The children of Israel ran and screamed with panic after atheists unleashed their false god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, over the birthplace of Christianity.  The FSM beast is able to duplicate the powers of the atheist created Large Hadron Collider, siphoning the souls of Christian and Jews (what atheists call Higgs Boson [...]

s Room gules with the black lights of Satanic spells, atheist superscientist Neil DeGrasse Tyson overlooks his team’s creation, the Large Hadron Collider.  The machine is capable of sucking the ‘God Particle’, or what we call the soul, right of a living human.  Such power is being used by atheists to [...]

Rappin’ about CERN’s Large Hadron Collider! Links below…Apparently YouTube fixed the sound! Still, Will Barras made two options trying to get around the original problems:Other YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iryBLZCOQVimeo: http://www.vimeo.com/1431471?pg=embed&sec=1431471Vimeo is downloadable if you log in.There has been a lot of interest in the original mp3, lyrics, and vocals for remixing. You can find all that here:https://www.msu.edu/~mcalpin9/lhc_rap/largehadron.htmlThere’s also been interest in translation. You can get a subtitle-free version from Vimeo here (downloadable):http://www.vimeo.com/1730771With backing track available here (with and without Hawking-style voice):http://barras.ws/rappin.htmlGo ahead and translate, rap it, and post it! Just give us a shout-out, and it’s probably a good idea to include the following credits Images came from:particlephysics.ac.uk, space.com, the Institute of Physics, NASA, Symmetry, and MarvelI forgot Einstein Online, and they called me out: http://www.einstein-online.infoAnd I forgot Physics World (dunno what I was thinking when I put together the extra dimensions bit). Steve Abel set me to rights (but made no demands): http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/print/403The talented dancers doubled as camera people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock footage is CERN’s.Will Barras is responsible for the killa beats:http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~s9527813/And thanks to MC Hawking, who first thought of using computer-voice to bring Stephen Hawking to the world of rap http://www.mchawking.com/The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a good thing) as a science writer. http://www.katemcalpine.comThey’ll have a lot of data to sort. 15 million GB per year, actually. Want to get involved and donate your computer’s downtime? Try LHC@home:http://lhcathome.cern.ch/lhcathome/
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