Does your husband sometimes seem a little sweaty in the brow when you get home early or perhaps is too eager to stay home and cook while you go visit your mother? Perhaps his eagerness is just a veiled excuse to find time to secretly hone is backside Twerking abilities and enter the road to secret homosexuality. There is a new secret underground culture of homosexuality called “TWERK”. Twerk stands for Tempting With Exposed Rectal Kink and all across America, […]
From the land of freedom surveillance and overweight ego celebrities, we can now introduce our babies to the pitfalls of our culture vis-à-vis a baby wig. That is right: parents can now decide that little Tiffany or Kippers needs to be a stunning, bombshell bomb for her beach day and attach hair pieces to the little tyke. Starting at just $20 and sold at fine retail centers like Wal-Mart and Target, Baby Bangs will likely fill the carts of a […]
Justin Bieber has gone far beyond needing a timeout. It is sad and pathetic that in our society, celebrities regularly get away with drunk driving, petty crimes and probably even murder. And while all those things are bad in themselves, we have Justin Bieber who transcends all the woes of a celebrity-worship culture into the realm of pure delusional arrogance, somewhere where King Henry VIII likely dwelled before he decided it was okay to kill another wife for not giving him a […]
One of the first signs of young love is the insufferable go-back-and-forth of goodnights and goodbyes. We’ve all suffered a roomie or sibling we’ve heard do this, but clearly, have never done this ourselves. Right? Well, now days there is a third wheel:
Some media groups are making an issue of the above headline, which reads “Fright 214″. The headline proceeds a detailed article about the tragic Flight 214, while en route from South Korea, crashed in San Francisco. The crash resulted in many injuries and the death of two Chinese students. While the giant headline is just about most assuredly an accident, many are calling for answers as to why the editor may not have found reason to alter the headline. In […]
A prep cook, Brandon Huber, for Golden Corral has come out with a viral video, detailing how a Golden Corral allegedly puts its All-You-Can-Eat ribs, gravy, chicken portions and other food by a dumpster during inspection. Since the time of the video’s going viral, Golden Corral cites that the manager of the store in question has been fired. There is no update on the status of the employee who posted the video, but if anything the kid should be getting an […]
Before even getting into this article, it is tough being an American because most adults in this country do not really have a firm grip on the word ‘fascist’. They would not know what that word meant if it were sitting in the White House and looking at them, but I digress. This video from a 12-year-old boy in Egypt is very heartwarming. It shows that the same hunger for freedom that churned deep within our forefathers is not lost today. […]
The tragic aftermath of Asiana Flight 214 is still under FAA investigation. While data from the plane’s black box itself will apparently take months or years to analyze, raw footage exists of the crash. An amateur video details the crushing moment when the plane seems to hit a seawall and lands out of control. Two young women from China have been reported as casualties. Many other have suffered various degrees of injury.
Today I spit with disgust upon this filthy new creation of the bronies! They call it the perverted shnocker warmer and as you can see they put a big place to waggle themselves right in the back! This is sick and you can see the bronie in this picture using a pink fork to eat his cake, to build up his strength to ride the pony.
One of Hollywood’s greatest mysteries is that of Jennifer Aniston, why is she still single and not wifed up? It seems like any man in his right mind would hop at the chance to start a family with this women, unless behind closed door she turns into a Kryptonian snarebeast.
There is not much to say here, besides the picture to the left is a very beautiful woman drinking from a straw. To the right we have the end result of the same woman becoming addicted to an image perpetuated by media, that perfection is not your natural state. She became addicted to plastic surgery to the point that she injected her face with cooking oil. Eventually the swelling went down:
George Zimmerman is a troll. Plain and simple. After watching the trial of Zimmerman this week, it has become abundantly clear that the man basically lured Trayvon Martin into a confrontation, then happily and readily fired his loaded gun into the teenager’s chest to murder him in cold blood. At this point, the pity-party for Zimmerman may try to play on the heartchords and strum their song in a sad, pitiful minor progression. Somehow, we are to believe that a man […]
My Dearest Comrades, I don’t think I need to point this out to you but little miss Hana Montana has grown up and she would’ve turned out just fine and into a wonderful young lady if she hadn’t made friends those black folk in Hollywood. They used their colored female wives and girlfriends to teach her how to “Twerk” at a local club. While she ‘twerked’ The colored rappers like Snoop Lion through money at her like she was a […]
As a recent college graduate, I cannot stress how frustrating it is to see the receipt above. Not that being plied with loan upon loans to get a degree in poli sci is a tough enough pill to swallow, but now that I am taking a year off school due to a brief illness I am getting the worst of life. I still work hard every day, but not in any special job. To have a good paying job these days, you […]
Last weekend my grandson Jimmy James asked if I wanted to go to the movies with him. Typically his choices in movies are not the same as mine. But I decided I would go since he was going with a few other members of the Churches Youth Group. The movie they were going to watch was called ‘This Is The End’. The movie is about these young Hollywood types that I don’t know anything about. These horrible movie star kids […]