Atheists worldwide tremble in fear tonight, because archaeologists have found the cross of Jesus. Everyone from Richard Dawkins to Neil DeGrasse Tyson must now sleep with one eye open, as they lay scared in the dark that Satan may be lurking in the shadows, salivating for their non-repentant souls.
Sin-shooter, neighbor-of-anus, the slurping salmon. Call it what you will, but somewhere in Germany a mother popped out a 13.47 pound baby, vaginally. Shocked Asian doctor to the right cannot even calculate how this baby was able to pop out. In a headline that can only come from post-nuclear Chernobyl or a random village in eastern Germany (which this does), a German baby named Jasleen has taken the title of the world’s heaviest baby. Being a tough German woman who […]
Queen Elizabeth Delivers World War III Speech, Declares War on “Irreverant, Infant Nations, Especially America”by Scott Grunhard - View all comments
London, England – In a shocking display of long-forgotten regal fury, the Queen of England perched herself upon her throne and declared war upon the entire world. Calling it her “World War III” speech, the Queen of England has vowed to restore the British Empire to its former glory and to fully punish the United States for being a ‘whiny little brat in the food court, dirty chocolate-filled fingers clamoring with greed for more, more, more!’ Before getting into the […]
Trumann, Arkansas – A terrifying, impromptu savaging carried out by a dog is being hailed as a victory by a rag-tag troupe of lesbians in Arkansas. Poinsett County reports a Trumann man woke up early Monday morning to find his new Bichon pet dog was eating one of his testicles. The man was paralyzed from the waist down and confirmed to police he was sleeping when the incident took place. According to reports, around 7:45 on Monday the man awoke […]