The tragic aftermath of Asiana Flight 214 is still under FAA investigation. While data from the plane’s black box itself will apparently take months or years to analyze, raw footage exists of the crash. An amateur video details the crushing moment when the plane seems to hit a seawall and lands out of control. Two young women from China have been reported as casualties. Many other have suffered various degrees of injury.
Today I spit with disgust upon this filthy new creation of the bronies! They call it the perverted shnocker warmer and as you can see they put a big place to waggle themselves right in the back! This is sick and you can see the bronie in this picture using a pink fork to eat his cake, to build up his strength to ride the pony.
One of Hollywood’s greatest mysteries is that of Jennifer Aniston, why is she still single and not wifed up? It seems like any man in his right mind would hop at the chance to start a family with this women, unless behind closed door she turns into a Kryptonian snarebeast.
There is not much to say here, besides the picture to the left is a very beautiful woman drinking from a straw. To the right we have the end result of the same woman becoming addicted to an image perpetuated by media, that perfection is not your natural state. She became addicted to plastic surgery to the point that she injected her face with cooking oil. Eventually the swelling went down:
George Zimmerman is a troll. Plain and simple. After watching the trial of Zimmerman this week, it has become abundantly clear that the man basically lured Trayvon Martin into a confrontation, then happily and readily fired his loaded gun into the teenager’s chest to murder him in cold blood. At this point, the pity-party for Zimmerman may try to play on the heartchords and strum their song in a sad, pitiful minor progression. Somehow, we are to believe that a man […]
My Dearest Comrades, I don’t think I need to point this out to you but little miss Hana Montana has grown up and she would’ve turned out just fine and into a wonderful young lady if she hadn’t made friends those black folk in Hollywood. They used their colored female wives and girlfriends to teach her how to “Twerk” at a local club. While she ‘twerked’ The colored rappers like Snoop Lion through money at her like she was a […]
As a recent college graduate, I cannot stress how frustrating it is to see the receipt above. Not that being plied with loan upon loans to get a degree in poli sci is a tough enough pill to swallow, but now that I am taking a year off school due to a brief illness I am getting the worst of life. I still work hard every day, but not in any special job. To have a good paying job these days, you […]
Last weekend my grandson Jimmy James asked if I wanted to go to the movies with him. Typically his choices in movies are not the same as mine. But I decided I would go since he was going with a few other members of the Churches Youth Group. The movie they were going to watch was called ‘This Is The End’. The movie is about these young Hollywood types that I don’t know anything about. These horrible movie star kids […]
The always feisty, bold and brash George Takei is refusing to power bottom for anyone, taking so far today that he has omitted “Under God” from the pledge of allegiance. Citing that he prefers to be on top, George Takei bellowed the Pledge of Allegiance in rich, confident timbre on MBNBC’s The Ed Show this Saturday. When he got to the part where he is supposed to say, “Under God”, he refused, instead skipping over it and then smugly saying, “Oh, My” as a […]
Christian Movie Review with Reverend Clyde H. Higgins Movie: The Lone Ranger (2013) Disney’s The Lone Ranger is flopping at the box office and pagan magic is the exact reason why. When hearing that the Lone Ranger was hitting the big screens, I was very excited. When hearing that Disney was behind the film, I expected all the excitement and adventure of a Pirates of the Caribbean film minced with the new-age technology we have seen in the new Marvel […]
Here is a wedding photograph of young Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham-Clinton. Hillary’s smirk says pretty much all we need to know about her attitude, but even back then we can discern that slick Bill has the libido of Quagmire from Family Guy. Men with beef chins and hairlines that tend to not recede truly do seem to have a gene that requires them to stick and prod every thing that moves, no matter if they are married or not. […]
As America recovers from another Fourth of July celebration, the Fourth of July accident report this year is well-varied and of course not inclusive. Some of the more prominent stories circulating in media headlines: HOLIDAY HORROR: 28 injured at CA fireworks show… Platform tipped over, shells fired into crowd… VIDEO… Child shot in head while walking with father… Woman’s Foot Severed While Watching Illegal Fireworks… Man driving float runs over son at OK parade… Boy dies after falling off float… […]
Yelp has invented a new technology called “Wordmap” that allows you to track down or avoid anything you want in a city. By simply clicking on a phrase, a heatmap glows red showing the hotspots for where those particular individuals are hanging out. The tech will purportedly grow to include all cities. While this technology is assuredly a nightmare in the hands of people like Paula Deen, others have already put it to its most important use: finding the hotspots and […]
“My suggestion for 4th of July… Pick out a hot guy & just start making out w him USA! USA! USA!” – Kathy Griffin Kathy Griffin was out on Zuma Beach today, making out with random men and trying to make them do sinful things to her post menopausal body. Kathy Griffin is using the old cougar bait, telling men they can have their jollies with her and not worry about having babies. There is no confirmed report yet of […]
New York, New York - A new study indicates the caramel coloring used in Pepsi contains a high level of carcinogen. Carcinogens lead to cancer. Pepsi has stated that the formula for the drink will change. The investigation into Pepsi and Coca-Cola Co. started last year after a California law was passed that mandated soft drinks with a certain level of carcinogen be labeled with a cancer warning label. The specific chemical in question is 4-methylimidazole. 4-Mel, as it is caused, […]