Will Ferrell is in the headlines this week, not for a new movie but for perhaps revealing to the public a long, deep-harbored secret: he likes the backside pleasure. At the Art Basel last week, Ferrell showed up with what homosexual insiders call a ‘stink stache’. The stink stache is [...]

The fine women of Chi Omega sorority have drawn media attention this week for the photo above.  Many touchy media groups are turning this photograph, displaying humor common amongst college students, into a big deal and saying that the sorority photograph is racist.   What do you think?

United States of America – Americans have a tendency of being altruistic. Despite being built upon the principles of rugged individualism and advantageous capitalism, America has progressed into a country that takes responsibility where it does not have to do so. The United States regularly funds billions to foreign nations, [...]

A new type of MRI called oversampling reveals video of twins fighting in the womb, delivering another glancing blow against secularists who beleive life does not start in the womb.  Taken in London, England, the video reveals that in the womb, twins joust and elbow for more room in the [...]

Orlando, FLA - A precious 8-year-0ld child is recovering from a brutal dolphin attack in Florida.  Eye witnesses to the brutality say an innocent child was but taking in the wonders of nature at seaworld, when suddenly from the depths of the sea emerged a vicious beast, intent on biting the [...]

Hollywood, CA – In yet another shocking move to offend Christians, AMC is speculated to have a ‘guest’ appearance by Jesus Christ in the mid-season finale of the Walking Dead. There is a new cultural phenomenon where atheists believe it is funny to call Jesus a ‘zombie’ as a means [...]

( Berlin, NH) A controversial report from the Institute of Moral Consumerism has brazenly stated that obese children living in the industrialized world are in fact lazy, inactive and unmotivated. Furthermore, the obese in general are self actualizing their own morbidity by opting for bacon cheeseburgers and fries instead of [...]

The 2012 – 2013 football season has officially become the worst for the Kansas City Chiefs. Marred by a season of losses, not being able to score and being the general whipping boy of the NFL is no longer the worst of the Chiefs’ worry. New reports indicate that a [...]

Racial tensions continue to surge across America after the 2012 presidential election. Blatantly racist remarks and ads by the Democratic party against Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan has left a sour taste for many of the nation’s crucial white establishment and their coloured, well-off friends, the very type of people [...]

  By Eunice W. Trends in social media reveal increased deviant behavior towards animals, cartoons and fantasy creatures. This maladjusted epidemic has infected the bloodstream of our American nervous system, it is unsightly and it aches the heart!  Tumblr is a magnet of voracious hedonism, Twitter and Facebook equally self [...]

  Here at The Institute for Moral Consumerism, we’ve spent countless hours researching the latest hot toys to hit the market, just in time for the holidays. The ladies at church ask, ” Eunice, why would you spend eight weeks locked in a cellar with 3,000 inappropriate  toys?” Why, you [...]

  Several months ago, some colleagues threw a party that was all but too common:  mediocre drinks, casual chat and exchanged phone numbers.  But the D.J. from the party promised he was getting ready to play something ‘that we had to hear, because it’s the new thing’.  I was skeptical, [...]

For years, feminists and their ilk have tried to convince society that women and men are equal in the work place. A cursory look at any household, from the regal echelons of the Upper East Side to the paltry porches of Snellville, Georgia, will play out a ballad that’s quite [...]

Mexican President Felip Calderon has launched a new initiative that would coerce the United States to open its border to the country currently known as Mexico. Under Calderon’s bold new plan, Mexico’s official name would be switched from The United States of Mexico to simply ‘Canada’. Calderon argues that over [...]

Egyptian President Morsi has just declared himself a New Pharoah, boasting sweeping new powers that include glowing eyes, invincibility and ability to make others bend to his will with just a shake of her serpent staff. Such powers are terrifying and immoral, yet somehow after nearly 2,000 years the Egyptian [...]