$99 Xbox 360 Subsidized By Obama, Boofers Nationwide Rejoice

Obama’s amazing march of socialism reached its zenith today after the government announced $99 Xbox 360 will be available for the unemployed.  The Xbox will come with a Gold Live account, meaning that the jobless can now fully live like teenaged children off from school during the summer. Irate taxpayers could only watch in horror as boofers in Bremerton, North Carolina, stood in a $99 Xbox 360 line and eagerly [...]