Irate military personnel being forced to eat salad and drink water, as a iron-browed Michelle Obama watches them eat new food she dictates they must eat. In the latest affront to decency, the Obama have launched a full out assault upon the American military. Hiding her agenda under the guise of ‘public health’, Michelle Obama today lauded the US military for being ‘fat, overweight and overfed’. The First Lady said effective immediately, all military personnel were not to enjoy a [...]
Shreveport, LA – The local black people of Shreveport, Louisiana, are in mourning today after the oldest KFC east of the Mississippi closed its doors for good. Known as the “Lucky Clucky” by locals, the KFC on Martin Luther King Jr. BLVD was a favorite stop for families after long church services on Sundays and before heading to the dime casino on Saturdays. Local man Antoine Jenkins reported, “They ain’t none other KFC like this. They got the skin [...]
Now this is what I like to see. Every time I see a rude, ignorant, unholy, sinful or obscene post from a emosexual on christwire or my facebook page (www.facebook.com/susanbxenu) I wonder where are the parents? Sometimes I do my part. I have looked at the kids page and copied their mean messages to their parents or what not. But it seems no matter how much I do, it is never enough to stop the tide of evil emosexuals in [...]
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A heartwarming scene where a news anchor, Kyle Dyer, bent down to pet a rescue dog that the firefighter pictured had saved turned to absolute chaos when the dog was possessed to bite the news anchor in the face. Michael Robinson, pictured between Dyer and the firefighter, could only helplessly look on as his newly adopted pet was coerced to turn and snap by the unction of trauma and dark forces. The scene above is gruesome and horrible, but we must remember [...]
The classic scenes of beach-goers tossing a Frisbee on a lazy day in Malibu and Santa Monica is now done and a thing of the past. LA County officials have now made it a criminal offense to toss a frisbee or football on any beach. Los Angeles county has pretty much destroyed the fun, freedom and carelessness that goes with a lazy day at the beach. In one fell swoop of some absent minded official, LA County has officially banned [...]
As many of you know, I do a weekly Bus Mission where I board an unsuspecting Bus and shower the riders with the love of God (Probably the only shower most of them have had in a long time). This week, I had to travel to NYC for business and was unsure if I could continue my mission trip there as well. God spoke to me and told me that it was even more crucial in NYC than it [...]
My limbs shudder at the grim realization that our great Christian country founded on decent moral principles and Christ-like integrity has been corrupted into a society where young teenaged boys and girls watch programming about groups of illegal Italian immigrant gang members run roughshed up and down the historic Jersey Shore. A society where Satan-worshiping Rock ‘N Roll icons like Adam Levine from the Maroon 5 (the “5″ referring to the fifth level of hell in which Levine confesses to reside) can prance around stage in tight pants and turn straight young men into gays.
Well sinners your time is short. You will be judged by your own works in life. What does the Book of Life say about your time here on earth? Your deeds will determine your fate. Have you been good Christians? Or are you a Jack-Christian, otherwise commonly known as Easter & Christmas Christians? The Jack-Christian can be recognized because he’ll or she’ll be a complete stranger to you.
As we Christians celebrated the faith of Tim Tebow’s faith and reverence to God, atheists were jealous. They hated every time someone took a picture of “Tebowing” because even though it was just having some good sports fun, it represented something that atheists hate in America. Faith. Prayer. Christianity. Tebowing was a fun thing everyone could enjoy. Sportscasters, students and fans nationwide made a ‘meme’ of Tebowing, taking pictures of themselves taking a knee before God. Well, atheists, you don’t [...]
California has made God angry with the new Proposition 8 ruling! Be warned, God’s anger is stewed like a spicy gumbo and he’s ready to serve it fresh! Sin-marinated intestines shall burn with a heated futy! FOR IT IS WRITTEN, YOU SODOMY LOBBYISTS WHO HAVE SOLD US OUT! “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon [...]
Is your family prepared for the approaching holocaust?
College women continue to find new ways to threaten the academic future of your son with sex. Sodom raves, vajazzling, ‘devil’s cup’ blindfold parties and throbbing gristle are only a tiny fraction of the latest threats to young men in college. At an alarming rate, female coeds are wielding their private regions in unabashed terror-seducing techniques to tempt young men into sex. But finally, there is a pill that can help your son in his goal to become successful [...]
Friends, I don’t want to startle you fellow Christians or anything, but the evil country, Pakistan, caught one of God’s most gentle of creatures,The Whale Shark. But, not only did they catch it, they brutally beat it to death, and then put it up on fishing nets to display it to God and to show it off to us Christians. This is just cruel! As we can see in this photo this [...]
In this charming family photo, Mitt Romnmey has gathered his children together to make a photo-op. While we can assume they were supposed to spell Romney, the family is having a more lighthearted moment and spelling out what really matters to us hardworking American families.