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American Idol’s Jermaine Jones Gets Disqualified From Show, May Appear on Cops

March 15, 2012 4:15 am0 comments

New reports from Hollywood state American Idol’s contestant Jermaine Jones is disqualified from the show.  The drama all started when Jermaine Jones used his Idol branded Twitter account to make a surprise announcement:  “Aww, I will no longer be on the show.”  Moments later, the account and post were deleted.  [...]

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Lesbian Ellen Degeneres Badgers Simon Cowell, Sullies American Idol with “Prima Donna” Slur

January 26, 2010 10:26 am12 comments
Lesbian Ellen Degeneres Badgers Simon Cowell, Sullies American Idol with “Prima Donna” Slur

The lipstick lesbian Ellen Degeneres has now brought the predictable gay attitude and sense of entitlement to the show American Idol, where she recently made a slur against Simon Cowell and ruined this season of the newest American family pastime. American Idol is a show that has had questionable guiding [...]

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Shut Up Adam Lambert

December 3, 2009 3:24 am3 comments
Shut Up Adam Lambert

From the talented critics at IDLYITW, we see just how delusional former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert truly is. We’ve warned everyone for years now that Simon Cowell is a new-age redcoat who is hellbent on destroying the moral fabric of America by trying to make everyday people into false [...]

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Adam Lambert Loses American Idol to Kris Allen

May 22, 2009 2:39 pmComments Off
Adam Lambert Loses American Idol to Kris Allen

American Idol is an immoral show which encourages young men and women to sing devil’s songs while the audience worships them on their tv. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this season’s American Idol enticed audiences with a young boy named Adam Lambert. Due to Adam Lambert’s unnaturally good talent, [...]

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Simon Cowell Declares Gay Freddie Mercury Impersonator To Win American Idol

May 12, 2009 1:22 am8 comments
Simon Cowell Declares Gay Freddie Mercury Impersonator To Win American Idol

Today Simon Cowell all but confessed his love for former flamboyant gay and frontman for Queen, Freddie Mercury. Regaled as the best performer and rock vocalist by many, for good reason, the music of Queen and Freddie Mercury lives on to this day from sports anthems like “We Will Rock [...]

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Fancy Boy Tries to Sing “Ring of Fire” On American Idol

March 19, 2009 8:21 pm10 comments

Despite his hard addiction to to the devil’s confections, Johnny Cash was a good man. From picking his dad’s cotton fields as a kid, to being a bitter and semi-repentant old coot at the end, Johnny relished in proper grizzled manhood. So it comes as an offense and travesty to [...]

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