The depraved, pedophillic gays have lost another battle in the war to enable filthy immoral values! Christians have banded together to eradicate this worthless group of “bottom-dwellers” and their warped agenda! Blessed and courageous Christian eatery Chick-Fil-A has enacted a strict, nation-wide “Buttsex Ban” and in the process have garnered record profits! No longer will disease-carrying “homosexual bottom bois” be able to corrupt a wholesome chicken into a “Sandwich of Sodomy.”

The CEO of the Jim Hensen company Lisa Henson severed all ties to the funamental Christian company known as Chic-fil-A and stated “we are big supporters of the gays getting married” she then went on to explain that as a supporter of equal rights, all women in the Jim Hensen [...]