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    A theological study of Pokeballs and the demonic nature of mirrors

    by Reuben_Harper - View all comments

    The above image shows what a Pokeball looks likes. It appears to be a harmless, colorful ball toy that children could use for throwing around and catching to improve their motor skills to help them carry out God’s will on Earth. But looks can be deceiving. I have watched a number of Pokemon episodes and played the games too, and my keen sense of right and wrong has penetrated the deception that is cleverly embedded in the Pokemon series to […]

    With George Zimmerman Free, Can Blacks Now Shoot All Floridans in All-White Cone Hoodies?

    by Bishop T.J. - View all comments

    If you are scared of someone because they are wearing a hoodie, it is apparently okay to shoot them in the state of Florida.  George Zimmerman decided Trayvon Martin, a black kid in a hoodie, was worth following and baiting into confrontation.  Then, George Zimmerman shot him.  A Florida jury found that this is okay, setting a precedent that you can bait anyone you want into confrontation and as long as they have on a suspicious looking hoodie, you are […]

    Obama Liberal Jury Media Still Convicts George Zimmerman of Manslaughter

    by Joe P. Reagan - View all comments

    George Zimmerman has been found guilty of manslaughter.  Multiple sources report that the media was called back into the courtroom, because the jury wanted to ‘check several specifiations for manslaughter’. While such actions are largely unprecedented, the move by the jury to recall media is just one action among many that shows the Obama administration is pulling strings in this trial.  George Zimmerman’s fate is not being decided by the court of law, but rather by the antics of a […]

    Is Your Husband A Male Twerk Addict?

    by Thad Connely - View all comments

    Does your husband sometimes seem a little sweaty in the brow when you get home early or perhaps is too eager to stay home and cook while you go visit your mother? Perhaps his eagerness is just a veiled excuse to find time to secretly hone is backside Twerking abilities and enter the road to secret homosexuality. There is a new secret underground culture of homosexuality called “TWERK”. Twerk stands for Tempting With Exposed Rectal Kink and all across America, […]

    Stores Now Selling Baby Wigs ‘Baby Bangs’

    by Cadence Appleton - View all comments

    From the land of freedom surveillance and overweight ego celebrities, we can now introduce our babies to the pitfalls of our culture vis-à-vis a baby wig. That is right: parents can now decide that little Tiffany or Kippers needs to be a stunning, bombshell bomb for her beach day and attach hair pieces to the little tyke. Starting at just $20 and sold at fine retail centers like Wal-Mart and Target, Baby Bangs will likely fill the carts of a […]

    Will Someone Please Spank Justin Bieber?

    by Cadence Appleton - View all comments

    Justin Bieber has gone far beyond needing a timeout.  It is sad and pathetic that in our society, celebrities regularly get away with drunk driving, petty crimes and probably even murder.  And while all those things are bad in themselves, we have Justin Bieber who transcends all the woes of a celebrity-worship culture into the realm of pure delusional arrogance, somewhere where King Henry VIII likely dwelled before he decided it was okay to kill another wife  for not giving him a […]

    Two Sweethearts Say Goodnight in Obama Surveillance Era

    by Dan Nordgren - View all comments

    One of the first signs of young love is the insufferable go-back-and-forth of goodnights and goodbyes.  We’ve all suffered a roomie or sibling we’ve heard do this, but clearly, have never done this ourselves.  Right?  Well, now days there is a third wheel:

    Chicago Sun Times In Heat over ‘Fright 214’ Headline

    by Rachel Aschner-Barsky - View all comments

    Some media groups are making an issue of the above headline, which reads “Fright 214”.  The headline proceeds a detailed article about the tragic Flight 214, while en route from South Korea, crashed in San Francisco.  The crash resulted in many injuries and the death of two Chinese students. While the giant headline is just about most assuredly an accident, many are calling for answers as to why the editor may not have found reason to alter the headline. In […]

    Golden Corral All You Can Eat Ribs By The Dumpster

    by Mike Watson - View all comments

    A prep cook, Brandon Huber, for Golden Corral has come out with a viral video, detailing how a Golden Corral allegedly puts its All-You-Can-Eat ribs, gravy, chicken portions and other food by a dumpster during inspection. Since the time of the video’s going viral, Golden Corral cites that the manager of the store in question has been fired. There is no update on the status of the employee who posted the video, but if anything the kid should be getting an […]

    12-Year-Old Egyptian: “We Didn’t Get Rid of Military Regime To Replace It With Fascist Theocracy”

    by Reverend Clyde H. Higgins - View all comments

    Before even getting into this article, it is tough being an American because most adults in this country do not really have a firm grip on the word ‘fascist’.  They would not know what that word meant if it were sitting in the White House and looking at them, but I digress. This video from a 12-year-old boy in Egypt is very heartwarming.  It shows that the same hunger for freedom that churned deep within our forefathers is not lost today.  […]

    Amateur Video Asiana Flight 214 Crash Video

    by Derek Van Buren - View all comments

    The tragic aftermath of Asiana Flight 214 is still under FAA investigation.  While data from the plane’s black box itself will apparently take months or years to analyze, raw footage exists of the crash.  An amateur video details the crushing moment when the plane seems to hit a seawall and lands out of control.  Two young women from China have been reported as casualties.  Many other have suffered various degrees of injury.

    Bronies Invent Easy Rear Access Pony

    by Abe - View all comments

    Today I spit with disgust upon this filthy new creation of the bronies!  They call it the perverted shnocker warmer and as you can see they put a big place to waggle themselves right in the back! This is sick and you can see the bronie in this picture using a pink fork to eat his cake, to build up his strength to ride the pony.

    Picture of Young Jennifer Aniston

    by Mike Collins - View all comments

    One of Hollywood’s greatest mysteries is that of Jennifer Aniston, why is she still single and not wifed up?  It seems like any man in his right mind would hop at the chance to start a family with this women, unless behind closed door she turns into a Kryptonian snarebeast.

    Woman Addicted to Plastic Surgery Injected Cooking Oil In Her Face (Before and After)

    by Estherina Bynum - View all comments

    There is not much to say here, besides the picture to the left is a very beautiful woman drinking from a straw.  To the right we have the end result of the same woman becoming addicted to an image perpetuated by media, that perfection is not your natural state.  She became addicted to plastic surgery to the point that she injected her face with cooking oil. Eventually the swelling went down:

    If George Zimmerman Cries Fire in A Crowded Theater and Then Gets Trampled, Is He Still Guilty?

    by Estherina Bynum - View all comments

    George Zimmerman is a troll.  Plain and simple.  After watching the trial of Zimmerman this week, it has become abundantly clear that the man basically lured Trayvon Martin into a confrontation, then happily and readily fired his loaded gun into the teenager’s chest to murder him in cold blood. At this point, the pity-party for Zimmerman may try to play on the heartchords and strum their song in a sad, pitiful minor progression.  Somehow, we are to believe that a man […]