In ridiculous news today, a woman took Captain Crunch to court. Captain “Cap’n” Crunch, long known for his swashbuckling adventures upon high seas of milk and making the roof of your mouth sore from cerealy goodness was taken to a California court this week, where a woman accused the anti-soggy [...]Read more ›
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