By Rev. Billy Ray Sunday Special to chrisTwire <chrisTwire> The founding of the United States of America was deeply rooted in scripture and Christian fundamentals. The basic principals taught by Christ became the foundation and structure for two of America’s most sacred transcripts, the US Constitution and the Bill of [...]

My fellow comrades: I have come across some dazzling new information about the X and Y Pokemon games and what they contain. They contain vile homogay creatures that will teach our children and teens that homosexuality is OK! It is not OK with me and my church! These X and [...]

Hello everyone.  I’m new to the Christwire Flock.  My name is Milton Freewater, Jr, and I am a Youth Minister with one of Christwire’s satellite churches.  I haven’t really read this website much because I was just recently hired on.  I hope we can all enjoy some great discussions of [...]

In an truly wonderful act of kindness, Beyonce Knowles has admitted to ruining the Super bowl halftime show, and her managers have requested the Internet to remove all images of her performance. I applauded the fact that they acknowledged her dreadful performance, and only wish that Madonna’s managers would have [...]

A few weeks ago, a bakery in a suburb of Portland, Or called Gresham, garnered National News attention. It wasn’t due to the fact that they make cakes baked with the love of Jesus in every one of them, but because they exercised their legal right to refuse service to [...]

The American psyche is the latest victim of the amorphous super collective known only as “Anonymous.” In a brute display of force, this terrorist organization hacked into the mainframe of the Superdome and proceeded to turn off the juice. Players and fans alike stand terrified in absolute darkness, waiting to be [...]

We here at Christwire have been fighting against racial profiling for years, but it still exists. Below, I will point out the “Danger Factors” of each Sand Sniffer, including a color code for the “simpler” users to understand. Going from 5 to 1 here, but they are all just important [...]

Today, Flags will be flown at half-mast. It is a day that will live in infamy. Horrible crimes have been commited all across America, yet none stands out more clearly than the fact that our “President” is a cold-blooded murderer. That’s right, “President” Barrack Obama has gone into a tribal [...]

Women of America, brace yourselves for epic disappointment. There’s a new scourge upon the land and it’s going to leave you high and dry , or maybe  hot and bothered beyond belief. Sexual frustration has a new name and it has arrived on the scene as “Legalized Marijuana”. Ladies, start [...]

Exactly a year ago I told you people that Australia was an evil god forsaken place. You doubted me. Do you doubt me now? God has smited them with fire, hurricanes and now sea foam. SEA FOAM! If that isn’t God smiting you then I don’t know what is! Of [...]

Obama violates constitution, this time he has been caught red-handed appointing people blocked by the Senate.

Look at the head of Barack Obama.  For years now I have told you he is a natural born Kenyan and you tried to call me a ‘birther’.  Only days after Beyonce lip synced the national anthem and heralded the reinauguration of this fake birth certificate man, we see the Lord of [...]

(chrisTwire)—Today is Martin Luther King Day. The only holiday honoring a single American. The media goes into a frenzy praising a man who was legally named Michael King and was a plagiarist, communist, solicitor of prostitutes, and physical abuser. One thing is for sure, getting shot does not make you [...]

As we draw closer to the illegal inauguration of the Foreign Autocrat, colloquially known as King Obama the First, it doesn’t take a successful businessman to realize that America is in dire straits. Patriots anxiously refresh Drudgereport, clinging to their guns and religion as Obama’s New Black Panthers fan out [...]

My Comrades: I’m here to report that a recent release of new pokemon games by Nintendo Studios has all of the fans of the popular game series in an uproar! Nintendo Studios has released the new pokemon games X, Y, and Rainbow coming the late fall of 2013. Parents, this [...]